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Me when I got banned on Bumble after making an account solely to ask thirsty men to vote for me in a radio contest to win $1000. Just reinforced my knowledge that straight men are good for nothing and that being a lesbian was the correct life course for me xx

“Merry Xmas Eve everyone”

Ready for 08. Fuck You Sean Larkin - You Owe Me Money Too

DYKTTATUOB because it sounds like dick tattoo

@lanaswildflowers for the millionth time

here's a list of people who qualify for BEST NEW MEMBER that i think are notable enough to be voted (sorry for the mass tagging )

Not me crying while listening to ocean blvd and scrolling through grindr at the same time

Hello, everyone! It's that time of year again! Our annual Lipsters Awards is our site's own awards ceremony where we all come together to honour the best of the best (and the worst of the worst.) This year, we're having a very special Decade Edition of the Lipsters Awards as not only has this year been the decade celebration of Lana Del Rey's debut album, but we also celebrated a whole decade of LanaBoards together! There will be 9 extra special award categories to honour moments we experienced together over the past decade. I look forward to hosting this year's annual ceremony with you all again! I always await our Lipsters Awards every year, and love how we can all come together to have our own special day all about us. Also, big thanks to @Rorman Nockwell for helping me with the title cards! Sending everyone all my love! Good luck! x Red Carpet: page 29 Awards Ceremony: page 38 After Party: page 83 Though there’s been discourse from time to time about making the return of our “Time Online” tracker, at this point I’m sure you all can recognise who our most recent visitors are without it! The Most Active award will be bestowed upon the member that frequently blesses us with their posts. Also thanks for boosting our AdSense revenue xx Winner: @paris texas Runner Up: @Surf Noir Other nominees: @Fever, @The Siren, @Venice Peach Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like. (& with the abundance of new threads being created this year, I thank the ones who utilise this feature when appropriate instead.) Winner: @Mer Runner Up: @Surf Noir Other nominees: @annedauphine, @paris texas, @The Siren Whether it be a Lana pun, an iconic song title, or just a purely imaginative name, we all have that one member whose name makes us smile, and the Best Username award is for that special someone. Winner: @prettywhenimhigh Runner Up: @takeitdoen Other nominees: @IanadeIrey, @Surf Noir, @The Stargirl Pinky For Worst Username... well.. we will just assume your first option was taken. Winner: @LanasLeftCheekFiller Runner Up: @lanasbottom Other nominees: @evalionisameme, @fl0r1dakil0s, @Maltese Falcon The Best Taste award is to honour the member who is the embodiment of true taste. Let’s discuss this – they’re disgusting, you’re delicious. Winner: @Surf Noir Runner Up: @honeybadger Other nominees: @Fingertips, @IanadeIrey, @PatentLeatherDoOver Well, you can’t agree with everyone. Opposite from our previous award, the Worst Taste award is for the one whose opinions leave others questioning. We’re sorry, but we still love you anyway. Winner: @baddisease Runner Up: @Jared Other nominees: @Lustformoney, @Terrence Loves Me, @Vertimus This award is reserved for our own America’s Sweetheart who always keeps it sugary sweet. Let’s show our appreciation for those who make LanaBoards an enjoyable place to be with the Nicest Member award. Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @IanadeIrey Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @Surf Noir, @The Stargirl Pinky No negativity on this site, thank u. But it happens sometimes. This award is for our feisty kitten who has no shame in digging their claws in every now and then. Take your Rudest Member award and then maybe chill out. Winner: @111 Runner Up: @lanasbottom Other nominees: @letterblue, @Lustformoney, @The Love Witch Old is gold. This award is to honour our member who has continued to come back year after year despite the madness, the one who has become truly ingrained within LanaBoards culture. Give a salute as we honour our favourite LanaBoards veteran with the Veteran Member award. (Note: Only accounts who have joined before August 2017 are eligible for this award) Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @Trash Magic Other nominees: @annedauphine, @lmdr, @YUNGATA Old may be gold, but new can be diamonds! