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Here is second season of The Bachelorette. This time 61 participants gonna fight for Lana! Premiere soon! Stay tuned

looking through his feed and seeing trailer park florida palm tree incest drug extravaganza yeah hawaiian glam metal era is back guys

alright here we go! had to add a few people in that I see active a lot and/or interact with. LIMO ARRIVALS 🌹 @The Stargirl Pinky tells Lana he is only here for her. 🌹 Pinky receives the first impression rose. @the ocean asks Lana what her favorite foods are. @Hydroponic Weeds arrives with pennies so they can make wishes together. @DeadSeaOfMercury brings Lana a box of butterflies. @Coney Island King is super nervous when meeting Lana and stumbles on his words. @BartenderDeco explains to Lana that he drove 900 miles for a shot with her. bigspender tells Lana he would love for her to meet his family. @Elle arrives in a horse and carriage. @Surf Noir arrives wearing a tuxedo and scarf. Lana does not hate it. @lustforlife talks to Lana with a fake accent in order to stand out. @Rorman Nockwell tells Lana he would bet they end up together. @Terrence Loves Me arrives in a full out sloth costume. @Glitter Boy tells Lana she is so much better looking in real life. @lanadelrey tells Lana he is ready to find love. @DCooper arrives wearing a stylish tuxedo and Lana is speechless. @SoftwareUpgrade introduces himself to Lana and shows her his tatoos. @Alison by Slowdive arrives with a fake pregnant belly. Lana does not seem thrilled but is mildly into it. @prettywhenimhigh arrives with pennies so they can make wishes together. @PatentLeatherDoOver tells Lana he would not be here if she was not the Bachelorette. @bff tells Lana she needs to loosen up and gives her a shoulder massage. @TrashMagiq arrives with a Juan Pablo is not okay shirt. @The Siren arrives smiling and greets Lana with a hug. Rose Ceremony Here is a list of the contestants that didnt receive a rose. @Lindsay Lohan @Super Movie @palemoonbaby @Thunder @godsmonster @House of Balloons @Diamantes @Whore of Tropico @bluechemtrails @plastiscguy

She kinda matches her men with the albums. Barrie was very UV and Francesco was very HM. LDR9 is whatever crackheads listen to

the way her ig account is just a “Who’s Dead News And Facts” since she only posts RIP pictures

scrolled to the end of his insta and this is exactly the type of man i envision when listening to every lana song from 2007-2012

If they’re actually dating this is her first boyfriend I’m attracted to like I usually keep it classy but he can destroy my guts fully scramble them like an omelet liiiike I’m looking at his ig rn and I really see sumn This is such a step up from Sean who looks like he struggles to get his thin scrawny wrinkly penis up & Clay who was def beggin her to slip a finger in like I KNOW this new guy dicks Downnnnn So happy for our girl LDR9 gonna be album of the century Mike Dean’s beats with Lana on peak hornyness living her Best life titties out & all probs moaning all up in the mic like she did on Burning Desire cause she got herself a MAN

the way you're announcing the second season before @bigspender has even wrapped on on the first one hasn't even been a month yet in the first one i'm in though

from week one: Rose Ceremony Here is a list of the contestants that didnt receive a rose. lustforlife Pinky PatentLeather The WEEK 2 Group Date Terrence Loves M , bff , BartenderDeco , Rorman Nockwell , the ocean , DCooper , TrashMagiq and lanadelrey are invited to go on a group date. Terrence 🌹 bff Terrence Loves M tells bff that he is sure that he is going to make it to the end of the show. BartenderDeco BartenderDeco asks Lana who her top 3 favorite contestants are. She doesn't give a direct answer. Rorman Rorman Nockwell is frustrated that he is not getting much time with Lana the DCooper TrashMagiq the ocean, DCooper, and TrashMagiq compete for a moment alone with Lana. lanadelrey lanadelrey starts crying because he feels like the process is too stressful. prettywhenimhigh is invited to go on a 1 on 1 date prettywhenimhigh and Lana discuss their dreams and goals for the future.. Elle is invited to go on a 1 on 1 date Elle reveals to Lana his fears and concerns being on the show and how vulnerable he feels.. Rose Ceremony Here is a list of the contestants that didnt receive a rose. bigspender Alison Glitter Software

I remember in 2012 she was asked about the things that turn her off in a guy and she answered "Not many unfortunately" so there we go...

