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Lana is fucking wild. Always has been The Lana we “know” or “think of” is not Lizzy Grant, she’s not even her either She is a woman who has lived however many years of life and we really don’t know her. She’s an artist and that’s not to say it’s all been nothing, I think art is literally interpretation and explanation without knowing what you’re doing. im rambling this is just so wild but im not surprised and don’t understand the whole situation and I guess i hope she’s just happy (and makes more music)

I know at least 3 people with this song... leaking is imminent. I don't want it to leak but the timeline where it's leaked and Ethel hears it seems kinda like an event idk......

We finally have Azealia’s thoughts on the wedding. We can close this thread now.

Why does this seem lowkey believable though like the crystal thing sounds like her honestly

Now that the implications of Lana being married to that man have been thoroughly discussed and hyperanalyzed, the next logical step looks a little something like this:

when lana posts this in 47 minutes what then

Right but you're forgetting the part where she owes you/us nothing.

I’ve already decided I’m done defending her and have accepted her as my problematic queen so personally I would like to hear All About Ethel

“Smart” is like the last word I think of when I think of Trump supporters

I'm getting pretty lost in this thread, so I don't know if this has been posted...?

why she's talking about herself in 3rd person, nvm propably another c0ke rant

Can we please not lock this thread? I don't like when people say that for every remotely controversial topic. And no h8, because I used to do it myself, but then I noticed it was kinda ridiculous This is a major event for Lana and it deserves a place to discuss, if this thread gets locked then the discussion will simply be carried over across other threads…

Overexaggerated... It is an Ethel Cain diss track but honestly it's not even close to the level So Legit was Also so much discussion over a relationship that will last a year max

lana always showed her beliefs, always showed support, donated to several causes and now people are trying to reduce her to her man. she’s not jeremy

she is pretty good at sabotaging herself tbh

Maybe… just maybe… she and her husband want to enjoy a few days together and with friends, if they’re still there, before telling the rest of the world of their wedding. The most important people to them already they’re married, there’s no need to rush and tell the world too. Let them enjoy this time. Lana will share the news when she wants to.

Oh God everything is so confusing..so according to this "insider" they kept in contact in the last years, in may Lana bought the dress, but Jeremy was still dating another girl with whom he separated to be with Lana..she wore a "J" necklace at that Louis Vuitton thing after the Grammys, did it stand for Jeremy already? So he was dating Lana and the other girl at the same time? Wtf I'm just curious but how long have they been dating?

A diss track about Ethel Cain leaking while people are discussing her husband’s transphobic post would be the worst timing.

So anyway Someone leak All About Ethel in retaliation for her marrying grotty swamp man please She deserves

her ass had the nerve to drag sean in concerts, social media, billboards only for it to be revealed that she was texting an engaged man for 4 years to ultimately marry him in a swamp is like beyond ridiculous they deserve each other

I can't look away It's so terrible yet intriguing at the same time

All about Ethel is actually about Ethel Cain? Why is this in her wedding thread? What is going on

Well she full out calls out her name in the song so AKDIGJDFS Astonishing she even made that considering everything she does is bound to leak... unless that was the point Yes

The anti-trans post makes me sick, but even if it had not existed it feels weird because Lana’s art is mostly about her ideas, she philosophizes through her music. She is vocal about what she thinks, and well known (at least by her fans) for being kind and intelligent. She did change a lot in music, and i think she helped many of us with her words. She has the fanbase she has because of this, she inspires us and it doesn’t stop with music, it’s also who she naturally is. So yeah, i get why people can, and should be mad. Marrying someone with ideas you had already accused people of having? Were so vocal about? Had whole songs and concept albums about? It feels hypocrite to the maximum. On top of that the violent part makes this serious. This is not normal at all. Nobody should rely those types of posts. These are dangerous ideas and i am disappointed in Lana as a person. Because seriously there is 99% chance she knows about those posts, she is ALWAYS commenting everything, she IS online all the time and everyone knows it.

And we don't want to know him personally. We know everything we need to by his political views because, in 2024, still voting for or supporting Trump is an active vote for HATRED and IGNORANCE. Fans being upset that their favorite singer is married to someone with those views and that type of person is 100% valid. Yes, we don't know them at all, this is parasocial but just like you are a huge fan of her and respect her, we do too. But this is really a sour taste given a lot of her fanbase are apart of the minorities that her husband's views actively smear.

I like you too girl, and yes i am. I am not denying the fact that it's disgusting, and of course i am disappointed in her for marrying someone like that. But thats as far as it goes for me. I'm a fan because i love her music and her personal life really isn't a part of that. He's not going to change his views and Lana isn't going to change her mind, it is what it is.

At the end of the day does it really matter? We're fans because of her music, not who she dates. Can we not be dramatic

I mean it’s a bit hard to take the word of someone who calls someone a “very kind very smart very caring” while they’re an avid trump supporter, antivaxxer, and repost memes of beating trans people seriously.

Lana is a notorious lurker. Of course she’s seen the Facebook post. If she was texting him for the past few years then she was definitely stalking his social media and feeling all the little butterflies we have when we’ve got a crush. Unfortunately.

LDR10 will be her southern gothic, stranger in a strange land, swamp goddess, true blood on the bayou, voodoo in the trailer, ethereal album and LDR11 will be her surf rock psychedelic NFR2.0 album where she returns home to California and has the great American homecoming she’s been longing for

Actively avoiding this topic and just coping with the memes because this is so traumatising as a decade old fan. Despite this being the least surprising thing she's ever done. 😭

besides his political views and that whole debate... i've seen many people online (reddit) claim that she's trying to act poor/white trash... which i find to be very stupid and really ignorant, she's cosplaying as someone poor/white trash because she's getting married in the south? or because she had an outdoorsy wedding? it really goes to show how they view the south! people are literally so shallow, dumb, and ignorant, i even saw people say that stuff because she thrifted her dress

Exactly. She's not Sparkle Jump Rope Queen or May Jailer either. None of us know her (except Elle, I think), and even if we did, it wouldn't be anything like complete knowledge. She's adopted all these personas for a reason, perhaps one related to what she sang about in WFWF. That's part of our fascination with her.

the way she tweeted this the day before💀

did you know a singer can still be...

it was a very weird year for the year of the Lipsters

i'm off my tits on pain meds and all i can say is what da fuck is happening in this thread it feels like a fever dream

Bring back donaghue I miss his weird dirty bed and shirtless pics, they were better than what we have now

super parasocial and literally just me projecting feelings of trauma onto a celebrity 💀 but i am sure a lot of you can relate to watching your straight/cis friends in school fall for the homophobic/conservative male stereotype and feeling totally unseen/cast aside. it would take something a lot worse for her personal life to change the love i have had for her since i was like 13, but it still sucks. lana has been the soundtrack to so many things for all of us and i think we have all sought a sense of safety in the music. it makes sense that there is 90 pages of people being upset and going in circles when your security blanket all of a sudden becomes a reminder of ways that you actually are NOT safe.

Ultraviolence 2.0 era incoming!

a man who revels in the idea of being violent towards trans people is not smart or kind or caring. fuck lana for her absolutely ignorant view of the world. i still love Lana (for now) but FUCK. have sense.

quavo dating rumors COME BACK… BE HERE

She’s absolutely replacing a masterpiece of a song for LDR10 with new song “Kelli’s Crystals” as we speak

Even though it's almost certainly just tabloid nonsense, the "crystals" comment is so very Lana I can't even

Alright I think it’s time to wrap the essays up I fear you guys are just repeating the same things over and over again for the last 20 pages

it’s time to lock it up. Take it doen. Now.

arthur lynn... want to start a new band?