2024 Lipsters Awards - January 18th, 2025

[Paris Hilton 10,254]

The war of stans might take place tonight! Our biggest stans, biggest haters, and hybrid fans are here as well

@Dark Angel @Elle @Embach @That Venice Bitch @lizzyology
How proud are you of being recognized as the biggest stan?

@barttttender @Delete NOW @Lanaparadiserey @plastiscguy @Vertimus
Do you think people are being too much by calling you a “hater”? Should they be the biggest hater here then?

@CherryBlossom @Lindsay Lohan @Mer @TrashMagiq @Veinsineon No questions for you... PICK A SIDE DAMN

 

Why need the United Nations and NATO when we have @Elle @fishtails @NikoGo @That Venice Bitch and
@ultrablvd ?
Thank you for being the voice of many users here! Do you think you’ll lose your shit this year and become unhinged, or will you stay grounded as always?

@fl0r1dakil0s @ivory almond @lana del dufrene @Wait For Life 
What would you tell your opps who voted you for being an attention whore? This is your moment to let it all out.

The clowns who will entertain us during the Lanaboards ad breaks just crashed the carpet, looking gorgeous. First of all, thank you for being the light of this server and having a great sense of humor. What’s the best thing about being a silly little clown?
@ivory almond @Mer @The Stargirl Pinky @TrashMagiq @Veinsineon 

 

Hottest members,  will any of you marry me? Right now?
@Elle @Mer @mssainttropez @shadesofblue @taco truck

 

These people aren’t chefs or tea enthusiasts, but they DO LOVE TO STIR THE POT...
Here come our drama queens:
@ivory almond @Lindsay Lohan @lizzyology @Wait For Life 

 

[boom like that 12,184]

hello party people

[Beautiful Loser 50,430]

7 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

We’re so delighted to have the Lanaboards Nursery Home here! Our beloved wise legengs: Veteran Member Nominees!

What’s your OLDEST and favorite memory from this site?
@Beautiful Loser @Dark Angel @Elle @PARADIXO @Veinsineon

 

Probably @annedauphine welcoming me to the site and saying something about getting fucked with a chainsaw or something along those lines, bwahaha!

[honeymoon is alive 23,297]

4 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

Our underdogs who always go under the radar are radiant tonight—they even had to wear neon clothes to be seen! Our underrated members!
@DeadSeaOfMercury @Dua Lipa @honeymoon is alive @jimmy cocoa puff @Pico Ocean Boulevard (icons all)
What’s the best thing about being an underrated gem on this site?

well, being underrated allow us to grow quietly and surprise everyone when we are ready to do it 

[Mer 63,591]

3 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

Hottest members,  will any of you marry me? Right now?
@Elle @Mer @mssainttropez @shadesofblue @taco truck

@Paris Hilton backstage later?

[shadesofblue 18,243]

2024 variety hitmaker interviewer seen looking for the last fashionably late members to arrive. Also seen trying to start a fight with @Paris Hilton for taking away members to interview

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 7,031]

Just now, Mer said:

 

this pic always takes me out why does it look like she's doing the gesture for scissoring

[TrashMagiq 59,405]

4 minutes ago, Francesco Carrozzini said:

Meet me and these two random white dudes in the restroom if you wanna have some funnnnn

 

 

 

 

Now hold onnn.. #Lipsters2024

[NikoGo 62,569]

4 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

or will you stay grounded as always?

 

When I first joined the site I was described as lawful neutral, and I fully intend to stay that way!

[Elle 124,032]

1 minute ago, Paris Hilton said:

Hottest members,  will any of you marry me? Right now?
@Elle @Mer @mssainttropez @shadesofblue @taco truck

 

 

 

Don't let @daddyishere see this...

 

Which reminds me, because she won't stop pestering me about winning a Lipster Award, let us have a pre-show honourary award...

 

BEST SPOUSE

Winner: @daddyishere

 

Runner-up: @lustforlife's French Husband

[Embach 47,486]

16 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

The nominees for 'Best Taste' ( @Come With Me @Dark Angel @Embach @shadesofblue @Veinsineon) and 'Worst Taste' (@baddisease @barttttender @Lindsay Lohan @Wait For Life) are here!—tensions are rising between the nominees.

Best Taste nominees: Do you think the other group has worse taste than you?
Worst Taste nominees: What would you like to tell those who voted you for 'Worst Taste'? Please look at the camera and try to be as hurtful as possible.