Remix on the same day as Baby

??? Warning Point incoming... x

I'm late but... Tried to be as objective as possible taking into account production, lyrics and quirks (release order): 1. What I Like - prod is super hype and her trademark hiphop delivery 2. Stay Away - such a immaculate electro ballad, the heavily autotuned 2020 version perfected it 3. Vroom Vroom - no need to explain. groundbreaking, still fresh and pivotal for her 4. Tears - the concept of the prod + vocal editing alone tops almost everything in her catalog 5. Lipgloss - hype hype hype. perfect feature and prod snapped 6. Track10 - most experimental shit that sounds good she's ever done 7. No Angel - pop perfection. the little twinkling synths that back up the vocals on 2nd/3rd chorus are eargasm 8. Silver Cross/Gone - both interesting lyrical topics and stellar production 9. Claws - quintessential hyperpop Charli. such an uplifting vibe. one of her best vocal melodies in the prechor 10. Visions - she just knows how to make a goddamn closer track

This is TOO MUCH. I'm also in

These are so fun I'll never get bored of how unhinged the simulators can get

we are about to reeeaaaally enter the simulator era and I'm afraid is gonna last for some time

jk y'all im gonna go ahead and do week one.... Group Date the ocean , Elle , Surf Noir , DCooper , TrashMagiq , lanadelrey , BartenderDeco and Terrence Loves M are invited to go on a group date. BartenderDeco Terrence BartenderDeco tells Lana that a lot of the guys have a problem with Terrence Loves M. Elle 🌹 Surf Elle slams a ball into Surf Noir during the group tennis match DCooper Lana is struck by the good looks and caring qualities of DCooper during the group date TrashMagiq TrashMagiq makes Lana laugh several times throughout the date. the the ocean is annoyed that he is not getting any alone time with Lana lanadelrey lanadelrey starts crying because he feels like the process is too stressful. Mercury is invited to go on a 1 on 1 date Mercury and Lana go on a helicopter ride overlooking the city..

obsessed with the arc of being moved emotionally by hearing your voice in charli's documentary to leaking her entire release schedule a year later, fly high angel

no shade but why does this seem accurate

Well definitely numbers are involved

Lana and Chuck tease

Inspired by the Hunger Games thread from @the ocean, one of my favorite things to do is a simulation. A while ago I've made a Big Brother competition simulator. The drama obsessed loser that I am, created events that have been inspired by Bad Girls Club, Real Housewives and other trashy reality shows. Glass smashing, lying, rumors, gossip, friendships tested and all-around chaos galore. Wanna see if you can outwit, out compete and outsmart other LanaBoards members and win a prize of riches and infamy? Let me know if you'd like to join. SEASON 1 CAST:

Once again LB to Lindsay Lohan

takeitdoen has been taken doen

Well, since I was unfairly eliminated from the Bachelorette, I now have the time to complete in another reality show

??? Why does Lana keep eliminating all the front runners. This is rigged. Didn't even have enough time to plan a dramatic elimination exit.

Out first? Whatever, who needs love anyway? Besides, Lanita? It's her loss... I— I'll try next edition, maybe for Charlie.

Idk if anyone pointed this out, but Mike Dean liked his post. I can’t help but wonder if Lana’s interactions with him and Mike are related her magnum opus is upon us

the vernon / ag cook beg for you remix sounds like the biggest serve ever

my masochism could mean anything

I hope that some of his vibes find their way on some songs from her… (I find him sometimes hot on some pictures, and other times I want to call an ambulance on him and send him to rehab )

i feel like many of you tend to forget that random twinks changing song names (or any information for that matter) on wikipedia does not confirm that the info is legit...

the dingy room the lanita bracelet the acrylics the carlitos way comment her romanticizing poverty ethnically ambiguous baddie al pacino crime movie era we’re finally gonna get good music again

U guys don’t even understandddd I’m losing my mind. I’m already a bit delirious because I only slept 4 hours last night since I had a 5:30am call time for filming today, so when I got the notification, I had to do a double take! What a wonderful way to pick up a long, exhausting day. Seriously, these small little moments make my entire world. I’ll never take it for granted. I love her so much

She changed the caption of her recent to #IJustDon'tCareeeeeee, which is a Disco quote Lizzy girlies, are we moving?

This is a nightmare... I might have to turn to God to help me survive this one

I SCREAMED

I fucking love this community

Not me crying two weeks in a row 😭

Chaotique

Deleting social media when someone posts old nudes of yours is a very normal response, celebrity or not. Finding a way to reclaim them is attention-seeking?? Log off.

@Super Movie & i may be the only civilized members of lanaboards currently viewing this thread but i also understand lanaboards isn't necessarily known for being civilized & proper...

Remember last year when she was supposed to come out with a covers EP but stan twitter dragged her so hard she stayed in hiding, NOW that was a moment

What an interesting individual! Lots of eccentric characters that enter Lana’s world!

she has such a... unique... taste in men

If this is her new man I'm stuck between being concerned for her and completely understanding.

I feel like the caption is music related since Ben commented