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1 minute teehee Okay everyone I just woke up so give me a little bit to figure out exactly what happened here while I was off in dreamland for the past 12 hours. I’ll unlock once things get settled x

i wonder how much she's aware that the next record might be a new start of a cycle career wise. blue banisters was a great closer for everything she's created so far, and from my intuitive guess, rockafella just reminds me so much of BTD's activeness. I wonder what kind of growth she'll share from the album. I hope the new album's romantic. and feels like wine.

Ellen receiving reports from SkyBoards:

I can't wait to find out what the album title is Sometimes I try to imagine what it will be but they're never as good as what comes from Lana's brain lol Like even just recently with Norman Fucking Rockwell White Hot Forever Chemtrails Over the Country Club Rock Candy Sweet Blue Banisters They're so random but genius too lol I hope we get the next title really soon

maybe lana and ben have an agreement where he just says “album coming soon 🚀❤️” every month or so and lana gets to release it whenever she spontaneously decides to … that way ben isn’t technically lying, he doesn’t know when soon is either!

Couldn't Lana have just said "I'm not releasing an album in 2022" last December? Then I would have simply taken a sabbatical this year.

The leak is not edited and distorted. The leak is good and perfectly listenable. Sky was experimenting with the production with some intense strings and weird sounds. It's a demo. I love Descending. I enjoy listening to the file that leaked. Very good.

Omg skfjskg okay let's not do this, at least not while the mod team is still sorting out what to do

seeing a toliet in this thread scared me more than it should have

And a team of psychologists

it turns out that the scat troll might really be into scat themselves...

This thread is SOOOOOOO good, thank God Sky never released masochism, we wouldn't have this if she had

BB was an album she always wanted/had to make. She opened up about a lot of stuff, released it with almost no promo and finally put some of her favorite songs she had to discard initially cause they leaked. I feel like it's both a final chapter and a prologue of what's to come. So poetic

can we please keep it civil in here?? This thread has been reopened for like a week now and it’s already getting messy again

i've been saying this multiple times but i honestly think her speaking about the theft was her way of saying "i'm not releasing an album in 2022" and some of us just decided to not look at the obvious meaning of the video and act delulu instead

Where does sky discussion exist when this thread is closed normally … lol ? Or do we just sit in our own thoughts and contemplate all of this ?…

Some of y'all wouldn't believe me, or even understand me, but everything that happening now is Anitta's fault, like, I can't even stretch much about it but it is

Impatiently waiting for boz to tweet "she's coming"

did anyone like the Descending leak? i thought the Descending leak was lovely (despite it being tagged)

Unless they are now 100% sure nothing will leak it makes no sense to delay an album to have all the visuals and promo ready beforehand. It would be kinda the opposite and they would rush the release as soon as possible so we're probably getting the album once is done being pressed sometime around March. Maybe nothing is coming out this year and they still need to do some visuals (one of Neil's comment possible interpretations) so they could do that while the physicals are getting done but I don't think they will sit on a finished album for longer than necessary (considering vinyl already delays a release for months) Also unless she had HUGE plans for this era (I'm talking BTD levels of promo/content, which I doubt) I don't think it would take that long to finish up all the non music related stuff for the album... We know she sadly lost some stuff that was potentially related to the record but still... at that point the other parties involved were probably already working on it so it wouldn't be lost entirely (specially since Lana likes to have the videos ready before she releases her albums)

not waking up to 4 new pages and not even like 12 new posts is definitely a sign

how did she even get lost in her bedroom like damn was she really that bad with directions

there is a fire on your street

Watch her being the Artist of the (another) decade

I don't hear random beats. I don't hear no annoying noises. Descending is perfect

When you listen to it and pretend it’s good it’s actually not as bad!

i have a theory where NFR happened and thru it, chemtrails and blue banisters came to be. NFR was a groundbreaking moment for Lana, and the parallels of the title track's subject matter, and the reflection of society's grip on selfishness might've debilitated her to the point of deeper self exploration and reclamation. when i think about blue banisters, it also sounds like a kind of funeral for a past self. where chemtrails was more about feeling out her inner world, blue banisters was an answer to how she's viewed and what she shares about that in turn. so in that way, the way arcadia closes access to the world from her, the next album could very well be another introduction to where she is now, which of course, makes sense, but I think about the gravity of it and what that might mean for more albums down the line. like, an opening act of a play, or the first song in a monumental festival setlist.

November 29th, 2022 will go down in LanaBoards history

so acid is indeed the scat troll / a scat troll & Rockefeller WAS acid THE RE UP basically rockefeller was probably the insider parading around..................

Hey thems and theys, straights and gays, lesbians and bis, thigh gaps and thunder thighs Put on your detective shoes and glasses! We're having a game thread for Elle's discovery! Who do we think it is? I'm going to start off with, I'm clueless who it could be. Apparently Elle told us there's @Alphabet City, @Tulips, and @Pasta (thanks @Surf Noir for telling me that, i missed that part somehow ^)

Omfg I feel like we should bite our tongues until the mods make a decision/announcement

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two children fighting over nothing lmao

y’all really need better things to do with your lives

this is the wildest thread on the internet, i fear...

I always figured when Lana talked about “starting the next album” before she finishes the current album, she didn’t mean she literally started the next album, I always took it as she just knows the general direction she wants to go and puts certain songs aside to possibly be used for the next project (like she didn’t create Bartender for NFR it was just a song she created during LFL that didn’t fit on LFL) Even at the end of BB’s release, Boz said she scrapped his favorite song, and not long after the album came out she said she had some songs she really loves. She didn’t “start” the new album right then and there, she just had songs leftover that she wanted to carry over to the next album

Maybe it was a clue for a Heroin demo... writing in blood on my walls and shit

i took a few psych courses in college. we're all troubled. and that's a professional opinion

another scat attack omg we’re getting that album announcement this week

lana will be on the album this is groundbreaking news omggg

I don’t know exactly why but this is sending me

i'm barely aroused... this lore is boring... i fought my arch nemesis bozo the batman today and we dragged each other through the mud. go study that fight and learn a few things.

If Lana would be Independent her music would leak the minute she finishes a Song.

i want the album to be shocking, just different and weird and unique and her own thing. she needs some spice, give her some weird background effects or something weird. or a full ass concept record this time

Thank the LB gods I was spared from this by my phone almost dying I coincidentally had an edible tonight & I don’t think I could mentally handle another mid-edible scatting…

elle revealed yesterday that there's somebody on lanaboards who has 12 accounts in total

If anybody is to blame, it's Koji:

Eclipse already confirmed it wasn't redone

Plz I’ve been wanting an Aquarius album for so long (mostly just because my birthday is also in February lol) That being said, I sometimes wonder if she’s ever thought of coordinating release dates with their respective astrological signs. Aquariuses are sometimes characterized as being rebellious, peculiar, free-spirited, intellectually minded, etc. Sounds like the perfect combo for an angry record with automatic lyricism