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BlackoutZone is in the ATRL thread help us king edit: it’s all real he confirmed

My Ocean Blvd bingo board

The Grants! Candy Necklace! Fingertips!

I’m currently going through all of the ppl BOZ follows on twitter to see if any of them tweeted the acronym and it’s driving me insane how many dua lipa tweets I’ve had to read

"I think talking more and more in detail about the album is just gonna keep you more and more confused till you actually hear it. I really wish Lana would do some interviews right now revealing what she wants herself, but maybe she doesn't cause she knows it's best to just listen to it. The reactions and (sometimes truly odd) interpretations of Tunnel made me realize how different everyone's listening experience is gonna be, but I hope everyone is gonna click play fully open minded and without prejudice. In my opinion the album is fully solid throughout and the tracklist is structured in an engaging way. The 9 - 12 run of the album is my favorite part so yes it's safe to say the second parts holds up well.""

BOZ What now.. There isn't any Dua shade on and I find it slightly degrading to Lana to even assume she'd be taking time to include a shade towards some pop star on such an introspective record about her life. They are both grown women with respect to each other and I can go as far as revealing that there is a little musical thing existing between them, not a collab though

“Are the interludes that bad though” Boz: If you ignore the pastor on the first one, they are not at all. In fact the instrumental production on both is amazing and I wish they were proper songs with Lana. That being said it's very odd how Candy Necklace is squished between them, but that song... is gonna have a solid segment on some 2025 lanaboards LDR album process spilling session

can we just take a moment to appreciate the album cover? it's gorgeous

I knew she put all those names on the cover for aesthetics

Which one of you is the gay intern at the ESB?

BOZ on atrl just now: "No shade, but please use MORE brain. We have entire album credits and yall be guessing the sampled song to be some Rick tracks. Does nobody on the forum know that for any sample or interpolation clearance entire set of writers of the original track gets credited" fvhvdcsjkdcfhjust killed the Honeymoon theories

When the sample starts with, “Boy, you wanna come to my motel, honey?”

When the sample is her singing "if you wanna get high with me, im in the back doing crack, drinking p-p-pesi"

The way the pastor interlude is NEEDED at this moment.

me creating fake tracklists and uploading them to debris knowing they'll be posted by gullible stans on reddit & tiktok

When the sample turns out to be OTTR...

me adding mentions of "feet" to the cross-references on lanapedia

Also, what I loved about what BoZ just said earlier is that the album is consistently good throughout, meaning one "side" of the album isn't better than the other, even though the 9-12 sequence is his favorite. Usually, she puts the best tracks at the beginning of the album, but now we have a consistent, crazy roller coaster to experience an album artist

This really feels like the third evolution of her mainstream career and I'm excited! Phase 1: Phase 2: Phase 3:

everything boz said

ChatGPT reveals all

Another summary time: Tracklist: Kintsugi Spill Other Blurry Tracklist: Writing Credits: GBUMs: AhaMusic Links

Didn’t eclipse say HBTB would be important later? I’m still on that boat!

Why does anyone even think this title is real? It's obviously not

it's PRISON TIME

This album’s potential and overall secrecy/mysteriousness is making me horny.

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He already confirmed Kintsugi spill is real “Anyway the person from lanaboards said so much last night I think you should have something to discuss for weeks so I don't feel like talking about anything else till March, the interesting details got revealed“

Candy Necklace being the centrepiece of the album with THE lore…I’m ready for this one.

omg i just saw that that i was nominated but elle put it in white font thats why you cant see me in the list.. thanks guys

never ever forget that the first word on Lana's first mainstream debut album is "feet"

The good old days of hole pics resulting in leaks. Very nostalgic lipster awards decade edition vibes!

I guess Candy Necklace is going to be the heart of the new album, handmade beauty sealed up by two man-made interludes

With the description of the album being wild & adventurous , a rollercoaster of dark beserk & vulnerable fragile songs wheeew this info just settling down in my small brain We are not prepared & ready for this album, this is gonna be such collapse Lemme write my will I'm afraid I will die & collapse on March 10th

In 10 years we'll have to tell people "no, she's not going back to the DYKTTATUOB sound, get over it"

Just read everything. Now THIS is her revenge album. I’m tearing up.

ngl excited for those "slutty trap beats" on AW tho!!!

and remember that i'll be sweet and barefeet

why are the random new accounts always so horny??? anyways………… This album is going to change the way I exist. It’s going to alter my universe. I just know it, I’ll never recover.

