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Royal Family Survivor Prince Philip 1 -1

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91 people in this thread over an instagram post with absolutely no information about anything besides what might be a song title, but could also mean nothing never change, lanaboards

And if she has the audacity to come back in two weeks with ‘Blue Banisters a new poem from Behind the Iron Gates’ I won’t be responsible for my actions.

the fact that lana's working on ldr8, ldr9, a country album with nikki lane, possible country covers album, possible folk covers album, and a poetry book we really don't know what this title is for

Perhaps a new song??

Here's how I think things went: Lana: Oh, Prince Philip died? Let me find some cute pics to let ppl know I simply acknowledge his death. Oh, found some! Aw Philip and Elizabeth look so young and loved up here, I think I'll post them. Instagram: OMFG TAKE THIS DOWN NEOW! Cancelled! Omfg u racist bitch. They're gonna come for u sis sksks. She's over. Omg delete this bestie. Lana: Wait what happened? Like this is LITERALLY how it went down

I think the song will be about lana recounting an experience she had as a child in which she got her head stuck in a blue banister and her dad had to use butter to get her head out, it'll be very lyrically similar to white dress. "when i was a child stuck in a blue banister look how my head fits look how the butter melts i was a child head was in a banister you helped me out felt like my head hurt"

What's a Lana album without the word blue?

In the blue, in the blue, in the blue banisters I'm your baby

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I'm very confident this is a new track title. Idk. She never did something like this for Violet except recite her poems.

someone said imagine if blue banisters was just the example text for the font and she left it on there

only hope keeping me going is that she conceptualized Honeymoon the moment she was done with UV

What if all the song titles are from objects around her? Lol...actually it could work. 1. Rock Candy Sweet 2. Blue Banisters 3. Used Starbucks Coffee Cup 4. Vanilla Scented Candles 5. Butterfly Pattern Curtains 6. Telephone on Charge 7. Dirty Laundry 8. Dream catcher 9. Receipt from Costco 10. Can Of Beans 11. Cheap Black Hair Dye Bonus track 12. Clays Hard Cock

I remember sliding down blue banisters Ice cream floats, car rides and film cannisters

a full album about her house track 1: blue banisters track 2: chimney bricks track 3: my topiary horse needed a friend - so i bought one track 4: t-rex stuffed animal

COUNTDOWN LADIES!!! SNIPPET IN 20 MIN!!!! Those manifesting more snoozefest folk can choke on it.

The bar is literally at the Earth’s core

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ok guys, I just wanna share a theory that I got myself thinking yesterday, what if chemtrails wasn't supposed to exist? Like, think about what was the first concept she announced to the next album after norman, she said on an interview that it would be an album with some guitars and would be called ''White Hot Forever'' (title track that we know as Tulsa Jesus Freak). And if you go back to that period she was simultaneously bringing ''Violet Bent Backwards Over Grass'' AND ''Iron Gates'' (I dont fucking remember the name), because you can see that between some videos of poems of violets she showed one of behind the iron gates (I think this is the name tbh idc). And when she talked about the second poetry book, she told that would be addressing less personal subjects (giving the controversial vibes). And if youre traumatized, I think you remember QFTC which wasn't just a random letter, she made it just like, violet poems pages, so maybe it was something that was not only her feelings but something that she wants to communicate with her art. So whats point of that? Maybe Rock Candy Sweet was the next album after norman and thats means that it's the leftovers of the original white hot forever. But why she would do that? I have two ideas to that: 1- it's very cliché, lana always change her mind, like she fucking kept on the vault a whole album with the last shadow puppets (like wtf) 2-Maybe she got it that it wasn't the right time to that after the way that the world reacted to QFTC (but i'm not sooo confident of this idea cause she almost dont give a fuck about anything) With that, maybe she made a new start (but not that new, and I'll explain why). Maybe she wasn't having a clearly next step at the time (since her first ''next step'' was scrapped after the end of relationship with sean and the situation of QFTC). So, she just got to studio with Jack and tried to creating something, that's why we see song as white dress coming so organic (even though she do this a lot in other albums, like change in lfl) and due to the lack of creativity for a point to start, she brought some unfinished demos that could lead to something. (Let Me Love You Like A Woman, from UV sessions, Wanderlust from NFR Sessions, Yosemite from LFL and Tulsa from WHF sessions)It's important to mention that the ''country vibes'' on chemtrails and maybe in her future album with nikki could've been stimulated at first by Jack! The proof is some songs that she created with him that wasn’t on norman but was showed by lana in the beginning of the era. (Hey Blue Baby & Stupid For Being So Happy). So that would explain why lana started to experimenting country on chemtrails and is still doing that with nikki at the moment, and it would explain why between ''country'' albums would be a rock one. (yes im supposing that rock candy sweet has some rock songs even though we don't have any hint to that right now). So the last question to conclude the theory, so do you think Rock Candy Sweet was all done before Chemtrails? No! Maybe after finishing Chemtrails she decided to turn back and make ''White Hot Forever'' happen, because it wouldn’t be so weird after chemtrails since she added some songs that can relate to a rock-ish album such as Tulsa Jesus Freak, Breaking Up Slowly, Dark But Just A Game ( In MY Opinion) and she still wanted to make her ''vengeance'' and thought that now is safe to do it. And the last proof to support this theory is that Rock Candy Sweet is Done and Jack is the producer (Lana's speech, not mine). So thats it! Be kind with me, because my only point was trying to guess what are we getting after chemtrails. And if there are any wrong argument, just quote it, i'm free to hear all the your thoughts. AND REMEMBER ITS JUST A THEORY. also, sorry if something is mispelled of anything like this, english is not my first language!!

