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4 out of Lana’s last 9 posts on IG have been promo for other people

SHE NEEDS TO RERELEASE THESE INSTEAD...

Atoning for her QFTC sins starting with Camila of all people 😫

Queen of promoting anything and everything but her own music!!

I know some random Cali influencer girlies are going to style the fuck out of that pink-purple set and it’s going to look fire. I see the vision

when the camila feature gives us hyperpop lana

We can tell

hi love, sorry for being nosy and i know you're just doing your job, but i think you're being a little extreme with all these warnings for this specific situation. you see, charli herself stated that she will not be releasing this ?????? track anywhere else aside from a bonus track on the now sold out von dutch usb and vinyl, which iirc will not be repressed again. so, there is really no way for people to legally obtain this song because it is a limited release. in fact, ?????? is just an instrumental track from a song that will allegedly be featured (with vocals, of course) on charli's next album, brat. i think this case is very similar to this one, which was allowed: just letting you know bc this specific situation involving ?????? is different than most released songs and i'd hate to see people getting banned for this song bc an instrumental track is just not worth getting banned for sdfhkkt

I just woke up and seeing these designs makes me think I'm still having a weird dream

I did not expect to wake up to Lana posting about Camila Cabello https://www.instagram.com/p/C42Ljcau4eQ/?igsh=MTlxeHV6YmRmMHE5cA==

the fact that lana leaked camila’s single cover

The AKA font paired with that random for K pt. 2 mix in she rehearsed last year is making me think that it’s going to be actually played at coachella

Not Lana posting Camila on her IG... she's so random

actually the more I look at this… I kinda get it like I need the shorts in a way ..

Boom Like That is country too

these are hideous it's giving

1 year already? it feels like it was released just a season ago

Tbh I wouldn’t mind Lana on some bad hyperpop, it would be kinda cuntyyyyy

I forgot camila was mentioned

Not ya’ll showing up to a queens birthday party and talking shit about her… Anyways, happy birthday to Lana’s greatest album that has hits such as The Grants, Ocean Blvd, Sweet, A&W, Candy Necklace, Kintsugi, Grandfather, Let The Light In, and Peppers

It's hard to describe what I feel a year after the release of Ocean Blvd. Sure, most of the songs are good, some really good, but the whole album somehow doesn't give me the same as the previous albums, it's her most experimental, I think. Something is missing, but I can't say exactly what it is. Anyway, happy first birthday! 🎈

Thx for letting us know! A few of us mods have been involved in warning users here, and perhaps this situation isn’t clear enough Will check in with mod chat!

Why does she praise mediocrity? Or imitations of her? 🤔 Keep your friends close I guess!

She called video games and ride country so who knows what country really is for Lana

If you look at some of her single and album cover choices that look like she took 1 minute to work on them….then I can totally believe she designed these atrocities. Queen of not being able to take criticism.

Tbh I wouldn’t really consider Chemtrails to be very vulnerable or revealing. Only White Dress really feels introspective, the rest feels like very classic Lana writing. That being said, I feel like the writing on Lasso will be extremely similar to that of Chemtrails. Henry Come On feels like it could easily fit on Chemtrails.

i mean the inspiration was there

LANA RESPONDED TO MY COMMENT ABOUT HOW I DIDNT LIKE THE MERCH HELP

no..

Happy Birthday to one of the all time great records. I think that like BTD, it's legacy is only going to grow and become stronger.

I mean Pookie come on <3

(feat. Quavo)

MANIFESTING

why did her account turn into a promoting account😭😭😭girl give us a cute selfie at least

Pawn Shop Blues remastered on Lasso pls

It's actually really sad how consistently she/her team fumbles merch. Lana has such a sell-able aesthetic and not only that but it's been in for months now, we all know she isn't in this for the money but merch has the potential to be a beautiful intersection between income and era memories for the fans. But instead it's 'born to die' and 'i <3 lana del rey' in ugly fonts slapped on a random shirt over and over. Just thinking about actually cute Coachella themed jackets and shirts makes these 'graphic design is my passion' drops so much worse.

Elle, if we could issue a 3 month banning for this person please, thank yew.

“they are my designs”

REMEMBER HOW WE THOUghT SHE WAS RELEASING AKA OFFICIALLY BECAUSE OF HER SPARKLE JUMP ROPE QUEEN FAN MAIL BULLSHIT AND NOW LOOK WHERE WE ARE FUCKING LASSO NONE OF THAT WILL HAPPEN LOL

we already have behind closed doors, go go dancer, millionaire (snippet), and betty boop boop

Hi Guys and Gals my name is Milan Glossy. Im a fan of Lana and I made a song called Pretty Like Lana Del Rey. I wrote this song about a girl name Cali. Saying she was “pretty like Lana Del Rey” . I also made the song to remind all the girls in the world that they’re beautiful and wonderfully made and also to give light to Lana because I personally think she’s drop dead gorgeous and extremely talented. I recently dropped the song on March 19 on my birthday. This is the YouTube link I would love if guys will give it a listen. The song is also on Spotify Apple Music and SoundCloud titled Pretty Like Lana Del Rey by Milan Glossy. I hope everyone enjoys the song and thank you for your time & shout out to LanaBoards this blog is phenomenal.❤️

“Ahead of ur time xo” is killing me

I’m so sorry but her merch team needs to be fired. Literally pick anyone from this forum and they could come up with better designs