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The way she surpasses Adele, Beyoncé, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Olivia Rodrigo, Shakira, Katy Perry lately & has been staying in /clinging (near) to the top 10 most streamed female artists since the beginning of the year is fucking insane. Especially without any singles, album rollout, promo, SNS, radio, playlisting, tour (3 years) meanwhile huge acts like Beyoncé even has her new album coming out next week. She's doing the most by not doing anything.

they said "lana maybe you could do a summer upbeat song" and then she said "ok what about this track called sculptural vase below the chimney, with my dad on the piano as i do my one take automatic singing performance with intentional voice cracks and pitching mistakes"

Lanas managers walking to her studio only to hear her and Jack remastering Boom Like That for LDR9 on the other side

Lana visiting her Dad in London only to hear him and Jack remastering Boom Like That for RG1 on the other side

I just know Interscope headquarters are a mess right now... they are probably trying to make her release something a bit more commercial while she just pitched her 7 minute acapella lead single with the words fuck, bitch and slut in the title

I now propose that all Americans who can vote for president in 2024, please write in Lana Del Rey. Shes over 35, so she's eligible She's liberal (but not actually running) She's elusive so nobody would know where she is She can write cryptically (and knows when to delete twitter) She is WiLd AnD fReE and she preeeeettttyyyy She has so many wigs nobody would know if it's her or not She is rich (but not how you think) and could fund her own campaign (even a free one on www.Lanaboards.com) She cares about people and not corporations (fuck you, music industry!) She's not afraid to fight you (she will win, rise again, soar in the wind) She'd be perfect for our next president. Maybe we should start a cult and get everyone to vote her in (bc let's face it, our elections are a joke anyway) so if everyone wrote her in, maybe we'd have a chance of having a female president who isn't a narcissistic maniac OR senile!

The whole album had its biggest steaming day ever yesterday. I really hope she is coming soon with the lead.

Boom Like That Boom Like That Boom Like That Boom Like That Boom Like That Boom Like That Boom Like That Boom Like That

And the spirit of @DragonWhore moved upon the face of lanaboards; And @DragonWhore said "Let there be tea" and there was tea; And @DragonWhore saw that it was good Dear @DragonWhore forgive us our sins, dear @DragonWhore forgive us our sins Dear @DragonWhore forgive us our sins, dear @DragonWhore forgive us our sins

I have bad news for you all

Help Summertime Sandness with 717k streams on Spotify yesterday her main pop girlie era… LDR9 would ate rn

big boobs? what?

I had a dream where Lana was interviewed and was asked about the release date of the album. She said it was October 30 (which is a Sunday). In the spirit of being utterly delusional, let’s do with that what we will!

My cousin works at Interscope and gave me the following insider tea about LDR9: - Album title (as of now) is “Daddy’s No Carnivore”. “Diseased New California” is an alternate title that the execs are really liking right now. - The album is described as “pussy in a can”. Very experimental and bombastic with a floral twist. Being compared to Charli XCX’s Vroom Vroom EP. - She will incorporate trap remixes of her old discography as interludes. Songs currently being considered include remixes of Pin Up Galore, Jesus is My Boyfriend, and Scarface. - Album opener is titled “Roll Me Round”. Album closer is a 10 minute recording of Lana and friends & family doing various kinds of ASMR set to dissonant plucked guitar played by Jack Antonoff. - Track 3 is called “Hit Me From Behind” (previously “Fuck Me From Behind”) and is definitely the Dealer of the album. A jazzy, beachy screamer that comes from the heart, sampling “Maha Maha” and “Wayamaya”. - One of the tracks includes snippets of voice memos she recorded of herself talking to her cats while her phone spun in the dryer after she accidentally dropped it in. - She caught some flack for ad-libbing “Fuck Stefani Germanotta” in multiple tracks. Expect chaotic energy coming from every song.

I was swimming in the ocean when a mermaid suddenly approached me and whispered in my ear "Just drown, LDR9 is not coming you little bitch". The next thing I remember is that the hottest lifeguard ever was performing CPR on me so yeah... kinda bittersweet

a true plot twist i was not expecting

…. aaand we have finally lost our minds

big boobs

sometimes i wonder if you guys even listen to lana because you all have a very inaccurate idea of who she is & the music she makes

y’all wondering if this is true or false when one of the tracks is called brokeback bareback pleeeeeease

sounds like it could be a serve if it has that middle of the night with no lights besides a fireplace & sketchy infomercials playing from the television speakers type of ambiance

BUT I AM FREE

Boom Like That on LDR9?!!?

