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The way the last 48hours have been more eventful than the last three months

Imagine if her date for an announcement regarding the album ends up not being true either However, I do have good faith that an announcement of some sort will happen on the 7th - whether it be a reveal of the album title, cover artwork, tracklist, lead single, (dare I say) release date, etc. I also feel like the fact she’s scheduled a set date for an announcement means that her team probably told her she can’t just go about posting random dates for an album release that they can’t follow through with. Either way, I’ll be perched & ready on the 7th! The Pre-Release Thread is so close, I can almost taste it! x

let's not lmfao

she's def going to get best new music on pitchfork for this

The excitement that’s brewing inside of me purely because of that picture neil posted… like wow we need to prepare for this servage

I'm getting Ultraviolence in colour vibes, actually. With a touch of Honeymoon as well. The orchids pic is very David Lynch-esque: nightmarish, yet alluring. The mountain laurels pic has this sort of vintage/technicolor/grainy/American suburbia feel. I have to say that I didn't expect colourful flowers, LMAO, given what she said about the lack of colours (lyrically, I suppose), but it's an interesting contrast. This is going to very lush and dreamy, I think. Orchestral music with Drew Erickson + Jon Batiste's jazz work + Father John Misty = this will be her jazzy masterpiece.

I've explained this but again. some elements -strings. Do u like violin, cello? -dark lyricism -60s influenced psychedelic guitar black and white glamour. all of u are going to have a heart attack

Haven't been this excited for an album since NFR

okay what am i supposed to do for five days now

the signs were there ...

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I’m still so excited about her “I’m very excited” comment about the announcement Wednesday. It’s so refreshing to hear how excited she is about an album again. She always felt COTCC felt unfinished and while she probably loves BB she never really showed any excitement for it, so I just know it’s going to be her best album in years

fl0r1dakil0s saying that she’ll get Best New Music on Pitchfork; boz saying that it’s a masterpiece plus praising Antonoff’s work on it - even though he’s not a big fan of him at all - and the FJM collaboration too; that ATRL user mentioning that it’s her best album yet. What the hell? Is she really going to deliver her magnum opus?

i go once a week just thinking about this photo of them two ughhhhh

No this is something Taylor would do, and she would make you buy 8 different puzzles that make a QR code that links you to a bonus track

SHAKING CRYING THE SERVE IS FUCKING HERE 😭😭😭😭😭

If she only said the announcement thing I'd be only 75% sure it was coming but since we got the website blackout too I'm 100% sure she's coming for real Like Elle said, she's not throwing random dates around this time. NFR/Chemtrails/BB Lana would have directly said "the album is coming at the top of the year" but she announced an announcement this time

the way we got this information from a random spanish media interview

Do u like Music to Watch Boys To?

still crying at the fact she’s about to release her 4th album (if we count Violets) this decade and it barely started 3 years ago Someone should study this woman asap

what if the no color applied to the music…colorful artwork then she drops the saddest work of all time

Okay. 2 things we NEED to make a bigger deal out of and discuss: 1: Am I the only one curious as to why she was at this seemingly random women’s guild event? What are her connections to Jaime Lee Curtis? She hasn’t been to an event in FOREVERR!!! Nikki Lane shows don’t count. I mean a gala with sparkly outfits and microphones. Pretty cameras It just seems so random… and to finally give a concrete date at this event? We need to look deeper into this 2: Why aren’t we making a bigger deal of Eclipse telling us “remember when she said she really liked powerlifting” or whatever. That’s a clue Lipsters!!!

BITCHHH

I just really wanna share that it feels SO NICE to be here freaking out with you guys while having ACTUAL information. I don't think I've been this excited for an era since LFL (which was my favorite era experience). Yes, NFR was awesome too. But idk man. Something about this one feels different. And I'm giddy with joy and curiosity.

Watch her do a complete 180 on the “no color” statement back in May and we’re getting absolutely blasted with colors and a bright sunny beach vibe to combat the winter blues

Hear me out Monday: Neil posts a promo picture from the photoshoot Tuesday: Lana reveals the album cover Wednesday: Full album announcement with tracklist + date

43k likes in less than a day, EVERYONE IS READY FOR LANA

Yesss Neil! So fucking excited. So curious and intrigued too because she mentioned there being no room for color in the interview with W but now the visuals seem more colorful than I would have anticipated. They do seem grand and rich. Hazy as someone said which was great term. Getting strong strong Honeymoon vibes. So curious to see how the visuals relate to the music. I’m so ready!

OMG the album cover is Lana power lifting Jamie Lee Curtis on a bench press we won

When LYTAN makes the final tracklist

when she announces the announcement for the announcement

idk why but based on that picture i’m kind of imagining lana lying in a bed of flowers. watch it’s gonna be the most beautiful photo we’ve ever seen in our life and then it’s gonna be the Target cover 🪦

Omg not her teasing the photo shoot this is going to be such a collapse!! This is the first era she’s seemed excited about I can’t freaking wait

Shaking, crying, throwing up and Neil Kruging.

Those flower pictures really remind me of this picture. Is it intentional? The color scheme is also vaguely similar. I know it's a reach but no official news until next wednesday so I'm open to delusions.

idk if this has been mentioned already but the photo from neil's story is from 2017

THAT PHOTO IS SO BEAUTIFUL WE'RE REALLY GOING TO GET SOMETHING LUSCIOUS, RICH, AND HAZY

as california is pounded by winter rain and snow the drought will be ending take that as you will this month will replenish us

It’s the fact that we still have no shred of info but she has us moving for the next five days she’s actually a genius like no seriously this era is in different areas out of the gate. She’s probably not gonna announce that she’s coming back to instagram with a new single + album announcement and I’m still on the edge of my seat like Girl

Yes

ive been saying death never came as the 10 year full circle moment from born to die is the most intelligent thing ever conceived

i've never wanted it to be wednesday more. this is gonna be the slowest 5 days of our lives.

Hunny it’s the holidays and if you’re not indulging and overeating then wyd Manifesting 23 tracks

boz saying that he was surprised by how much he loved the album means that it mustn't be similar to COCC (which he absolutely hated) or BB (he was very mixed on it). On the other hand, I'm not quite expecting her to go back to her older sound, especially with the mention of automatic writing etc. I'm very curious about this. Perhaps it's her experimental album? Anyway, I'm very excited about the album title. Her titles are always evocative, and they brilliantly depict the essence of each album, whether one likes them or not.

Now we just need a magazine interview I don't want her to spoil too much but I want her to talk about the album and expand on the whole "automatic writing" thing... or maybe the concept changed since May. Also I want some new stunning pictures of course

You're born in December and I'm born in June The way she meant this album and not S***

summer

happy 900 for the 2nd time in 24 hours lanas magnum opus incoming

"Drop some new work next week?" OMFG NEIL