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Lana after seeing this post:

parallel universe for LDRX

This is def fake but I'm choosing to believe all of this TBH (except the "the album isn't finished yet" part cause it's coming in 3 days!)

it's because we are still on the pre-pre-release era hun, wait till we get to the actual pre-release and you'll see issa promise not a threat

Full UHQ photoshoot by Ladislav Kyllar.

Earlier today, went shopping at Melrose Trading Post in Los Angeles, California. While she was there, she stopped to chat and take pictures with fans. More photos:

Would it kill these celebrity guest interviewers to just simply ask “So Masochism is coming this year, do you have a release date set for it yet?”

the shoot is a serve but i still don't believe a word she says about masochism

LANA PLEASE I'M BEGGING, DROP DE ALBUM COVER + TRACKLIST + FIRST SINGLE RELEASE DATE + ALBUM RELEASE DATE + TAYLOR SWIFT COLLAB ON HER NEW ALBUM AND ON YOUR OWN + WORLD TOUR + HIGH BUDGET VIDEOS + PROMO FOR THE ALBUM + YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT BACK ONLINE + THE WEEKND COLLAB + POPISH/ROCKISH BTD ALBUM VIBES . IT'S ALL I ASK YOU TO DO.

SINATRA: You really shouldn’t. My dad always said, “All I owe the public is a good performance.” And I get the feeling you agree with that. Do you? FERREIRA: Yes. One hundred percent. lol

YOU KNOW IM FREAKING OUT! Lana could possibly be on this one bc of the photo she posted when Jack won his Grammy 😭 praying for a mirrorball vibe of indie/alt/shoegaze/dream pop 👀 I feel like the aesthetic fits!

Lana spotted in LA today…and again nobody asked about the new album. Come on guys..

ldr10 in 3 days

I can't breathe I love it here

this interview pissed me off more than hype me up tbh. enough with the bait for masochism and actually set dates officially, wrap up a damn music video (she can literally record herself in the bathroom who cares). anything but this again.

Cuz it could be anything between LDR8 and LDR11 depending on how you count. I guess she included everything from BTD, including PD and Violet, but Violet doesn't really make sense since that's an audiobook - so LDR9 makes the most sense imo

i have a theory. she might cast a kind of spell that everytime someone approaches her, they immidiately forget to ask her that particular question.

imagine having the opportunity to be in the studio with lana and her team and just being able to witness their craft for this next album.. a dream for sure, my life would be fucking made

Is this an AI generated interview?

album announcement at page 17389!

Manifesting an album cover that's cold, haunting, with Lana half hidden in the shadows. A seaside castle setting, on the eventual album tour her aesthetics go full victorian/haunted house with giant candelabras and broken marble statues. DNC = Dancing to Nocturnal Chants

omg she looks so CUNT but she must think we're boo boo the fool or something this album ain't coming out this year, 2023? yeah sure but 2022? girl it's september already and you don't even have a video out!

something about the energy in this photo is indescribable..I can’t quite put my finger on it

Father John Misty

lord help us if this is yet another era where the fake insider tea is miles better than the actual result like this is so obviously wishful fan fantasy but it would be so good

“each side features a different full-size photo of Taylor” [Secman]

not y'all using an old ass pic go to bed immediately

She doesn't look like she has an album to release

or maybe she actually is in fact - an iphone

Today I'll perform astral projection once again so I can go back in time and beat Pope Gregory's ass so he changes the calendar to September having 29 days and we get LDR9 tomorrow

the only thought that formed in my mind was who gave her that hickey and why

mummy

oh pls what does she know i’m not listening to somebody who can’t even remember her own song’s lyrics it’s ldr9 in this house and she WILL deal with it

I’m gunna really need miss Lana to come through this week. My mental health is spiraling.

but if lana counts violet isnt that all that matters? i would think it would make most sense to count them however lana counts them since there are so many different ways to count them but i dont mean to cause trouble sorry

After a painful period where she was free to make music but unable to release it, Masochism will finally appear this year.

who knows, really. i dont include AKA cuz thats very Lizzy Grant to me, but include Paradise

Agreed. Also, she is holding so many items - impressive

I could maybe see it out next year in spring and the vinyl in the fall but that’s truly wishful thinking. The way they don’t ask her anything new/concrete about the actual album in these recent interviews and only engage in conversations she always has regarding the narrative surrounding her… Like ask her if she’s shot the cover yet, estimate how many songs she wants on the tracklist, etc. We only really know a few track names and that she’s been producing it with Jorge, Ariel, and Bobby Gillespie. She also might as well wait to reissue NTMT for its 10 year anniversary next year after all the times she promised it. The ball is in your court, don’t fuck it up Sky

We need the September issue of some magazine to feature Lana I NEED info

that would be so pretentious and annoying lol i hope they’re just placeholders

i'll believe it when i see it…

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Yes and they're the weirdest people paired with each other. Nancy probably had no idea who Sky was before the interview, I can feel it, while Sky seemed like a fan. It was mid tbh. I saw all the clips and she looked very nervous and inexperienced. Her performances were pretty good 10 years go when her awkwardness was cute and suited her image.

Same. While Paradise is technically an EP it's almost 40 minutes long (longer than some full albums in the streaming era ) and even though it was also BTDs reedition it has a really distinct sound and aesthetic (other than the cover being from Blue Jeans ). I don't count AKA either (that's Lizzy) or Violet (cause it's an audiobook) so for me the next studio album is LDR9. LDR10 as her tenth "officially Lana" project tho

Lana and Taylor both dropping their tenth album on the same day. The power that that has

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so i was watching the bb livestream again and i noticed while she was talking to this blonde guy, before she talked about lfl trailer and how she wants to revisit this kinda trailer aesthetic, before that she was talking about soulmates and etc and what it caught my attention is that she repeated the phrase Chemistry Never Dies twice….how can we rearrange this phrase now to DNC…hmmm

it'll be a surprise release even for her wbk