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A&W not coming tomorrow so I blocked Harry Styles

i'm still looking for my own version of lanaboards, one without the haters where the 111 can freely fly, no scat posts in the thread only release dates when my ears and ocean blvd collide, it's just a dream i had in mind...

waiting for lana to do something so i can know whether to prepare for my funeral or celebration aka orgy

am i being silent or silenced

lana on insta tomorrow: 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 “𝚘𝚞𝚝” 𝚡❤️ 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚛𝚝 - 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐 - 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝟽 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜, 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚝, 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚕𝚕 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙻𝙳𝚁

This thread is an endless cycle of self destruction. You're telling me we're still running around like headless chickens questioning whether it's coming this week when 1. We already have confirmation from a RELIABLE SOURCE 2. We have the apple music time clearly indicating a single release 3. We have the video of Lana with the girls and gays screaming the song title Lanaboards, I don't ask much of you. I simply ask that you be fucking for real

❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ A&W COMING TOMORROW (TUESDAY FEB 14TH 2023) AT 4 PM GMT PLS GOOGLE WHAT TIME THAT IS IN YOUR TIME ZONE ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ A&W COMING TOMORROW (TUESDAY FEB 14TH 2023) AT 4 PM GMT PLS GOOGLE WHAT TIME THAT IS IN YOUR TIME ZONE ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ Confirmed by Eclipse a few days ago

it only takes a comment like this for me to have a heart attack and impulsively open oceanblvd and honeymoon account to look for some official news and i honestly don't know if i hate myself or this forum more

oh my god it's coming tomorrow you little fucks we went through this like 15 times already

A&W out Wednesday listen to it like you listened to Video Games

fingertips believes i have the power of pushing back a release just by talking about it i'm so iconic urgh

Listen to it like you listened to Breaking Up Slowly 😍😍🌊🌊

eclipse: ruined his credibility a long time ago also eclipse: revealed three surprise singles with exact details that no one knew was coming just last era some of you really be saying shit for likes huh

China saving us the balloon was a&w promo

Tensions are high and something always happens when it gets like this A&W out tomorrow and that’s the end of it

The album was sadly cancelled

Okay, so let's recap for those who still have no idea what's going on... A&W length updated on Apple Music. Release date (February 16th) was found in the code. Eclipse said A&W was coming on February 14th instead, at 11am EST. Eclipse then said Lana's team was upset and the date has been pulled out. However, the song should still come out this week. We have no proper confirmation whether the song is still coming this week or not. We have no announcement either. So, technically the song should either come out tomorrow or Thursday. But knowing Lana, it could as well come out in two hours, on Wednesday, on Friday or some other random day at a random time

A&W is on a Chinese streaming site, so it's 100% coming tomorrow https://song.corp.com.tw/music/artist.aspx?artistID=8sEm8Vl8zbMOkYzF3m

116 people in this thread staring into the void rn

Me in this thread standing in line to ask what time is A&W dropping

Omg! I found this on Wikipedia. It can't be a coincidence! Valentine's Day, also called Saint Valentine's Day or the A&W Release Day,[1] is celebrated annually on February 14.[2] It originated as a hungry gays' and girls' feast day honoring one or two early Christian martyrs named Lana Del Rey and, through later folk traditions, has become a significant cultural, religious, and commercial celebration of throwing ass and being a slut in many regions of the world.[3]

All jokes aside... if nothing happens this week, please don't blame Lana nor Eclipse! Lana never promised anything, and it's not Eclipse's fault if things change last minute. Let's just all blame and mass report Ben instead

This post is going to send this thread into a spiral

so excited for A&W but also scared for the adrenaline rush ill get when it drops i swear every time lana drops something the first ten minutes almost send me into cardiac arrest

The way majority of y’all were giving this poor user hell hours ago and now they’re our saviour you can’t make this shit up ho ANYWAY, A&W tomorrow! best valentine’s day gift ever

where does one apply to become an insider

It seems this song.corp.tw website gets their data from KKBOX (Taiwanese streaming service) https://www.kkbox.com/tw/tc/artist/8sEm8Vl8zbMOkYzF3m/albums They don't show the song yet on their website but when checking their database against the song album ID it says { "status": "error", "msg": "unauthorized album" } which means they have it in their system but I'm not allowed to access it yet.

My god I can’t take this thread today

lana on instagram tomorrow: i hate you fat eclipse stop announcing my singles and riling up the homosexuals you know i change my mind every 2 seconds why would you do that MMM

I think that there are only two possible scenarios: A) Interview Magazine + A&W tomorrow B) Interview magazine tomorrow + A&W on Thursday (so that Interscope can focus solely on Polachek’s new release tomorrow)

Hey HoneymoonDaddy it’s Eclipse I forgot the password to my google drive could you please send me all the files via DM? (the google drive had my password for LB so I’m typing this on an alt account <3)

i blame ed sheeran for this idk its just somehow his fault

this thread has collective schizophrenia im convinced of it

lana? lana del rey? are you there?

can't believe we're gonna complete the LDR songs-named-after-soda holy trinity by friday latest

im packing a bowl today has been stressful any eclipsters wanna join??

I’m a 111 believer. the time is on Apple Music so that alone is telling me it’s coming tomorrow and I will not accept any other version of reality

how i’ll be sleeping tonight with the thought of “A&W out tomorrow”

fake insiders always giving attitude that's why kintsugi was revolutionary he was the first miss congeniality insider yall will never reach that level

When Xenoblade hears piano and makes a hateful comment before the song is even over

me holding onto the idea that A&W comes out tomorrow

I'm gonna be so mad over Lana tomorrow for lying about something she actually never said

This thread is making me extra delulu. I'm not taking it out on Lana's show bot....

they don't need you anyways, the whole world will heal once they hear A&W❤️

It's a reach to even think Lana will post about it tomorrow

I just told my boss I’m sick so I don’t have to work tomorrow. I am sick… sick in the head.

Actual footage of me in my bedroom listening to A&W on repeat tomorrow after calling in sick for work, ignoring my text messages, deleting my inbox emails, and setting my phone to do not disturb