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He had a meltdown on atrl cause people dragged him for constantly bringing up his hookups/threesomes/sex life whenever possible and hasn’t posted about anything since

I truly hope that if Lana reads these posts that they give her a good chuckle; you guys are on fire as usual… most hilarious fan base I’ve come across ?

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LANA PLEASE RELEASE THE SONG ALREADY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE PLEASE HAVE MERCY PLEASE

once again manifesting electric guitar

i just riiiiiiiiiiiide i just riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide i just riiiiiiiiiiiiide i just riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

I don't think it's coming before September but at least we have Chemtrails for the 2022 Grammy but I'm not expecting much. Maybe a nomination for Best Pop Vocal Album or something for the title track. Imagine if she wins her first Grammy with Chemtrails haters will combust into flames

I haven't been around much, but I really, really hope she keeps that cover. It's easily my favorite Lana album cover, with Ultraviolence. The new song sounds absolutely gorgeous. "Map of LA" would be a great song title. She always knocks it out of the park when she changes producers after a few records with the same people!

Now let's get down to the facts. honeymoon is her best album title. it has the best title track, the best cover and is her best album overall. It also contains her best song ("The Blackest Day") how does she want to top it? But at least she has succeeded in something like this before, so why not another stroke of genius. I think the direction is clear now, away from this country and folk thing, more to melodramatic songs, intense, dreamy, rocky. More the old Hollywood vibe again. I think with Mike she has the right one at her side. And when I hear again that it should be more personal and honest and authentic and stripped back, then I go crazy. You can be honest and authentic even with a lot of instruments.

Lana's management hating us but giving us discount codes

Me when I'm on crack.

Her management is crazy. All of her albums would have been nominated if they submitted under proper category.. NFR under pop? Stupid.

How long did we wait between her posting the White Dress image and Feb 26th (which i know never happened, but maybe we can expect a similar time frame) -- Jennie jumped into the pool she was swimming with nikki lane

How did she make Toyota sound so sensual?

They always submit her under Pop. It’s crazy. Honestly they should have been and should be submitting her under Alternative but I don’t see that changing lol!

I thought that too! I actually laughed out loud when I saw the email from her store showing the lanaboards discount. I didn’t think anyone took us seriously lol, especially to give us anything like a discount

i’m pretty sure it’s been showing up for months/years along w a bunch of other unreleased lol don’t get too excited

lana in the wildflower wildfire outro:

It always made me cringe, he spoke like he was Hugh Hefner or something traveling the world having orgies. Some people absolutely thrive on attention like it’s oxygen.

The way I just drove 2 hours each way for my job assignment and listened to nothing but the Insta snippet for four hours

bc this still fits

call me julia roberts in pretty woman bc the snippet makes me feel like a classy fanciful hoe bitch said imma do nyotaimori, but on a statewide scale la la la map of LAAAAAAAAAAAAA standin poised like an angeeeeeeeel w a hallooooooo

lana doesn't need a grammy, the grammys are a popularity contest and lana's music is artistic & meaningful, it's beyond "popularity" & mainstream trends

I just hope she keeps Tex and Mex on the album cover. I love dogs.

@YourGirl666 is our prolific shitposter

finally finished reading everything and here we go on my opinions (even though no one cares): 1- Her album cover is amazing ?. I love the white borders, the font, the colors, her makeup... My second favorite, behind Honeymoon 2- She really said "ended my friendship with Niko and Topanga. Now Tex and Mex are my bestest friends" 3- No more piano flops!!!!!! 4- I like the sound and the atmosphere of the snippet, but the lyrics are not my cup of tea. But I understand that some people might like it. I'm with @Jack Antonoff is a God this time 5- I didn't like the video. It seems that her insta baddie era came a little too late 6- Everyone talking about cheese and I thought that the wrapping was a bath bomb 7- Yes for Thunder and yes for Cherry Blossom 8- She finally learned to stop lying. That's why we should annoy her managers and her about it 9- This is going to be better than NFR 10- I hate NFR cover

Hello everyone! I missed the meltdowns, but I’m back (and cooler than ever) the album cover is absolutely stunning, gorgeous, amazing. It really helps give the three releases singles a better feel than the car selfie. I love the new song snippet she posted because it’s super jazzy and I can’t wait for her to serve vocals. I can’t lie though, I was hoping more for a textbook sound, but I’m sure the full song will be a classic Lana serve

Later later = october-november soonish = august-september

so true

straight?

Joni Mitchell was always submitted under pop too. It’s probably just because they’re women.

We know that. We dont need her to win a Grammy. But you see. That's what she wants. Though she denies it, it must have felt nice to finally have her work validated and appreciated the way NFR was. You can seee she was trying to win AOTY . The effort she put in. Grammy museum. Meeting with students from the Grammy school..

Gosh, I hope she leaves everything as it. It's PERFECT. Don't fuck it up Lana.

Omg that would be July 23rd which is a Friday

that would be more likely but who wouldn't like an August release.

I hope a track on this album references one of her older songs, like how “Dance Till We Die” references “Off To The Races”. I love those little callbacks.

Has this been a convo—all the sudden we get discounts for being lanaboards members I’m so confused I thought her management hated us

is she performing ride?

Imagine how confusing this must be for someone who's not up-to-date with what the insiders say

NFR! didn't win AOTY because it's album of the millennia...

Wouldn't it be GORGEOUS if she named the album "LA who am I to love you" ??? As someone living in Greece songs about la and america make feel some type of way

Release AKA on a CD.

BABY YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU all them things u'd do and the way u'd mooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeee seeeeeennnnnd meeeeeeeee cus ur my livin legeeeeeeeeeend GOT GUNS IN THE SUMMATIME N HOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOORSEEEEES TOOOOOOOOOOO ON THE EHHHHHHHHEEEEDGEEEEEE ALL THE THINGS U'D DOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOHLLLKAAHOOMAAAA HHHHMMMMMMMMMM

i usually don't like mvs anyways and all the videos from the past 2... 3...? eras have not been my favorite so i think i'm just going to ignore it and i KNOW all the other visuals will SERVE

The people on instagram editing the album cover....do what you want but there's no need to guys. The cover official album cover is actually pretty! lol I love the fan edits anyway! Beautiful too!

This is actually super cool that they’re doing a discount code for LB. We stan I feel even more likely that Lana herself has an account here lol

I have a feeling her and Neil did a whole photoshoot with different concepts for when she wants to change the album title again