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@Elle congrats on your upcoming album! Can't wait to listen to it 😊 Edit: oh y'all are talking about Ellie Goulding... Nevermind

She's probably fighting a turkey right now

Hey sweetheart, so this is what happened:

LDR10 bc violet idgaf

clearly you guys couldn't work on a flower store

Tomorrow is the day we win girlies, clear your schedules

happy Thanksgiving aka the day where we'll move thinking lana's posted something for LDR9, but it's just 10 random pictures of her family.

I keep telling y'all she doesn't give a fuck about listeners or Grammys or whatever. She does stuff when she wants to do it and that's really the reason why we keep having mental breakdowns. Who knows when something will happen, Lana hardly knows herself.

3 months have already passed wtf

i really think its just a thanksgiving post lana’s not usually one for easter eggs, and when she is, its not on her holiday posts. such a sweet caption tho

Just changed my name to WHORE it the fuck up. Manifesting an Italiana-honeymoon-sultry-spacey-jazzy-psychedelic-stripper-slow-dance-whoregasm album

i think the turkey is winning honestly…

at this point I’m waiting for scat spam leading us into the lead single announcement

wait omg.. lilies… lily of the valley.. the doll club… valley of the dolls confirmed ldr9 lead single?

”Happy Thanksgiving friends. I hope you’re all having a warm happy day today, and if you’re hanging out alone, take a brisk walk or go on a little adventure by yourself or be of service to remind yourself that there’s always a place for you at any table whether it’s handing out food or being with friends. A reminder: you are very loved” on her story -

One day… x

Good timing to talk about Jon Batiste cause he uploaded a ig story playing the piano and composing. It's not Lana related per se but we can see/hear his piano work so maybe we'll get something similar

Jon Batiste when he announces the new single on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade live coverage

Black Friday is coming, surprise release tomorrow gurls.

I still think the album will be out in the first half of next year, it’s done, people have heard it and confirmed it’s coming etc. eclipse literally told us to calm down cuz it’s coming and Ben has mentioned it a number of times. I don’t think we are getting anything this year but I don’t think it’s super far away either. in any case ms. Nicole Dollanganger is releasing a new single tonight ahead of her new record at the top of January so stream her during this Lana drought!

well... i think it's time i leave team delulu/dollies.. i fear the album won't release until after March.

the way I ran to this thread when I saw Lana trending on Twitter… another loss i fear

it's so crazy to think lana wanted to be famous so much and now that she got there she just want inner piece, life is really so unpredictable

- BoZ probaly heard album - it has Father John Misty collab and it's apparently amazing - 3 months ago she posted snippet - the rest our delulu, manifestations, speculations, fake insiders and posting funny things nothing important happened, only deaf silence, bestie

1 day delay but happy 3 months bday to Rockefeller snippet I hope you're still at least alive baby storyteller

Little Ferrari moment here but this made me fall in love with her The dead hair. The trashy early 20s party visuals. The way I just know that she REEKS. Ghost EP is such a good start to her official discography

when ben says through the ouija board Y-O-U-V-E B-E-E-N S-E-R-V-E-D 😍🚀

I see we’re giving praise to marinas work and id like to remind everyone yet again of the gem that’s valley of the dolls.. what a song A CRIME! that it didn’t get a video… ABSOLUTELY CRIMINAL that it didn’t finish off the archetypes music video series with electras death who marina even said died from guess what?? SLEEPING PILLS! it would have been a cinematic masterpiece and ICONIC ending to the electra heart era while also tying in one of its biggest inspirations for the EH and giving the housewife archetype what it deserves (teen idle im even more sorry for you in that aspect). we lost and ive KNOWN IT since the 8th of august 2013 when the final music video came out with a majority of clips from previous videos and there would be no more electra which meant no recognition for the teen idle archetype and ESPECIALLY the masterpiece of a song that’s valley of the dolls which is what I SHOULD have been watching a video for on that day to signify electras death and im STILL bitter almost ten years later and the worst part is there’s an itch of delusion in my brain that still hopes marina digs that bitch up again and gives us that valley of the dolls video a decade later.. she won’t but there are just some lingering thoughts and dreams that i cant help

Larchmont Village smells like lilies of the valley so lead single Larchmont Village out tomorrow

y'all those aren't orchids

i've been emailing record stores for the past hour, you're welcome

i’ve said it before i’ll say it again, i miss the honeymoon era sm. short, simple, sweet, but also Exciting. now random weirdos want to come in and mess with people’s expectations and it’s just not as fun anymore. like lana pls give us a lit era like honeymoon again

unironically the mindset of her woke twitter haters

those flowers are lilies for the record

Lana please just the title I don't need more at this point

we kinda got that with blue banisters at least. it went by so quick, the pre-release (altho the june and july dates came and went with no word but still, we got the album like 7 months after cocc)

If the flowers aren’t orchids , then what about the post matters tbh? We knew she’d post today regardless

Ellie just announced her album in February so Lana’s either releasing before the end of December or after April since Ellie’s rollout looks quite bit & tap management probably won’t want both releasing at the same time.. and since dermot Kennedy just released I’m thinking mid next year

Tbh she probably hated fame since UV already. I hope it's not a sad-angry album (Arcadia and Black Bathing Suit are sad-angry to me). I want her to be loud & mean

So we have to check for Lana’s complete entourage Thanksgiving posts to maybe get a small hint of crumb of tease for the album?! Thank God November is about to end and maybe December will have something. I keep my hopes very low. But 2023 will be monumental for us: - new album; - BTD will hit 5B streams on Spotify; UV and NFR = 2B; HM = 1B, plus songs will reach the 100M stream landmark as well. - maybe new poetry, but surely a couple of surprises (collab? Soundtrack?)

Meanwhile, here, it’s the dead of winter seriously though you deserve an album in your summer. The north hemisphere stans have been lucky, in passed releases, with her albums coming out in summer.

considering all the meltdowns here we get 1 page a day + a one week thread closure every 2 weeks, we'll get to 1000 pages in 148 days so masochism drops April 22nd and yes it's a friday

and NOW we said it

after Arcadia i want a real sad song very heavy voice with the subject of ''coming back to new york after the fall of la'' how maybe she regrets never coming back or how she never thought she would've come back

i'd like to add

They meant it as an early April Fools jokes hon

the world would be saved if lana just made an account here (AND POSTED)