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We hope you stick around. (Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2021 are eligible for this award) Winner: @hotshot2am Runner Up: @BartenderDeco Other nominees: @burthday kake, @For K, @Wait For Life Everybody loves an underdog. The Underrated Member award is for the member who you feel doesn’t get enough credit around here and deserves their flowers. We won’t let you die an underdog in vain. Winner: @prettywhenimhigh Runner Up: @lilac heaven Other nominees: @Big Star, @rightofjupiter, @Veinsineon Though I resent this award each year, at this point it has become tradition. The Best Banned Member award is to honour someone who is no longer here with us due to their own naughtiness. Perhaps a legend in their own right, pour out a drink for our fallen sisters with this award. (in b4 it’s all the same person in 5 different variants.) Winner: @lustforlife Runner Up: @May Other nominees: @Acid, @EARTHA, @lanaswildflowers The Most Missed Sis award is for someone who isn't necessarily a banned member, but for one who hasn't been around for awhile. Who do you miss seeing? Who do you want to have their comeback era? Let them know through this award. (Don’t let former user May gaslight you into thinking they’re dead though.) Winner: @COCC Runner Up: @electra Other nominees: @graham4anything, @past the bushes, @UltraHeroin Whether it be because of their huge Lana collection, their knowledge of Lana’s life history, their frequency at live shows, or just their general massive appreciation for Lana, the Biggest Stan award will honour the true ride or die (bitch.) Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @IanadeIrey Other nominees: @lizzyology, @Surf Noir, @That Venice Bitch “When will people be over her? I am a Hater.” Although this is a whole forum dedicated to Lana herself, we do have those members who give her a hard time, and that’s why I cross my fingers that Lana doesn’t visit here too often. Although I don’t endorse the hatred, perhaps the Biggest Lana Hater award can give a little hint-hint nudge-nudge to ease off… or just add more fuel to the fire. Winner: @Xenoblade 3 Runner Up: @Jared Other nominees: @lanasbottom, @Lustformoney, @The Love Witch Although this is a Lana forum, we have plenty of members who are here solely for our entertainment section. A whole decade later, and the Charli XCX thread is still the largest thread on the site. So, who’s your favourite Angel? Your favourite Little Ferrari? Your favourite Diamond? Your favourite Crybaby? The Hybrid Fan award is our special thanks to a member who continues to visit, even if Lana isn’t their primary reason for their stay. Everyone is welcome a seat at the table. Winner: @TrashMagiq Runner Up: @paris texas Other nominees: @boom like that, @SoftwareUpgrade, @The Siren It’s no doubt that LanaBoards can be a war zone, and this award is for the member who always tries to keep the peace. Whether it be a moderator or an unofficial officer, let’s honour the member who walks into the depth of the fire to put out the flames with the Peace Keeper award. I’ll also be taking note of these nominees as possible future mods, or those mods who deserve an extra pat on the back. Appreciate ya. Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @NikoGo Other nominees: @Beautiful Loser, @IanadeIrey, @paris texas The Attention Whore award is to give a gentle nudge that this place is in fact LanaBoards, not ____Boards. No disrespect here, just honesty. Winner: @111 Runner Up: @DragonWhore Other nominees: @lanaswildflowers, @paris texas, @Wait For Life LanaBoards houses so much talent within our member base, and the Big Eyes Award - for Best Artist honours our true artists – whether it be for their physical or digital art, we truly have so much talent here. Will also be taking notes for future site theme design help xx Winner: @IanadeIrey Runner Up: @lmdr Other nominees: @Beautiful Loser, @jadee, @kallumlavigne We have talent of all kinds here, including those who are masters of audio art! Whose remixes have tricked you into believing a demo of a Lana song leaked on the site that shall not be named? Who do you wish will be Lana’s next core producer? Let them know with the Jack Anti-noff Award - for Best Audio Artist, which has been retitled this year to suggest you could rival Mr. Antonoff for production credits on LDR10. Winner: @plastiscguy Runner Up: @PatentLeatherDoOver Other nominees: @ts2003, @bigspender, @Glitter Boy If LanaBoards had a dating app, who would be your super like? Who has you drooling in the Pictures of You thread? The Be My Daddy Award - for Hottest Member is to honour the hottest of the hot, whether you’re a daddy, mommy, or sexy enby. Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @Sportscruiser Other nominees: @Mer, @mssainttropez, @Venice As I do have to pay extra to keep the Blog section alive, you bet damn well I’m going to honour the members who actually use it. Perhaps the Self-Loathing Poet Award - for Best Blogger may even inspire others to make their life their poetry, aside from their lovemaking being their legacy (or whatever you like to post in there.) Winner: @American Whore Runner Up: @The Siren Other nominees: @bloodydriver, @Pretty On The Indide, @paris texas Whether it be someone who has a meltdown over every single Lana notification or just simply cannot hold themselves back from falling apart all over the boards letting their head spin like a ballerina, the Queen of Disaster Award - for Biggest Drama Queen is for them. A little extra dramatics never hurt anyone. Most of the time. Winner: @111 Runner Up: @lanaswildflowers Other nominees: @Fingertips, @lanasbottom, @Wait For Life Which member’s posts give you continuous war flashbacks, the same kind of feeling you get whenever you see a picture of a typewritten message posted on IG? The Q.F.T.C Award - for Most Problematic Member is for them, and I hope their own QFTC proclamation awaits. Winner: @111 Runner Up: @lanaswildflowers Other nominees: @baddisease, @letterblue, @Wait For Life Perhaps this is a member who is no stranger to the mod queue or one that maybe you think deserves to have their unhinged posts moderated before public view. (Disclaimer that the winner of the Mod Queue Award - for Most Annoying Member award will not actually receive mod queue for it lol. At least not yet, anyway.) Winner: @lanaswildflowers Runner Up: @111 Other nominees: @Fever, @Lustformoney, @Paris Hilton As Lana proclaimed at the 2015 Golden Globes Awards, “Well, I love drama!” Whether it be site-related drama or Lana-related drama, there is never a dry day in the Lana Fandom. The Drama of the Year award is for the little extra spice within the fandom that took the cake this year. Winner: Lana's stolen computer Runner Up: Sky Ferreira Thread Other nominees: Acid's scat attacks, Dupegate, Prank phone call to Elle Every year, there is always one certain thread that gives us that lust for life that keeps this site alive. The Thread of the Year award is to honour that thread and all the chaos and wonderfulness that ensued within it. We wouldn’t be without it. Winner: Crazy For You - Pre-Leak Thread Runner Up: LDR9 Pre-Pre-Release Thread Other nominees: Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread, her, LanaBoards Lore Explained / LanaBoards With Context Though our fruit basket of leaks wasn’t as bountiful this year as it has been in previous years, this award is still tradition. Which locked-away masterpiece that broke away from its chains wowed you this year? Whether it be a song we had been counting down the days for or a complete surprise, it’s only right that we honour these previously hidden gems with the Leak of the Year award. Winner: Dragonslayer Runner Up: Crazy for You Other nominees: Bikini Gold, California, Cult Leader Similar to the previous award, we weren’t blessed with too many officially released songs from Lana this year, but it is still proper to honour the ones that we did graciously receive with the Song of the Year award. Winner: Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd Runner Up: Buddy's Rendezvous (with Father John Misty) Other nominees: Dayglo Reflection - Orchestral Version (with Bobby Womack), Snow on the Beach (with Taylor Swift), Watercolor Eyes A new award! Not only do we stan an icon, but this site itself is iconic in its own right. Whether it’s something Lana herself did or something that happened on LanaBoards, the new Iconic Moment of the Year award will honour that top memory of the year that will forever live down in Lipster history. Winner: Lana & Jack Donoghue posing outside of a prison Runner Up: DYKTTATUOB Billboard in Tulsa Other nominees: DYKTTATUOB Album Announcement, HOLA TV Album Pre-Announcement, Xmas triple leaks This award is for our true living legend. Who truly made LanaBoards what it was this year? Let us bestow our honour upon this sacred member through the coveted Lipster of the Year award. We'll never forget you, like the tunnel under Ocean Blvd. Winner: @Surf Noir Runner Up: @paris texas Other nominees: @Elle, @IanadeIrey, @Venice Peach Year after year, it’s never truly dry in the Lipster community with all of the drama that may occur. Though these may not be the moments we necessarily look back on with a smile, they made the Lipster community what it is. The Drama of the Decade award will honour that moment, whether it be something that happened on the site or within