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Lana girl please do something… the gays are currently celebrating the fact that someone posted human faeces on their forum of you as if it has fulfilled their ritual……..

once in a while I will randomly comment on a honeymoon instagram post and VERY NICELY ask her to share information with us. I've done this several times BUT TWO OF THOSE TIMES within the same week she posted information. I will ask today and we will manifest because I'm extremely depressed. I will be going FULL ON DELULU in December!!!!!

Tonight, Lana Del Rey attended the Women's Guild Cedars-Sinai 2022 Disco Ball Gala held at The Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, California. The event honoured actress Jamie Lee Curtis with the Hollywood Icon Award. Red Carpet Photos: Fan Photos: Videos:

holy shit (pun intended)!! we got a scat attack?? we're definitely getting LDR9 news real SOON 😍 if not, today!!! get ready gorls, the scat never fails us. we're about to win so hard.

All of this website update chatter is reminding me that I've been meaning to update LanaBoards' software for several months now

Okay this probably means nothing Lana related, but Boz posted this afternoon wondering if SZA was going to drop her album this Friday, because she posted the album art today, and then people asked if he had heard it yet and he said some of it and he loved what he heard, BUT THEN someone mentioned how strong this year in terms of music is, and he wrote "and it's about to be fucking stunning" If his masterpiece comment really was about Lana, what if he knows she is in fact surprise releasing in December, hence why it's about to be fucking stunning

kinda ironic that scat came right before december since we've all been theorizing that we'll get something then. i think it was @NikoGo that said dec. 2nd and that's this friday. you might have manifested. single announcement later today, single release friday.

THIS IS SO OUT OF THIS WORLD OH MY GOD. LANA DO SOMETHING. THIS IS THE TIME TO START THE NEW ERA

The last 24 hours on this forum do not feel real

They will ask for a selfie and tell her they love Summertime Sadness

The effect Lana has on this fandom by doing nothing at all:

being on a site dedicated to Lana sometimes makes me think we may overhype her, but this is simply incredible. After the 2020 controversies and overall negative press surrounding her around the time (and even early 2021 with the chemtrails album cover) this just seems like such a huge deal. I’m glad her popularity is continuing to rise, and I’m sure next year when she drops her masterpiece album it’s going to be met with more praise than she got during NFR

It feels like we're an ancient civilization doing rituals for rain to have good crops but instead we manifest scat for Lana news

Didn't we get the theft video right after a scat attack? If something happens tomorrow/this week I'm going to freak out

This 100% has to mean something with last night’s “attack.” Under other circumstances, I would assume it’s a glitch with the website. This is no coincidence First single or announcement tomorrow

not the scott attack lore being confirmed 😭

also the fact that we're discovering this a day after the scat attack... they really DO signify news/announcements

I’m officially a part of Delulucember Cocctober gave us LMLYLAW and a crap ton of leaks so having another month dedicated to Lana has to be good manifesting

“Thanks for sharing the summer ☀️ sadness song. “Coronado” the song out friday. “Death Never Came”, my tenth album out february ☄️”

Y’all are practically BEGGING for whoever does these periodic scat attacks to come & do another one so that you can all further delude yourselves into thinking we’re getting news soon. Like? Like this is the most fucking outrageously crazy thing I’ve ever seen. If I tried to explain this to anyone outside of Lanaboards they would think I’ve lost the plot. And personally I love it. Never change, LB…. Anyway scat attack when? soon, rockafella…..

Actual footage of Lana undeleting LDRX because it’s coming this Friday

lana's technology team when they notice a bunch of delusional stans trying to access the depths of her website's code to find scraps of information

that is the clown nose we are about to put on...

Us when they upload the double exposure mermaid Del Norte County dark oceanic purple and blood red orchid Neil photo shoot at 12:00am

She’s got her red dress on tonight

Not me randomly logging in after a few months only to realise that we're about to get fed

I AM SUCH A DELULU HOE FOR THIS THEORY IM IN TAKE ALL MY MONEY

They also say this though: We have tried pinging Lanadelrey website using our server and the website returned the above results. If lanadelrey.com is down for us too there is nothing you can do except waiting. Probably the server is overloaded, down or unreachable because of a network problem, outage or a website maintenance is in progress...

THE CERVIX OF HER WEBSITE IS DILATING THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS COMING

I wrote a script that notifies me when there's a change on her website and it happened while I slept

not prepared for the meltdowns when the website goes back to the BB theme in a half hour

We needed a quick video of her filming in the studio, a short cameo by Rick Nowels, wearing her DNC jacket with the grainy superfilm filter she likes so much that turns the whole video brownish. That would’ve collapsed the community

"It's LDRX not LDR9 you stupid slut"

when somebody asks her about the album and she reveals some song-titles

a side note: all blue banisters cds are discounted in my german store https://store.lana-del-rey.de/ like they need space for a new album

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They must have learned after we found the chemtrails cover (excellent work ladies) to write the code externally and upload it all at once. But we have numbers and schizophrenia on our side!

I looked through everything and so far they haven't misconfigured anything obvious that leaks info The only thing I have found is that they prepared new black website internally on 2022-11-18 "id": 1020, "date": "2022-11-18T11:05:47", "date_gmt": "2022-11-18T11:05:47", "guid": { "rendered": "https://www.lanadelray.com/?page_id=1020" }, "modified": "2022-11-18T11:05:48", "modified_gmt": "2022-11-18T11:05:48", "slug": "lana-del-rey", "status": "publish", "type": "page", "link": "https://www.lanadelrey.com/", "title": { "rendered": "LANA DEL REY" },

The queer IT intern rn after jokingly making lanadelrey.com a black screen

¡HOLA! TV interviewing her… maybe we’ll get to hear her speak Spanish! And sing for the neighbors

Okay insiders time to tell us what you know

I have been on this website since the announcement of Tropico and this is the first delulu train im hoping on LETS GOOOOOOOO

maybe im dumb but why is it spelled “ray” in the link??? AKA RERELEASE CONFIRMED

I just know @111 is having the time of his life watching us have a massive meltdown over nothing

OMG I ZOOMED IN AND THE TRACKLIST IS BETWEEN THE FOOTNOTES SURF NOIR CONFIRMED WE WON @Surf Noir

the copyright saying 2022!!!!! we won!

Lana could've used the spotify wrapped video to announce/tease something, but she didn't even make the video Istg...

don't listen when it comes. but we're ready rockafella...