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We all know its you, alexparliament

the fact that there are like 5 threads discussing lana’s behavior right now is so overwhelming

In this house we don't pass judgment on women's (or anyone's) bodies. She looked absolutely fine then, and does now, too. Like you could've just said she looks great rn but you felt the need to imply that you think she didn't look great before. Just no. Off you fuck.

you're on lanaboards

the way y'all could be streaming Cool On You by Mariah Carey rn but instead y'all r arguing about tbh idk what y'all r arguing about this is a lot of text </3

Oh, my God, Socrates! I love your work!

you’re here too lmao not the greek philosopher stan with a foot fetish getting brave

this whole thread i-

Why do grown men feel the need to talk about the bodies of successful women? It’s so inappropriate. Keep your dick in your pants and shut the fuck up

what is up with all these 5 post members coming in and talking about lana’s appearance like we haven’t established multiple times this year that is is inappropriate and in fact makes you a massive dick.

She's seducing us again and it works

( a non admin post) Excuse me. Can we all please remember this is a public site. I encourage more Lana fans to find and participate in this site. There is nothing wrong with having "controversial" opinions. There is nothing wrong with challenging those opinions. But when users resort to "F*** Off" and "F*** You" that only brings down the tone of the whole site and probably sends newer people taking their business elsewhere. People can disagree and not like each other and still be civil. Please make an effort. Thank you.

Gosh, you remind me so much of someone else ... who could that be ...

Came back to say Lana is stupid for wearing a glitter mesh mask to make it look like she cares when she doesn’t I still believe she wasn’t wearing a mask underneath in that fan photo from before, and it feels like this is further proof Chuck is stupid for saying that Lana tested negative; it doesn’t matter at all, she can get infected at any second at that event (and I would add that she’s helping spreading the virus if she wasn’t negative) Ben is just as clueless as we are when it comes to the album. “Soon” in August and “soon” yesterday. I was going to say earlier today that he probably tells us soon to keep up calm but I was too lazy to type it here. So I do it now instead. Whenever we hear “soon” in the future, I will take it as “I dunno??”. We’ve heard it far too many times and, honestly, it’s frustrating to hope for something “soon” when it’s months away. Ed was probably right when he said the album wasn’t done; Lana still hasn’t decided on the final track list. I’m massively disappointed in Lana... again. For, what, the 5th time this year? More? Sometimes I wonder why I support her... it would certainly be easier not to if her music wasn’t that good. I hope she adds Dealer now that she’s heard fans ask about it. I don’t want another Yosemite, please. I’m disappointed And lowkey mad peace out

I don't think she's dislikable at all. I think she's just dumb, which makes it hard to put up with her.

she’s on crack your honor....

WHY DOES SHE NOT WEAR A PROPER MASK WHEN SHE DOES AND MEET AND GREET BUT SHE DOES WHEN SHES RECITING POETRY ALONE IN HER CAR PLEEAASSEEEEE

"Look guys i wear real masks too" (while alone inside of a car)

Yeah she always does this when she knows everyone is mad

not even gonna quote the foot fetishist troll that's probabyl gonna start spamming scat soon. i'm all down for COVID shaming lana because she deserves it, i definitely will not stand for body shaming though. that's literally ridiculous, she's literally so beautiful in all weights, hair colors, body types, etc. even at the signing she looked extremely dumb but incredibly beautiful i actually hate it

this entire thread is a trainwreck, sorry, but this isn't about "false positivity" it's just about being a decent and kind human being. there's no reason why anybody needs to making any sort of critical comment about anybody's body.