the Lana fandom in general. I just know you all will have a field day with this one. Winner: Question for the Culture Runner Up: Lyric Anthology Book scam Other nominees: Love leak/Ed calling Elle, PicsArt single cover arts, Scat attacks With over 11,000 threads over the past decade, there is bound to be one iconic thread that will forever stick in our members’ minds and be revisited from time to time to relive those memories. Whether it be a Pre-Release thread, a Conversation Area Thread, or even a past Lipsters thread or anything else in between, The Thread of the Decade award is to honour an extra legendary thread, and all of the beautiful posts in it. Winner: LDR Album Process Discussion Runner Up: Charli XCX Thread Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread, Norman Fucking Rockwell! - Pre-Release Thread, No Context LanaBoards Although I refuse to fully acknowledge that leaks are a huge part of LanaBoards culture, it’s true that we wouldn’t be without them. With enough leaked songs to double Lana’s discography, the Leak of the Decade is to honour that one extra special song that got free. *Any leaked Lana song, including demos and alternate versions, are eligible for this award* Winner: Serene Queen Runner Up: Life is Beautiful Other nominees: Fine China, I Talk to Jesus, Unidentified Flying Bill With over 100 officially released Lana Del Rey songs, we have truly been blessed over the past decade. (The Little Ferraris could never.) Without the music, who would we be? We're forever grateful for Lana and her art. The Song of the Decade award is to honour the best of the best. *Any officially released Lana song, including songs from her albums, features on other artists' albums, soundtrack songs, stand-alone singles, etc., are eligible for this award.* Winner: Venice Bitch Runner Up: West Coast Other nominees: Heroin, hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it, Shades of Cool Not only has Lana provided us with a bounty of songs over the past decade, but with some gorgeous visuals too! The Music Video of the Decade award is to honour your favourite video you replay like a movie, letting it move you. Hopefully, this award will manifest some gorgeous new videos for songs on the upcoming album. *Any Lana Del Rey music video is eligible for this award. Sorry Lizzy stans, videos from that era aren’t eligible. Doesn’t matter anyway since we don’t even have the obvious winner QOTGS* Winner: Ride Runner Up: Chemtrails Over the Country Club Other nominees: Born to Die, National Anthem, Shades of Cool 10 years of Lana Del Rey albums, and 8 gorgeous works to consider. (Yes, we’re including Paradise in this count for the sake of this award. Don’t let the LDR9/LDR10/LDRX debate continue here pls.) The Album of the Decade award is to honour the greatest LDR masterpiece. Let the album stan wars commence. *Any Lana Del Rey album from 2012-present is eligible for this award* Winner: Ultraviolence Runner Up: Honeymoon Other nominees: Born to Die, Lust for Life, Norman Fucking Rockwell Similar to our new Iconic Moment of the Year Award, this decade award will specifically honour an iconic Lana Moment that occurred over the past 10 years. Whether it be a release, a performance, a photoshoot, a quote, or any other moment that lives rent-free in your mind, the Lana Moment of the Decade will honour our namesake living legend herself. Winner: "I won't not fuck you the fuck up. Period." (Lana x Azealia Banks) Runner Up: "U little fuckers" (Lana's response to Lust for Life leaking) Other nominees: 2020 Grammys dress from the mall, "I'm not a furry. You guys are gross." (September 2019 Livestream), Million Dollar Man performance at Hackney Weekend As mentioned earlier, not only is Lana iconic, but this place is as well! With nearly 1.5 million posts over the past 10 years, we’ve had countless craziness, silliness, and beautiful memories in between. The LanaBoards Moment of the Decade award will honour a special memory on LanaBoards that you all can look back on and smile. (Hopefully.) Winner: Elle buying LanaBoards Runner Up: Cassette Girl NFR Leaks Other nominees: August 2020 Leakfest, LanaBoards x LDR Village Partnership, Lust for Life leaking This will be the most coveted award we’ve ever offered. Over the past 10 weird and wonderful years on the site together, we’ve been graced with so many wonderful members who truly make this site what it is. Who is the true living legend that may even rival Lana for iconic status on LanaBoards? The Lipster of the Decade award will honour that very, very special someone. Winner: @Elle Runner Up: @Surf Noir Other nominees: @111, @IanadeIrey, @Rorman Nockwell

