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oooh this is gonna eat

“Lana is back and she’s cooler than ever 😍😍😍” — it was clever for like, 2 seconds on April 19, 2017, but then never again.

this is like the antithesis of the no context lanaboards thread

Empire of Lounge, a music magazine, will release an article on Lana Del Rey’s new album, Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Boulevard, on January 26th.

Lmao imagine it's just a recap of Boz and Kintsugi's spills

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when Lana says in the interview “I’m so excited to release Did You Know There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean BLVD on June 16th of this year”

what if the 2nd single is coming tmrw, wednesday the 25th & thats why the article is only gonna come out on the 26th cause theyre gonna talk about the title track & new single

Not the magazine using the 🚀🚀 emojis in the comments

I'm just gonna say it too I think there's something wrong w you if you can see Lana in that vid after getting robbed almost in tears looking so defeated pleading with people to not listen to the leaks and still be hoping that it leaks. I'm gonna be fine dining on the 24th on my 16-course gourmet LDR9 as the chef intended, while many people are writhing in their own saliva on the kitchen floor right now waiting for 96kbps crumbs of LDR9 to fall on the floor and give them E.Coli, tapeworm AND covid

YALL this one 😭she literally says what topanga is in the same line

"when she was young" this picture is from LAST YEAR

what

Her repost on Sunday looks even more strange now that nothing happened after it

i really hope that article gives us some new information or is an interview or something but i’m sort of scared it won’t do or be either of those things because it seems like it’s a pretty small magazine, they only have like 6k followers or maybe lana is actually purposely doing real press with smaller publications this time around because all of the big ones are mean to her and have done her dirty at one point or another in the past

She'll say she's already nearly done with the next one, out mid summer, but then inevitably delayed to Jan 2024

r/lanadelrey is no longer a safe space. I know, I know. You can call me childish for wanting a safe place. Maybe there is no safe place in this dark world, but if you know me then you know that I’m a dreamer. I’m an idealist. I’m a lover. My life has been so tumultuous and destructive, and r/lanadelrey was truly a safe haven for me to express myself and keep up with all things Lana, with a community of wonderful people who appreciate true ART. My posts were peaceful. My love was full. But now, that subreddit is a cesspool because of the complete infestation of that crook bitch Taylor Swift’s rabid fans. When the “song” Snow on the Beach was released, we were having so much fun at r/lanadelrey. We made memes that playfully held Taylor Swift accountable because of her cold, calculated betrayal against Lana and Lana’s fans. You see, we Lana fans rise above. We could’ve wallowed in self-pity that we didn’t get a true Lana song, but we had fun with the situation instead by making fun of Taylor Swift. We know that woman needs to be held accountable for her reckless behavior, but us Lana fans are also so much fun and very light-hearted at our core, just like Lana. So, funny memes were everywhere! These memes and comments made me laugh and laugh. They made me totally forget about my disappointment regarding Snow on the Beach. And on a deeper level, these memes attacking Taylor Swift made me forget about my crippling drug addiction and dwindling relationship with my older brother. Like I said, r/lanadelrey was my safe haven. But that woman Taylor Swift and her rabid fans have now ruined the one place i had comfort and peace in my life. Right now, that subreddit is just pitiful. Lana posted one Instagram story of her and Taylor from some party from like 4 years ago to promote snow on the beach (she had no recent photos as they aren’t friends at all). We all know Lana doesn’t care about Taylor Swift or that song, which she only did as an act of service for AA or something. She called it the “snow ❄️ song” and she didn’t even know the words when a fan started singing it to her on video, trying to get her to sing along. Lana just whispered in the background of the song while trying not to laugh. And that’s okay, we can be proud of Lana for holding firm boundaries with Taylor. But now, this 4 year old photo is being posted over and over and over again! “TAYLANA TOGETHER OMG!!!” “IM SO GLAD THEYRE FRIENDS!!!” “TAYLANA FOR LIFE!!!” and all that bullshit is crowding r/lanadelrey. And half of the posts now are along the lines of “DAE Think Taylor is super talented and we shouldn’t hate on female artists???” “DAE love Snow on the Beach???” “DAE not like Taylor Swift being cyber bullied???” It’s just not the same r/lanadelrey it used to be. Now it’s just another Taylor sub. And any accountability on this topic is downvoted and removed. I am sorry for this long rant I just didn’t know what else to do. I feel like this subreddit understands me more than all others at this point. and I am honestly worried about being kicked out of r/lanadelrey at this point. I’m sure a Swiftie is going to grab a moderator role and ban me retroactively because of my history of holding Taylor Swift accountable for her actions. I just wanted to share my thoughts. Have a great day.