FINGERTIPS AND "GOD, PLEASE SAIL OVER THE SEA ON THE DAY HE DOCKS AT SAN FRANCISCO" stans won

The number of times the word wild has been used to define the album

A few thoughts on the tea we received yesterday: First of all, I'm very excited about the "brain-frying" pastor interlude, lol. The eerie unsettling background music is giving LA Who Am I To Love You instrumentals, tbh. Lana giggling and whispering, while the pastor is screaming his lungs out is another bizarre and disturbing detail. And the interlude is placed right after three explicit tracks, with A&W apparently being very wild both sonically and lyrically. I mean, BOZ doesn't even skip it. I wonder if it unintentionally (?!) exposes the pastor's clownery. BOZ told us that Lana's looking for guidance, so the interlude being track 5 probably means that the pastor has failed her. I'm genuinely gagged by the fact that she kinda bookmarks Candy Necklace with two (?!) interludes, lol. It's such a strange decision, and I wonder why the interlude featuring Jon Batiste would be so controversial/difficult to listen to. Is it just an audio clip of the two of them having a random conversation? Because I'd be surprised if a track by Batiste would be sonically divisive, unless it's a bizarre and borderline unlistenable/potentially cacophonous jazzy outro to Candy Necklace. In a way, the interludes might help the tracks surrounding them (A&W, Candy Necklace, and Track 8) stand out even more - perhaps this is Lana's point. Or they somehow fit in narrative-wise. A&W will surely be a highlight in her discography according to all our info so far, and the Candy Necklace snippet sounds kinda eerie (and it's the only track that she actually teased, so it must quite important for Lana). Sweet being this album's Love song is exactly what I was hoping for, lol. I was scared that we'd get another Beautiful based on the writing credits! I am thrilled about the AK composition. He's so talented, and @Kintsugi implying that it'll be the Cinnamon Girl/Tulsa Jesus Freak-esque track of the album is very promising. I'm sure that Track 14 will be a moment. Very excited about Track 11, as well. BOZ mentioned multiple times that the FJM "collaboration" (well, apparently he's getting Snowonthebeach'd, lol) is a highlight and an amazing track, and it also features the RIOPY sample, so, yeah, this is going to be good. BOZ also hyped Track 10 (feat. SYML's composition), and Track 12 (the one with the long ass title) is supposedly BOZ's favourite (or second favourite after A&W) track on the album and one of her best tracks ever. And he also said that Fingertips is stunning...Well, Side C will be that bitch. Oh, and I knew that she'd deliver a fantastic closing song this time around. A "one for the books" 5:53 closer with an outstanding outro? Yes, ma'am! I don't know. This album sounds major.

"The record is quite wild and adventurous sonically, definitely unexpected. It's like a rollercoaster at some point, she's swinging between dark & berserk and vulnerable & fragile. And there's even more to that." This is what king Kintsugi said which made me think of what BOZ said "I can't wait to talk about the masterpiece of an album I just listened to" he also used the word WILD to describe the album in another tweet. This album definitely sounds too promising.

lanaboards is never going to beat the analboards allegations i fear

My dream for this era: * A Rolling Stone US cover and/or an American Vogue cover (long overdue imo) * A proper single release with a high budget music video a month before to drive momentum * Interviews throughout the first week (Zane Lowe etc.) * Guest on an unexpected podcast (even Joe Rogan idgaf) Reality: * She releases a piano ballad with a music video by Charlie or Chuck * She does an IG live the day after release and calls it a day

your first post ever on here and its you dragging everyone

Soooooooooooo the long ass acronym was posted a few days ago “somewhere we wouldn’t expect” WHAT ARE OUR THEORIES??? LET’S GET TO WORK!

if that title is real twitter is going to drag her to hell and back and it will be the third 9/11 for lana fans but idc it’s legendary and worth it