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Why she taking a pic of the cake for? Were you gonna post it ma? Where at, if I may ask? Since you seem to be documenting…

Last night, Lana Del Rey attended Jen Stith’s birthday party at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, California.

I must admit, I am quite saddened by the closing of the honeymoon account. It was such a special part of the fandom, and I remember following it when it just had a couple hundred followers back in 2015. It’s actually the reason I created my Instagram account because I too had deactivated my prior account in 2014 after deciding to step away from social media, but the creation of honeymoon led me to rejoin with a new account. It’s also the first account Lana followed me on back in 2016. I’ll always hold such special memories with it - especially since she began reusing it after closing @lanadelrey, she would often like/reply to my comments, shout me out on her livestreams, and she even liked a couple of personal posts I made which was such a sweet surprise. She also DM’d me a few months ago to offer me one of the heartshaped cake boxes she was giving away, and we had a sweet little back and forth conversation for about an hour. I’m glad I screenshotted those messages to keep. Interacting with her always gave me a lil extra boost of serotonin lol. Though I’ll miss her on IG greatly, I also understand and respect her decision to step away. Social media can definitely be a big distractor from the more important things in life. I also had a second hiatus for the entire year of 2020 where I deleted the app from my phone in January 2020 and didn’t redownload it until January 2021. It was really needed for me during that time. I hope she’ll return one day, but in the meantime I’m wishing her all the peace & happiness in the world. She deserves it

The cake

🔔 You got a new message from lanadelreyemergency account Hey this is Lana Del Rey, I lost my credit card and I need money for a plane ticket so I can fly to your city to perform. Can you send me some money? I'll bring Nikki Lane. Hello this is Nikki Lane

Friendly reminder that your lives are not exclusively dependent on a 30-something woman’s presence on Instagram and that you as an individual matter so go outside, purchase a soft ice cream cone, take a walk around a cute park and get on with your life! Lana will be back when she’s good and ready and we will celebrate when she does!

“Good luck and love u”…why is she so dramatic it sounds like she’s sending us to the Hunger Games.

We’re starting to be unable to discern satire from genuine hysteria, maybe we should ALL take a page out of @honeymoon on instagram’s book. Queen teaching us all a lesson

everyone keeps questioning why she's taking a picture of the cake if she's not gonna post it on social media but like maybe she wants to text/email it to someone or maybe she just wants the memory on her phone or maybe she gets pictures printed for physical photo albums or to frame. like i take hundreds of pictures but i don't post any on social media.

If you think we’re being dramatic take a look at stan Twitter they’re literally having a funeral

who tf she takin the photo for bc ik its not @honeymoon

No birthday posts for Miss Jen this year

I've always felt like artists have a very strong, yet bizarre, parasocial relationship with their fans... I get that it's sad that she deactivated her only official social media platform and all its posts disappeared into the interweb trash can--but she's not dead and there is literally no clear indication that she's retiring. So all them eulogy tweets, Instagram posts or Tik Tok videos are very weird and concerning. This is the type of behaviour that normal people make fun of Swifties or the Beyhive for. If there ever was a good occasion to go outside and touch grass, it's now.

i'm not even mad she deleted but i'm mad that she deleted HONEYMOON that account was a beautiful time capsule of one of her best eras and now it went all down the drain because lana wanted to be silly

'hi lovely'...she'd probably say something like 'now how the fuck did you find this'

people are so obsessed with the lizzy grant narrative get over it already please 😭 lizzy BEEN dead for more than a decade now, she got run over by a trailer in late 2010 let her rest in peace!

let a legend cook up another masterpiece...

Me when I lie

Remember a couple years ago when she made a tweet asking people to show they pre-ordered her new album and to leave their phone number so she could call a few people? I got quite a few random texts from doing that She actually did end up calling one of my fandom friends at the time though, which was sweet x

MILLIONS ???? pls

im telling yall ldr10 is gonna be for the history books shes been talking about nfr too much lately

Jen’s husband, feeding us content to remind us that Lana is still alive & breathing even if @honeymoon isn’t x

people are so dramatic, lana del rey isn’t a persona now that she can kill off it’s literally herself fans are so obsessed with her retiring or changing her name or quitting music and it’s so weird

I'm still sad about this, mainly bc she deleted all the old photos from 2015 -2017, especially the ones from HM era, that kinda hurts But knowing her she probably will be back soon on a new account , at least I hope so but we also gonna see footage from her from her upcoming concerts , so it's not like we won't hear & see absolute nothing from her in the next several months. Trigger Warning: Delusional Maybe she kinda pulls a Honeymoon again & performs a snippet of a new song live at one of her last Shows & then after the Tour she comes back with a new account, a new era & an album announcement

This era in history, with its hyper connectivity, is a bit weird, when we think of it : when a public figure or even a friend is deactivating their socials, it feels like a grief of losing someone… Both time she deactivated her IG accounts, this is a bit how I felt, although I know this is not the end of LDR at all.

I've slept over it and now everything makes sense to me. Her posting on honeymoon was part of a bigger plan, part of a whole era. It started with posting private photos in the time around the release of BB and it ended with the release of Ocean Blvd and Rob's album. The era was personal and connected to her family, the next one will probably be different. It's not impossible that she reopens her official account, but it will probably happen only after her tour.

I just know the left tiddie sitting in her honeymoon Insta drafts knowing she’ll never get her moment like

ok everyone drop your phone number so she can text us the pics

instagram is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it

Right? Like what’s not normal about keeping moments to yourself

People are going to associate Rob's album with the truma of deactivation and it's all her fault

the cake pic will be the first post on @oceanblvd and we are witnessing the beginning of a new era

Deleting Instagram is the healthiest thing any human being can do. So I’m really happy for her.

were now gonna have a million new china.palace situations where people pretend to be lana and some weirdos actually believe it GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER

sorry but the way she was deleting/archiving her posts but then got tired bc she has like 300 posts and decided to just deactivate is so funny

twitter is so dramatic, as if lana didn’t say she’s more inspired than ever to write music in an interview just a few months ago 😐

If Lana Del Rey called me I’d never know bc I have my phone automatically send unknown numbers to voicemail (and I have no clue how to check my voicemail) 💀

aka one of her best albums

Hey lovely is Lana Del Rey do you think you can send me some money? Marina is here too cheers Luv its marina you don’t wanna be a heartbreaker no? We really can like your help…

Well she is sending us off to the Hunger Games for our sanity

This is the most Australian post ever on LB.

True tbh…it’s toxic and fake as fuck. You only see people boast about how good there life is and how successful they are…it’s not a realistic portrayal of life.

The star on the Hollywood Walk literally said Lana Del Rey, people really missed the point These theories make no sense

It’s important to do what we want at least until we don’t want to and then we can find something else to do excuse me?

Erm why is she so annoying sometimes like