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Yall… from LdR Village…

the person who runs the ldrvillage instagram account seeing us make chaotic guesses & deciding to mess with us

Born To Die Paradise Ultraviolence Honeymoon Lust For Life Norman Fucking Rockwell! Chemtrails Over The Country Club Blue Banisters mine is so interesting you’re welcome

another reference to honeymoon (if you count lights camera accion as hbtb) HONEYMOON LEVEL MAGNUM OPUS CONFIRMED

Hear me out… “Dark Night Conversations” and her with this hair on the cover with pearls and a cute lingerie “In her Kiki de Montparnasse”

I'm a dragon you're a whore...

Oh so they are teasing teasing now who would have thought LDRVillage would be our source of delusion this time

in before the two emojis are revealed to mean Dragonstone: a reference to the video game Skyrim Lydia Del Rey incoming for the new Elder Scrolls soundtrack collab

Its literally just a random caption

I thought it was the surprise release of the three singles and/or the release of two records within the timespan of seven months. But I appreciate that you bring up something to feed our inner delulus A Netflix documentary called Sparkle Jump Rope Queen A visual album Reviving her band with Miles Kane A second twitter feud with Azealia

The “d” could be dragon, but I’m not sure about the rest… “C” could be candy, but I’m not sure what the “N” would be? Dragon N____ Candy. Hmm.. The only synonym for a rock that I could think of is “crag,” but Dragons N____ Crag? Idk

ALL THE LIGHTS ARE SPARKLING FOR LDR9 YAAAAALL THEY TEASING

So I thought it would be interesting to see what the titles of Lana's albums look like in your native languages! Here they are in Polish: Urodzeni by umrzeć (Born To Die) - this directly translates to 'We Are/Were Born To Die' and if it were meant from a woman's perspective it would be 'Urodzona by umrzeć' Raj (Paradise) - I really like this word. The 'j' is pronounced the same way as 'y' in 'yes'. Ultraprzemoc (Ultraviolence) - not sure if this word exists in Polish but the word 'violence' translates to 'przemoc' so... Miesiąc miodowy (Honeymoon) - this literally means 'honey month' Żądza życia (Lust For Life) - pretty good direct translation here. Another word for 'lust' would be 'pragnienie'. Norman Kurwa Rockwell! (NFR) - so... this is probably very wrong but 'kurwa' is the equivalent of 'fuck' Smugi chemiczne nad ośrodkiem wypoczynkowym (COCC) - I couldn't find an equivalent of a 'country club' but I believe it's more or less a 'recreation centre'? I might be wrong lol Niebieskie poręcze (Blue Banisters) - again, a nice direct translation here

Not this being a Ldrvillage insider era

This reface will haunt me in my nightmares for the weeks to come.

Expectation: Reality: Plsss someone do sumn

i'm a dragon YOU'RE A ROCK

It's either AKA re-release, HM 5th anniversary edition or the gay intern having a field day

gebore um z‘sterbe paradiis ultragwalt flitterwuche lust ufs lebe Norman verfickt Rockwell kondensstreife über em country club blaui treppegländer (Swiss German)

In Vietnamese: Born To Die = Sinh ra để chết Paradise = Thiên đường Ultraviolence = Bạo Lực Tột Cùng Honeymoon = Trăng mật Lust for Life = Khát vọng sống Norman Fucking Rockwell! = Norman Vãi đ** Rockwell! Chemtrails Over the Country Club = Những Vệt Khói Trời Trên Câu Lạc Bộ Đồng Quê Blue Banisters = Lan can màu Xanh

Nascida Pra Morrer Paraíso Ultraviolência Lua de Mel Desejo Pela Vida Norman Rockwell, porra! (there's no "fucking" before a word in portuguese so i just went with it after) Rastros Químicos Sobre o Clube de Campo Corrimões Azuis

I've made 10th Anniversary vinyl concept, hope you'll like it

WAIT A SECOND THE PUT ME IN A MOVIE REFERENCE EVERYBODY MOVE

IF HE LIKES ME TAKES ME HOOOOME (and gives me his cute dnc jacket to keep me warm :ma:)

you fucked me so good that i almost said ich shleiban austa be-clair es kumpent madre monster

Geboren um zu sterben Paradies Ultragewalt Flitterwochen Lust aufs Leben Norman Sche*ße Rockwell! Chemtrails über dem Country Club Blaue Treppengeländer Ugh, all of them sound either terrible corny or just ... terrible.

God sometimes I really wish she was as money hungry as a certain peer of hers… she really is the definition of music not the bling

Don’t get your hopes up… Realistically, she’ll just post a picture on her honeymoon account three days late celebrating BTD 10th anniversary and call it a day. Lizzy, if you’re reading prove me wrong

Well, in case Lana doesn't want to film any music videos, Ben can contact her. Additionally, she can attend and come collect awards and then ship them to Lana. It's all about the perspective...

Ngl I think that'd actually be cute

DELUSIONAL NARCOLEPTIC CRACKER

Regardless of whether this post implies an AKA release or not, something is definitely coming, and my personal guess is a music video

Delete NewYork City Defund Navajo Charity. She wants her money back

i think she just picked 3 random letters and is going to choose the best acronym guess we made

lana watching everyone try to figure it out

Imagine we never find out what DNC stands for and she's purposely left it a mystery

In greek : Γεννημένη να πεθάνω Παράδεισος Ανωτέρα Βία Μήνας του Μέλιτος Επιθυμία για Ζωή Norman γαμημένος Rockwell Χημικές Ουρές πάνω από τη λέσχη ( there isn’t an exact word for chemtrails and country club ) Μπλέ Κουπαστές

This is so cool! As spanish it’s already done i’ll do catalan Born To Die - Nascut per morir Paradise - Paradís Ultraviolence - Ultraviolència Honeymoon - Lluna de mel Lust For Life - Passió per la vida Norman Fucking Rockwell - Norman Puto Rockwell Chemtrails Over The Country Club - Estelas químiques sobre el club de camp Blue Banisters - baranes Blaves

Naître Pour Mourrir Paradis Ultraviolence Lune de miel Désir de vivre Norman Putain Rockwell! Chemtrails par dessus le Club Country Clôtures bleues

Nacida para Morir Paraíso Ultraviolento Luna de Miel Deseo por la Vida? Puto Norman Rockwell Estelas Químicas Sobre el Country Club Barandillas Azules

Here they are in swedish: Född att dö (Born to Die) Paradiset (Paradise) Ultravåld (Ultraviolence) Smekmånad (Honeymoon) Livslust (Lust for Life) Norman jävla Rockwell (Norman fucking Rockwell) Chemtrails över countryklubben (Chemtrails Over the Country Club) Blå räcken (Blue Banisters)

it could be dragons n crystal (like the drug, and the rock meaning it looks like rocks)

Dancing Naked and Confused

Doing Necrophilia & Cannabalism

So LDR9 will be in the same vein as Honeymoon and AKA. Her surf rock jazzy cinematic masterpiece is upon us! All the manifesting worked, Crazy for You lead single

Also her best visuals

DIAPHRAGM NOODLE COOCHIE

LANA DEL REY DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES AND SHES COMING BACK AS LIZZY GRANT AKA REISSUE CONFIRMED

Interscope has all the interests in the world to have a reissue with mega deluxe variants: it’s still her best bestseller, it’s still charting, there are so many opportunities with the leaks and unreleased songs. Even Lana has to do something: I mean, it’s still a big part of her set list, and it’s still one of her main sources of incomes