 

The unproblematic icons made it to the carpet!
@Beautiful Loser @Dark Angel @Elle @Embach @shadesofblue
Are you really nice, or are you secretly a serial killer?

 

From the Cook County Department of Corrections in Southern California to the Lanaboards Auditorium! Here are our convicted felons 'rudest members' looking gorgeous:
@barttttender @fl0r1dakil0s @Lindsay Lohan @Wait For Life 
Do you think we’ll ever see you on the other side of this category?

 

Anyone who hates and loathes Honeymoon is a declaration to war and automatically has worst taste in the whole universe.   I can be very nice and friendly but I'm also a Scorpio. Don't worry, I'm a nice Scorpio

[Demonmic03 11,784]

2 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

@fl0r1dakil0s @ivory almond @lana del dufrene @Wait For Life 
What would you tell your opps who voted you for being an attention whore? This is your moment to let it all out.

 

i honestly am speechless wig snatched

 

[Lindsay Lohan 11,350]

@graham4anything has been removed from the premise and taken into police custody after writing down a threatening message towards @Liz Daw about "slaying" her.

 

The message wrote out to be: "I MAY SLAY LIZ DAW"

 

 

 

[Mer 63,591]

Just now, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

this pic always takes me out why does it look like she's doing the gesture for scissoring

I feel like that's just inevitably going to come up when you're talking to the members of Boygenius (as she was in the pic)

[Paris Hilton 10,254]

And here are our nominees for the “QFTC Award for Most Problematic Member.”
Do you think this is fair considering 90% of this forum is filled with dramatic queens and kings?
@fl0r1dakil0s @ivory almond @Nectar Of The Puss @Wait For Life 
Who would you have loved to see in this category instead of yourself? Tag usernames to be problematic and live up to the title.

 

The nominees for “The Mod Queue Award” a.k.a. the Clay Johnson Award made it to the runway!
@ivory almond @JDaniel @Wait For Life @youronetimebeautyqueen04
Do you consider yourself annoying, or is someone conspiring against you?

 

The Picassos of our generation! Here are the nominees for “Best Artist”:
@Embach @kallumlavigne @lmdr @Trash Magic @venice biotch
Who would you have loved to see nominated if you weren’t in this category?

 

Our little Max Martins: @Actor @ivory almond @Lindsay Lohan @plastiscguy @lanadeldufrene
No questions for you, but thank you for saving so many messed-up files or making cute edits. Whatever you do, keep doing it! Also, how do you feel knowing that @IustforIife called you all awful?

 

Our tortured poets.... How do you feel sharing your most intimate insights here? Thank you for your contributions!
@Beautiful Loser @Embach @Liz Taylor Blues @Make me your Dream Life @Nectar Of The Puss 
Do you promote the use of meth to write a 4,000-word blog entry?

 

And finally, our absolute icons of the night:
@Dark Angel @Elle @Embach @Mer @Pantene123
Everyone’s talking about you! Some are saying you look gorgeous; others can’t believe how you’re still talking with a piece of celery stuck between your teeth. A few are even saying you bought this award. How do you feel?

[ultrablvd 47,577]

 

found my seat and am waiting patiently for the cermony to begin.. my tablemates are yet to arrive because they are dealing with ivory almonds mod queue posts...

 

No friends @ the fashion show

 

[shadesofblue 18,243]

1 minute ago, Paris Hilton said:

Hottest members,  will any of you marry me? Right now?
@Elle @Mer @mssainttropez @shadesofblue @taco truck

ofc

[boom like that 12,184]

29 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

@boom like that @Elle @prettywhenimhigh @sparkltrailerheaven @Thats why they call me Dita are here!
Everyone, welcome the first line of nominees debuting a new award category tonight!: BEST SIGNATURE

How does that make you feel?

 Our misunderstood signers arrived.

What would you like to say to those who voted you for 'worst signature ever' @ivory almond @Make me your Dream Life @SalvaWHORE @That Venice Bitch @TrashMagiq (they don't get the vibe....)

God it feels great to be here paris. nothing can stop how I'm feeling right now, not even the homeless man masturbating in the alley omw over here- I'm ready to be a winner baby !

[Paris Hilton 10,254]

Well! I ran out of cocaine, so my time here is up! We heard so much from our talented icons from Lanaboards.

Thank you all for tuning in, and I’ll probably never do this again. See you at the show!

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 7,031]

2 minutes ago, TrashMagiq said:

 

Now hold onnn.. #Lipsters2024

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