I don't think her career is gonna be completely over but one thing is for sure she definitely permanently damaged her reputation and career this year. She's been getting herself in scandal after scandal, and it's not just petty silly scandals it's genuinely horrible, problematic stuff she's been doing. Dating a racially profiling cop, that Question for the Culture incident where she namedropped a bunch of (mainly black) women basically invalidating their struggles which further made a lot of people see her as a racist, and now this mask thing.. ugh

other than the titles and the name of the ep, there's nothing related to the baby themes. it's just irrational hate now. if you listened to the songs you would know that even if they seem related to school/baby stuff they're clearly not. i mean, notebook is about a breakup where she asks her ex boyfriend to write rules on his notebook to do better, i don't think notebooks are only child related. test me clearly isn't about school exams, but about being tested by the challenges of life brain & heart isn't even a baby related title and it's a song about a relationship between the two numbers is about being considered just a number (like the numbers on the music charts) in the industry by major labels glued, field trip, the bakery have nothing to do with children aesthetics or metaphors so maybe listen to the music before assuming things, it's not like i don't tolerate the hate or that i think everybody should like melanie, but if you have to criticize something at least do it with some brain and be constructive, end of the rant. stream after school ep.

Public safety shouldn’t really be performance art imo...not during a pandemic anyways. Maybe in a few years when the wounds have healed we can start being artsy with pandemic-era precautions.

i'd rather she didn't, because she wouldn't actually mean it - and regardless of that, the locals have already made their mind up about her, so it seems like a waste of energy

Sylvia... Jk. But God, that "sometimes I’m afraid my sadness is too big - and that one day, you might have to help me handle it" part always gets me.

so fucking weird bringing up her weight while everyone else is talking about her poor choice of a mask that put people and herself in danger... check your priorities please

Cute breakdoen. The fact of the matter is she had a perfectly healthy body in that Costco pic - guaranteed within her healthy weight range, if you wanna get technical (although even if she wasn't, that would be entirely HER business). Like who the fuck are you? Women don't exist to please you visually or otherwise. The vibes beginning with i really jumped the fuck out with you, huh? You worry about YOUR body and leave hers alone.

this doesn’t look like a safe distance to me at all girl

A good friend of mine (and fellow Lana stan) wrote a fun piece for Vice asking some poets what they thought of some of Lana's poems. "If Lana Del Rey were a Spice Girl, she’d be Literary Spice. In her ten-plus years in the public eye she’s made it pretty obvious that she reads books – or has at least heard of them. She is a bookshelf, as the meme goes, full of Nabokov and Bukowski and all of the other supposed red flags you should run from. She gets down to beat poetry. She’s been tearing around in her fucking nightgown, 24/7 Sylvia Plath. She sings the Body Electric. She is the Walt Whitman of the post-tumblr age, her internal metronome clicking to the clack of a 808 hi-hat." Read it here.

Yep she 100% knows what she's doing I'm still very afraid that she's gonna do QftC 2.0 but instead of announcing COCC's release date at the end, she'll announce she's scrapping it and retiring

LMAO called it The way she's wearing a mask to read a POEM in her car that's so passive-aggressive I LOVE it (I was sooooo afraid to watch this, I thought it was gonna be QftC 2.0)

it's this statement + the profile pic for me

She looks like an Old Hollywood star. I love how she's been styling her new hair this week (minus the mask).

Ma'am this is Lana Del Rey we're talking about

Her selfies just end me

oooo look at me i’m so edgy and against the grain against u simpletons har har ur all so butthurt wait this isn’t 4chan

That's funny because you certainly seem quite agitated, Alex

This isn't about you and how you view yourself or whatever the fuck. This is about you coming to a public site and implying that Lana's perfectly healthy-looking body was less than ideal based solely on YOUR opinion. Comments like yours are not harmless.

There are photos where she is standing literally skin to skin with some fans what are you on about?

This statement is where I stopped reading because you can guarantee no such thing for a variety of reasons. Bye.

I just don’t get why she did interview magazine and suddenly that mask was the cool thing to wear she wore proper masks literally since the first candid shot we got of her when the mask issue was placed...why switch up now idgi

Truly wish Twitter was the thing that people chose to cancel. That would be a win for the culture.

If you want to discuss her behavior, you're more than right but insulting her like some of y'all are doing says a lot about the people you are lmao Also, I didn't want to discuss on this (at least not on here) but it's pretty obvious there's no excuses you can make up for her. She was dumb by using that mask, jeopardizing other people's health. However, if you're criticizing her by such risky behaviors while being out there sucking random dick and making dick appointments then you should actually refrain from commenting on this. Hypocrisy is not a good look on anyone

ICU nurse in the covid unit and infection control, also finishing my masters in public health, hello!