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is lanaboards in its "insiders are humans too" era

Not y’all taking 111 seriously…. He’s way more insufferable when he actually has something. Put up or shutup dude. I don’t mind “insiders” but i do mind the arrogance and condescension they feel because they break laws and steal from their “fave artist”. Im an anarchist and don’t care if people do that but don’t act all superior and be rude to other fans. They act like Lana personally calls them and tells them everything…. no they hack computers or blow french UMG employees …. Again which is fine but does not give people the license to be malignent narcissists online and act like they are doing a public service. If anything they ruin eras.

You can always tell when insiders get info because they start getting condescending and talking about how they have info

Why are insiders always so condescending let people have fun and speculate even if it makes no sense

my sleep paralysis demon whispered to me that lana’s releasing 3 albums this year, titled “pad” “tampon” & “diva cup” respectively! if you speculate & think otherwise you’re stupid!

LDR9 will be one of her most albums to date and will be released. The songs will contain lyrics, melodies, themes and instruments. Critics will have thoughts about it. It will also be by Lana Del Rey.

Yesssss what ever happened to the gworl I thew

Glad Buddy’s Rendezvous got officially released today: it’s what I needed, after the Rob-might-be-trolling-us gate.

dont be condescending and u wont get bullied off the site 😍😍

exactly.. or just share the information that you might have with the rest of us

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Someone mark “insider drama” off of the “signs of an incoming era” checklist lol

the White Dress acronym event was a core memory for me. It was such a scene, dare I say….

It sounds so amazing in HQ… her most Honeymoon song in years… ”Can I see you again?” Breaks my heart everytime

We literally got 2 albums last year (plus 2 new songs this one) and I'm anxious for new Lana as if we had a 5 year gap between records I just can't get enough In my defense I have to say I'd be way more patient if we didn't knew that an album is coming soon

I only don't like the behavior of holding things over people with a fishing pole and then never sharing it. Acronyms are fine, teasing something is fine, I'm not saying to leak anything that's going to be released, but unreleased stuff.... being teased for years at a time... it's tiring and annoying. Just share it if you have it and are teasing it. Otherwise don't tell us bc I'd rather not know about it. And I'll say the same to BOZ and his group, Honeymouns and his group, etc. I'll say it to anything leaker or insider, idc. That's nothing personal towards you On the other hand, idk if you're talking about me, but i know I was rude to you before and I believe i've apologized before and I'll apologize again. i'm sorry eclipse, for anything i've said that was toxic or mean. i've gotten in trouble for calling you names before and i know it was out of line and stupid and i overstepped with what i said. i've interacted with you since then and things seem okay so if you're talking about me lmk if not then cool i guess i also gave LiceForLife shit too all the time so there's that also. the character development, better than some video gamezzzz

since we’re not getting info… I’d love a vinyl with a fun but cohesive texture design. If it’s a wordy, angry, relatively colorless record, imagine a vinyl with a marble-like design or something that resembles how ice cracks over a frozen lake. Alternatively, a monochrome album cover with a vibrantly colored vinyl would be a cool contrast too! @Surf Noir’s paralysis demon is the new LDR9 insider confirmed

The only reason why I don’t think Lana could make a surprise drop work is because all of her dates get leaked by insiders a few weeks/days early. I think the 3 singles she released last year were meant to be a surprise, but insiders got ahead of her. She needs a better team like Taylor’s that can hide that stuff better.

"insider": i have info!!11!!!1!! everyone else to each other:

share the info so we have proof you do

the fact that some of y'all still think she will ever do a surprise release is just baffling...

honey, poking in the dark and wild theories and speculation IS the fun. That’s the magical part of the thread. And then being surprised is its own magic. See the NFR era for how boring it is to know everything ahead of time

honey i was doing this when bozo was in his diapers

Album is listed under pop. SHE CHOSE HOMOSEXUALITY THIS ERA.

She could be lying to Ben that she has an album ready too

EVERERRRYYYYBODYS GORRRRRLLLLLL

well she was an hour late but apparently the actual show was great

He said new album coming soon

She will release the lead single when the stars align.

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ahh you love to hate me... the essays... the analysis of insider culture and how they should or shouldn't behave... the same tired discussion and arguments made every single era like clockwork let's goo!! this time you will defeat the big bad insiders after you get all the info out of them! where are my obsessive 111 haters!!

acronyms are over you all bullied me off this website for like a year after that and worshipped liceforlife

you can just say 111 it's ok

serve of the century incoming omg

when they compile all of that..it really makes me wonder why so many of her plans were shelved?? Like literally. Even Halsey has a biopic coming up.. and Chuck lost her data????? Does she not back it up in another device.... And the Alice in Wonderland, Broadway musical... AS&C? She talked about it so many times. Right from NFR era, posting a pic in front of Capitol, the lunch date with Clay, her livestream.. what was the Harry Nielsen thing supposed to be??

whatever happened to the girl I KNEWWWWW... IN THE WASTELAND COME UP SHORT AND END UP ON THE NEWS

Cause he likes to play the piano

if lustforlife was still on lanaboards we would have the full tracklist for rob grant’s album as well as his entire backstory

Just sell them at the same price as sold 💀, I don’t get the mentality of ticket reselling-someone could of purchased these as intended

manifesting BBS x HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI vibe for LDR9

I’m feeling very manic today, might just ban all of y’all that don’t respect the masterpiece that is Every Rule!!!

technically summer doesn't start until June 20-something so another week or so and spring she sleeps so

leak something & we’ll be good btw nobody genuinely hates you or any insiders, sometimes they just act in ways… that don’t make sense

I listened to it maybe 10 times on the train this morning, it’s so good. These lines still get to me every time: I'm at Buddy's Rendezvous Tellin' the losers and old timers How good I did with you Like, whew the imagery. An old timey dive bar, cigarette smoke everywhere, Miller Lite on draft. A group of deadbeat old guys sitting around a table and someone saying “man, this one turned out incredible”

Which sooner or later we all get so it's like

It's available in France now. Thank god. I was tired of listening to it on youtube. It's weird how they put it in as a joint EP with Father John Misty songs. It's confusing for people who didn't know about this before cause it makes you think it's a EP full of duets. It's a good strategy though cause it'll make Lana fans listen to songs from his album.

the last chorus /outro is so beautiful, still i literally cried the first time i listened to it on vinyl lmao