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Lana commented this post from IG about her exit song at Coachella (The Caretaker - It's just a burning memory) : https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6JOpjNNKxU/?igsh=ODdoaHc1NTF3ZWpz She really leaves nothing to chance. Also it gives The Grants a different meaning.

i feel so honored that i'm part of this week's episode of LBNTM. i'm such a big fan of all the girls. how cool it is to actually be there in the room with everyone. to hear RuPaul's tantalizing laugh, to perceive Mitski without tiktokers meowing at her, and to get a whiff of the febreze Lizzy likes to spray onto herself.. good luck with your alter egos everybody <3

Good afternoon models. Being a top model means you can do it ALL... Dancing, Singing, and... acting. For this challenge we're putting down the headshots and bringing up the film reels. You theme this week is "ALTER-EGO" Every model this week will transform themselves into a character of their choice. We should be seeing variety and creativity. Example of a character may be: a police man (ACAB), Daphne from Scooby-Doo, a worm, a woman who dreams of Windex, etc. Anything you like, it should just be portraying someone other than you. You have 24 hours to submit your photo that matches your new photoshoot identity. Our special guest helping me judge this week is award-winning music video cinematographer... @stupidapartmentcomplex Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant. The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Charli XCX ( @bunoner) Charli XCX, for this challenge, backdrops are out. You are forbidden to use any images with a backdrop. Everyone else may use backdrops to their advantage. Good luck! - Here is your updated portrait Top Row: Britney Spears ( @bia), RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton), Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir), Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing), Tinashe ( @TheBoss) Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) Bottom Row: Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury), Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven), Charli XCX ( @bunoner), Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)

i'd be here for glamourous gothic country

the last part of this is kinda sending me bc it literally reads like something we would write on a thread here overanalysing after a show lmfao

I think the My My Hey Hey cover was a pretty good indicator of what Lana doing country will sound like honestly.

Lizzy Grant's Alter-Ego Look... Betty Boop! Yes, Yes, Yes... For My Alter-Ego Look, I Went With American Icon... And International Star Of Black And White Cartoon Shorts And The Occasional Big Screen Since The 1930s... Betty Boop! I Spent A Lot Of Time On My Look, At First, I Wasn't Sure I Was Going To Get It Right, But I'm Feeling Pretty Confident That I Did! My Black Wig Is Admittedly From Party City... I Have A Collection Of Them, They Come In Handy When I'm Filming Yet Another Music Video For Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven) And I Want To Emulate Marilyn Monroe... I Had To Use A Lot Of Hair Product And Nearly Burned Off My Pinkie Finger Trying To Perfect The Curls, I Wanted It To Obviously Look Like Betty Boop's Hair, But A Little More Chic And Effortless, My Friend Nicole Nodland Offered Me This Gorgeous Red Mini-Dress, Look At How Sleek And Shiny It Is, Oooooh! My Jewelry Was A Gift From My Friend Bill, And I Got My Lipstick From Mac, In The Shade "Cherry"... I'm Going To Randomly Retitle My Song "You're Gonna Love Me" To That, I Hope You All Love My Look! Boop-Oop-A-Doop!

I had a dream she released the first single and it was called ‘Cross My Heart and Hope you Die’ very rocky country music with attitude. I’m so pissed it wasn’t real.

as the girls gather in the kitchen for breakfast, rupaul is speaking with mitski about yesterdays shock elimination rupaul has convinced tinashe to cook him some eggs for breakfast, not knowing tinashe is allergic to poultry products. this has led tinashe to be rushed to the hospital. ru is pleased at this and has instead opted for a simple apple instead mitski looks puzzled as she is deciding on which fabric to choose for her moodboard for potential future challenges

And when Shania Del Swift is featured on Lasso?

Shania was Lana’s first concert, and Shania has been a lover since 2012 so I’d love a Shania feature on Lasso

feeling lucky, lanaboards? for my alter-ego, i have channelled the one and only vanna white - best known for her tenure as the host of the classic tv game-show wheel of fortune adorned in a custom schiaparelli gown covered in thousands of hand cut tiffany diamonds. i truly look the part with an authentic hand dyed brazillian wig, and a makeup look done by no other than vannas own makeup artist i truly look ready to reveal the letters and make someone a winner! after last weeks feedback, my smile is beaming and i look ready for the runway. my gown is genuine vanna couture and i am unmistakably gorgeous. i am demonstrating growth and a desire to succeed. truly a top model! why vanna? not only a champion of philanthropy and giving, she is no stranger to serving runway style looks on the small screen, something LBNTM needs to be ready to do. mitski is more than ready for this, and it’s why i chose her as my alter-ego! this weeks context lookbook: look: costume-couture vanna: retro vanna: lindsay, i'd like to SOLVE THE PUZZLE please

To discover my alter ego... ❤ Joan of Arc may have been a warrior, but she knew how to serve Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent on the battlefield! Joan didn't just break chains... she broke barriers and paved the way for fierce models everywhere, which is why I consider her as my alter ego. I am not here to wear her " knight armor" and call it a day. I want to reinvent myself as a high fashion Joan of Arc in 2024. I am wearing a beautiful asymmetrical sillhouette covered in silver materials; my face is carrying so many crystal jewels; on the left side I decided to carry Joan's legacy and on the right side I wanted to be EXTREMELY vulnerable by showing my arm, representing Joan's hard side (armoured) and her soft and sweet side (no armour). I am also wearing a crown with seahorses creatures because they're known to represent Grace, Adaptability, and Strength; three words that represent Joan.