Fuck the Royal Family, they terrorized the entire fucking world via imperialism. They deserve no recognition and praise. I wanna say what I really feel about them but I don't want warning points.

Researching what banister means

i was blue banister wearing a blue manicure down in the men in music business conference

Personally I think that the only thing that could possibly make this Prince Philip discussion better is if AlexParliment made a comeback and gave their two cents

Was she supposed to write something like: "Glad this imperialist buffoon died lel" for woke people to like her again? I haven't seen any comments like those under Obama's post paying respects to prince Philip

Painting the british monarchy almost as charity sisters while arrogantly asking another user to get educated speaks for itself. Not looking for controversy here -not that kind of person-, but if you are going to be rude against other users at least have some historical knowledge to back your pretentiousness.

who tf cares

i think lana should post another boob pic on her story to make everyone forget

it's cause she's a natural blonde

not this being her best single cover in a long ass time

miss girl is starting to make me believe the june 1st date after that post... maybe i'll rejoin team delulu after all...

It's the same format as the White Dress announcement..

Exactly. Reading the room in this case doesn't mean not to express condolences, it means to shut the hell up for a day and be respectful. I see "woke" people literally celebrating the death of a person and it disgusts me so deeply. I have no problem with Lana's posts.

I think people need to chill. There’s bills Elle needs to pay to keep this forum up for u to meltdown freely and you still can’t tolerate ads? they are the best way for Elle to get some coins to pay your mental breakdowns. You just need to click on “x” to exit the ads. Stop being dramatic. There’s people that are dying.

Godtrails Over the God Club is beautiful, bit i agree, i want her to light a bit of a fire under her ass with whatever she does next. Get out of the barnyard gorl and put your stilettos back on.

“Read the room” as if the casual everyday news reader has their finger on the pulse of what woke Twitter thinks about prince Phillip today The day these freaks stop controlling the narrative around every topic will be the day I am finally happy again so sick of it

this thread is so unhinged, lana's impact

She needs to bring back snippets. I know y’all hate them but it added to so much excitement during the NFR era and she actually seemed like she liked the songs (unlike Chemtrails).

...blue banisters...?

"Contemplating God under the blue banisters"

she's gonna push all her haters down the stairs, blue bannisters June 1st

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never would i ever have thought the british monarchy would drive lanaboards to such chaos

she is saying one thing then another all the time, which makes it so hard to follow. - Annie Mac interview : “I’m tired, I don’t work much after a backlash”/ reveals next album out on June 1 and has songs in the bank with Nikki. - Jack: “You are on a path to stripping songs to their most essential”/ Lana: “I asked Jack to go wilder at the end of songs” - “Pandemic cut short my work with Jack”/ “Jack is on board for songs” i mean...

Can't believe there is any arguing over this lol... this site is free to use and we don't have to do any of the upkeep Make that money girl