He probably got annoyed because of all the Lana stans that were harassing him. Or Lana asked him to delete it because of all the attention it was getting.

me when I doubt but then track 9 starts and opens up with "fuck marina"

Hmmmm thread seems pretty dead. I feel like a lot of things that have been hinted at or referenced to over a period of sometime. High by the beach references from her and chuck, DNC, general excitement from her team, lfl album trailer video, being really active on social media lately, magazine cover and interview, etc???? Mother has def kept us fed lately, so I can def wait as long as she needs for a next album rollout, but it would be nice to know if any of the connections we are making are right 😂

MAKE AMERICA REY AGAIN

lustforlife is calling from beyond the grave & he’s revealing some totally legitimate information about ldr9 - the current title for the album is “the nasty-ass lasagna i ate in lake placid - and other stories i’ve never told” - the title track is 19 minutes long, & as it seems, she talks about her experiences growing up in lake placid, some of these stories detail getting diarrhea from eating some suspicious lasagna, babysitting a relative’s new baby & getting pooped on, starting a food fight during lunch in middle school, which resulted in her getting suspended for two months, as well as her friend’s strange habit of eating worms off of the wet & cold street, which she recalls in graphic detail - the sonic influences of this album are broad & eclectic, ranging from piano flops™ produced by jack antonoff & robert grant, redneck hillbilly country, which is a tongue-in-cheek response to all of those who bullied & made fun of nikki lane for literally existing, extremely loud & obnoxious 2011-style electro-pop which samples gangnam style & fergalicious, & what can only be described as a mixture between the sounds of thrash metal, acoustic jingles which sound like they were made specifically for target commercials, & gwen stefani - collaborations include nikki lane, kanye west, bob dylan, kamala harris, spongebob squarepants, & nikki blonsky (from the movie hairspray!) - she will cover 1 track, she is doing a cover of sandy cheeks’ “texas song” - she is highly experimental with this album, she sampled the sound of somebody chewing tobacco dip as percussion, & the sound of a wal-mart toliet leaking as a synth

i wanted to be delusional n believe some of that but in no world would lana have a somg called brokeback bareback or leopard leotard

Sobbing at how this thread was hotter than the LDR9 Pre-Pre-Release thread ever was

this page is dry again @DragonWhore @111 please give us a light of hope or anything!!! I did a piercing on my nipples today so why not to spill some tea

She is gaining more streams than ever without any new release. Imagine if The lead dropped this week or the next

Manifesting dark grunge trip hop surf rock lush grandiose drugs sex black and white psychedelic screaming wailing reverb REVERB REVERB scatting Billie Holiday Nina Simone guitar solos palm trees beaches depression angst melodrama melancholy vibes

Yeah, until the Marina thing it seemed somewhat believable. Also, all these song names starting with the same letters, I.e. leopard leotard, Prosecco and peaches…. I don’t see her making all the song titles like that. But it’s fun to live in some delusion I suppose All those unreleased considered songs are great though

interscope is begging her for a hot girl summer moment but shes giving them mixtapes of her scatting to old country songs with nikki lane

And get cancelled in the process too... but no publicity is bad publicity anyway

Imagine if she re-released AKA now. She would rule the charts.

Damn idk it sounds like they should listen to Lana.

🪩🎆🧨

it was probably for the best lol people are insane

california dreaming, got my money on my mind, drugs is in my veins, running outta time

I'm not from the US but she has my vote #Lana2024

this is sending me LMFAOOO

https://we.tl/t-mMN4TDGzzR

Her relationship with Elon Musk really destroyed her image for many fans.

Every single thing she is doing non album related is fucking boring.

Guys. I am having this idea while we're waiting for LDR9 - we need to create more playlists of LDR songs thats going viral on Tiktok for us the fandom to stream the fuck out of them. I say, we go arrange more streaming parties in the meantime while her numbers on streaming services are madly rising.

If you think Biden isn’t present and isn’t engaged with the public then Lana will be 100x worse. She’d probably be all over the place with secret service in a complete mess…and running away from appearances. ‘Where is President Del Rey? We just don’t know….last spotted around Coney Island’. One things for sure Nikki Lane would be Vice President.

I volunteer as Head of Presidential Rallies LES GO LES GO TELL ME IM YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEEEEEEMMM

not her only surpassing huge mainstream acts like Nicki, Katy, Adele, Gaga, but now - even Olivia Rodrigo? OMFG DO SOMETHING NOW MISS DEL REY, because these arent just insane numbers, these are INSANE ORGANIC NUMBERS And to be honest - she might be the only artist among these artists that has no number #1 hits, top 10 hits in a single album, nor billion-viewed music videos. Because she doesnt even need any of them.