The puppeteer herself:

Madame Marionette This week, Anya is presenting a sparkling look. A beautiful doll, covered head to toe with pink, adorned with ribbons and bows, and a lovely tutu. She's a darling fairy, except without the wings. Though it may seem she is moving gracefully on her own, she's actually a marionette, her every move decided by someone else. Who is pulling the strings?

Jen also had a pic of a packed suitcase on her story and it's probable that she would go too, sooo

It feels like the time she fell through the Superbowl crowd- then came out alive

I think she’s in NY cuz she just posted and it’s 4AM in LA

My god, the words really did hit. The way how she talks about existence always hits. She really explained it thoroughly, it was interesting to read. So sorry for her grandpa. Alzheimer's really is scary.

Lana Del Rey - Kill Kill

Wait what if Lasso album cover is in the style of a wild west wanted dead or alive poster. Like imagine lana looking cunty as a wild west vigilante.

decided i really like this album its short but i've digested it alot more today and there is not a bad track on there they work more in the context of eachother now i have listened alot more

IF YOU GOT A TASTE FOR TERROR... TAKE LANA DEL REY'S ALTER EGO CARRIE TO THE PROM It's a prom song gone wrong for my alter ego, Carrie, a shy bullied teenage girl turned prom queen turned murderous telepath. For this look, I decided to wear my actual prom dress like the sad beauty queen I am. I stole it from some random dress company when I was modeling for them years ago. It's a truly stunning dress and everyone said I looked beautiful that night. Too bad Carrie murdered them. I also wore this glimmering diamond tiara, which was given to me as a prize for winning prom queen. Everyone loved me and voted for me, so I really am the queen of hearts. I was also given these gorgeous, red roses that remind me of the ones my boyfriend buys me when I'm mad. But I finally broke up with him, so these are the only roses I'm getting that are from anybody besides him. For my hair and makeup, I decided to put my hair in curls and to wear some mascara. I also painted my nails in the shade "Revenge". It's a really classy color. I kept everything rather simple because there's no use in getting ready and getting all dressed up when you're going to be dripping with blood. I can't remember if it's the blood those idiots dumped on me, the blood of everyone in my school that I killed, or my own blood that I use to write on the walls and in my notepad. Eitherway it's real and it creates this raw, authentic vibe. More blood will be shed because my stupid, b*tch- *ss photographer wouldn't give me the HQ photo and wouldn't let anybody else give it to me or else they would be sued. He's next; and it's a promise, not a threat.

clara bow is pretty good but imo not the best on the album. This album has kinda grown on me so much over the last few weeks lowk like florida is soooooo good

some of these songs grew on me like crazyy.. I didn’t care for My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys, But Daddy I Love Him or Fresh Out The Slammer literally at all on my first listen but I’ve been listening to them the most out of everything recently

“Clicks Play on the highly modified portable CD player made by SONY” The Cat… My Confession…

yall are fucking unhinged this is hilarious

it's giving graphic design is my passion- but i think it's cute, love it

It became the largest ever standalone concert for any artist

Madonna - the QUEEN OF POP that you are

SAME I'd love if Lasso had this kind of aesthetic/sound

she comes out of the mist riding a horse "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted dead or alive" jack antonoff disappears in mist as a symbol for the non muffled electric guitars about to serve some rock inclided outlaw country my source? divine intuition

Clara Bow isn't that good tho Except for when she says Taylor Swift Production is giving YOYOK from Walmart

oh well then... HOW IS THE BLACK DOG, ICFHNRIC, AND HOW DID IT END DOWN THERE

COSOSOM at 30? Jail immediately

I listened to ttpd in full for the first time and it's not as bad as I thought my fav songs: so long, london the tortured poets department who's afraid of little old me?

why’d i just search it and see multiple people saying that on reddit. somebody said ““whore” makes me thinks its about lana” like omg you hear whore and automatically think of lana….

if you all dont give those songs up to god atp........

sometimes i remember cherry blossom is now an officially released part of her discography and im like wow that’s crazy

So interesting! Also insight to the “Johnny’s burned out files” line in PWYC.

someone on reddit said the bolter is about lana

https://www.instagram.com/mollyddickson/?hl=fr DOES ANYONE HAVE A BIKE OR MOPED MY TEAM COULD BORROW ON MONDAY SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY LOL MOTOS AU MET GALA ?

I’m still so confused on why there’s been no promo. Like where are the late night tv appearances or SNL???

well little monsters.. it’s been a fun game. My whole outfit and background was purple AND it slayed, they must be blind! I was just adhering to the theme and I did great regardless. Anyways always remember to slay the boots Haus labs DOWN my little monsters *sashays away*

i'm having so much fun at the amusement park! thank you so much for taking us!

serving cunt on the carousel

Side B of ultraviolence why’s it so good

Wait when she wore that belt with Lana written on it at Coachella Week 2, the L also was Lasso shaped This definitely has the the new font and I love it Also it's so cute that she has a ring with that L too