I stopped wondering that about Charlie after the beans pool

Wendy Williams got banned from grindr in an act of voter Fraud and bribery, Elle revealed she's an ex scammer, and Taylor Swift anti #1 thinks this thread is a crime against humanity and floridakilos should be in #GITMO

not someone naming themselves as "griffins friend" LMFAOO not ppl texting friends and family to go out and vote in the honeymoonlection

vote for @the ocean for: lipster of the year most active • status updater • best taste worst taste • nicest member • rudest member biggest lana hater • hybrid fan • peace keeper attention whore • big eyes • self-loathing poet

nothing i have is from the stolen laptop.

rob’s caption says “santa baby” and so does mel ottenberg’s random post of lana ……. santa baby official release confirmed

I actually moved into the tunnel. My life is the tunnel. I eat tunnel. I breathe tunnel. All I see is tunnel.

don't forget, i used to be Hydroponic Weeds

There's got to be some surprising titles on the tracklist if they're waiting until release to reveal it...

DYK being my 11th most played song of ALL TIME… she’s coming to break top 5 and most likely number one by the end of the new year

reduce ur expectations to zero

yes tbh... crazy for you is leading by 20 votes..... so in my electoral college it wins.. i will be leaking crazy for you and closing the polls!! look out for my post in the next few min

both will leak eventually (by next christmas for sure).... i wouldn't rly tease another song if i wasn't planning on eventually sharing it

It's not that serious

it’s not even a bloodbath, i think we’re all being pretty sarcastic and silly in here rn (even if i am actually sad California is losing), this feels really chaotic but like lightheartedly chaotic. i don’t think it’s that serious or anyone is actually upset, we’re grateful to get anything

bc who doesn't like a little holiday fun - every family fights at christmas gatherings it just makes it that much funner 🎄

lana holds an 8 second note at the end of the california bridge.... get out there and vote....... i feel like bots voted for crazyforyou........

no because you ate with this !!!!! You said what needed to be said

CHARLIES POST FROM THE STUDIO

Thank u for abiding by road safety laws while browsing LanaBoards.com xx

turns out i might be busy tomorrow so i'm gonna leak the song tonight at midnight, the official poll is below !! https://strawpoll.com/polls/61gDBEEYayw P.S. if ppl try to vote multiple times with a vpn and i find out i will be choosing which song leaks and i WILL pick the song thats worse bc im petty like that x

as a in the lipsters 2021 election, i am officially so vote 4 me!!! i also to happen to have in everything, it's just a fact i also consider myself 2 be a lana del rey (i only own 1 gifted vinyl BUT i do have the messiest most fucked up unorganised itunes full of stuff reading "Happy April Fools Lanaboards xoxoxo May Jailer" 😍 that im too lazy to edit)

Is this how straight people feel when watching sports? I'm on edge

Okay funny story, like 8 years ago I attempted to catfish as an ex-friend of mine on there to try to trick men into sending me money (I really will do anything for a buck) but I was literally scared off of there within an hour. That shit was TERRIFYING. Idk how u gays do it x

Yes

ON GRINDR???

california and crazy for you both outsold them easily (i am a honeymoon stan though)

i love both of the songs (that's why i chose them for the poll), neither of them sound like unfinished demos, i don't want to spoil the song bc it seems like it's gonna win but the bridge of california is gorgeous (even tho i don't understand every word of what she's saying) - the bridge has pretty electric guitar, lush strings, and beautiful vocals that are similar to the chorus of terrence loves you, ok no more info from me there's just 2 hours left x

cfy : 3:41 california: 4:40

It’s so wild how the Lipsters spent months pining after one song just to learn about another song (that they have heard less of and know less about) and turn their backs on the first song. Don’t let things come along and detract you from your goals, Lipsters. Take from that what you will…

it's christmas eve... dima nd 1000times need to wake UP

24 is criminally underrated. The last minute of the song is so mesmerizing and puts you in a trance. It HIT so hard when I listened to the album on acid, and since then 24 (and Swan Song) are in my top favorites from HM. 10/10 musical brilliance

my thoughts have changed, my voice is higher, now i'm over you

I just call it ocean boulevard in before the next acronym ends up being FAG

we should do a hunger games for unreleased songs and the winner gets leaked

be f*cking serious ... "parading them around" first of all where does that even come from? sometimes you see her breasts in photos/selfies cause newsflash she has them???? of course when she wears certain tops you're bound to see some cleavage etc... who cares??? Breasts aren't inherently sexual anyway also even if she was straight up Britney-posting her breasts- IDC, it doesn't mean being gross is justified. "No one to blame but her" nah ill blame those creeps anyway

YOU DIDN'T 😭 LMFAOOOO

why do i feel like some of those are VPN's........ and i even voted for crazy for you iaodfaifs