elle's ad-revenue is about to reach new heights

the mental gymnastics they do to bring taylor swift up whenever possible

"we are at an all-you-can-eat michelin star buffet of lana" what the actual fuck

There's something fishy going on with that magazine... Fishtail out January 25th confirmed

The sick magazine photoshoot:

"The new album confirms her uniqueness beyond criticism."

okay but can we talk about how cute this magazine cover is? i love the pink

the way i believed that her last two albums were promoted this way bc of quarantine and now that she's so successful on streaming tap management will have her as their main focus; especially after dua left them... this era is somehow worse than the last two eras. we didn't even get a mv for ocean blvd she better do something QUICKLY

Just saw they made a post about this thread on reddit

the mental gymnastics on that one

If Lana did a HUGE one-off, two-hour-long “secret” show at a lush venue like the Hollywood Bowl with no audience that was professionally recorded and then available to watch publicly…that would be amazing. It would be a way to get around the pressure of having to go on an extensive tour but would still satisfy the fans’ hunger to have some new concert footage and hear some live renditions of new tracks. But that said, I know it’s not the same magic as seeing her live live, in-person. The energy cannot be fully captured in video recording. But it’s a compromise, I guess!

Lmaoooo we’re literally kitchen ants at this point

Holy shit this is only two days away! Exactly how a good unreleased leak should be!! Smol tease and then the full enchilada

who cares it ATE

Finally a crumb feeling kinda grateful

Lana Del Rey will be headlining MITA Festival at the Jockey Club in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on May 27th, 2023. PRE-SHOW UPDATES: - Lana was heard sound checking Pretty When You Cry, Love Song, Video Games, Born to Die, Blue Jeans, Candy Necklace, Diet Mountain Dew, Venice Bitch/Taco Truck x VB, Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd, Summertime Sadness, Honeymoon, A&W, Young and Beautiful on the night before the show. - Lana told fans at the airport she planned on performing A&W, National Anthem, and Diet Mountain Dew. She also said she wouldn’t be performing Cinnamon Girl, Off to the Races, Venice Bitch, Bartender, and Wildflower Wildfire. - She also stated at the airport that she wouldn’t be performing Chemtrails and Blue Banisters, but it is unclear if she meant the songs or the albums as a whole. Attendees: [comment below if you’d like to be added] POST SHOW UPDATES: Setlist: TBD Photo Gallery: TBD

When the tour opener is Judah Smith leading an interactive conversion therapy exercise with the crowd

January has been sinister but I agree that February will fly by and then March will be magical

I am still a little confused by why this random publication would get early access to the album i feel like it won’t have anything new or important

someone tell Lana about this

me 1 hour and 17 minutes after the album is released

forum wars we love to see it

twink at 30 omg they ended up complimenting u.. but the official magazine account dmd you and called u names ?? or u mean ppl in comments ?

A magazine will be publishing an article about the album in two days from now

I guess we can never be sure.

that same person also posted this so i really don’t think they were kidding

Rob's nepo baby era

I’m telling myself it’s just a review of the song & a positive remark about the album—if it’s anything more I’ll be pleasantly surprised

the collapse when Lana locks herself in her dressing room and Ben and Ed have to tear the door down and drag her on stage

Manifesting that we at least get one sick magazine photoshoot for this era.