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Social media dehumanizes and enables mob mentality. I'm glad Lanaboards is a relatively small platform with a vast majority of thoughtful people

and you really think you did something by posting this.... fuck off

thinking abt poor urine over your head

something i love about lanaboards is how tight-knit we are, we all share a friendship, it's such a welcoming community and it's just a very nice place to be

An insider apparently confirmed that Plastic Hearts was meant to be released on Friday as a buzz single but they chose Edge Of Midnight instead. Clever choice now that Midnight Sky is battling for #1 in the UK. However, the track length for track 2 showed up briefly on iTunes... So I'm guessing Plastic Hearts is track 2. I'm also gonna assume that due to the explicit tags, WTF Do I Know? is track 10. Meaning the album is shaping up like so... (I will update this post as more info about the tracklist is revealed) 01. 02. Plastic Hearts 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. Midnight Sky 08. 09. 10. WTF Do I Know? 11. 12. 13. Edge Of Midnight (Midnight Sky) feat. Stevie Nicks 14. Heart Of Glass [Live] 15. Zombie [Live]

THIS SHIT GOES SO HARD! I can't even. Such a talent.

Either you haven't heard Night Crawlin or you haven't listened to The Fame Monster... cos they are very very different

Across the street he stood and he played real good ---------‐-------------------------------------------------------- Now me, I play for fortunes For Free HAS to be on that damn album and definitely with the girls

Twitter trolls are such losers. If I can't stand a celebrity/artist (of which trust me, there are PLENTY ) I take every precaution to make sure I'm not reminded of their existence. Block mentions of their name on twitter, block their profile on twitter, block them on spotify so they don't play on song radio, block them on instagram, see fewer posts like this if they appear on instagram explore page. These people are so lame they are just so mad that they liked her/won't admit to themselves that they still enjoy her music because she no longer aligns with their fake performative liberal online persona it's so so lame. Herd mentality. These are the same people that were saying yaaass witch hexed trump 2 yrs ago. I've seen people be like "I'm embarrassed to listen to her" "I set my spotify activity to private when I listen to her". You're still listening to her!! You need to get over yourself.

Angels Like You was confirmed to be on the album by an insider in ATRL, I believe they said both Bad Karma and Night Crawling made the cut as well (I'm not 100% sure), also the two collabs, one with Dua and one with Mark Ronson

They’re saying pretty mean things like “tw//lana del ray”, “This made me jump”, “she is so hard to look at”, “she’s so ugly” (these last two are from people with Nicki Minaj profile pics so it sucks that Nicki’s fans are doing this), “I know she did not use her busted ass face as a reaction pic”, “spoiled milk”, “white women are the devil”, etc. ...it’s dehumanizing and rude and I can’t believe people tear other people down who are just living their life. They preach about kindness on Twitter but then immediately go and do this

At least put Midnight sky in there

screaming

LOL! I always interpreted that line to refer to her uterus, which is a symbol of femininity, fertility, child-bearing etc. The way I understood it was that her lover made her feel like a woman and that their relationship moved Lana to the point where she felt herself engaging with the most romantic aspects of womanhood, hence, the reference to her inner world (cosmos baking = universe forming) being how she deep in love she is. It could also be a play-on-words of the popular phrase, “butterflies in my stomach”, which people feel when they’re around someone they have a romantic/flirtatious connection with!

The IG clip with Kim kills me...

Songs for Lana to cover April Come She Will - Simon & Garfunkel (as well as The Boxer, El Condor Pasa and a studio version of Scarborough Fair) Suzanne - Leonard Cohen Me and Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin Hurt - Johnny Cash (I know it's not his original song but his rendition of it Lana could definitely do) L-O-V-E - Nat King Cole Spanish Harlem - Ben E. King Ghost Riders in the Sky - Johnny Cash You're So Vain - Carly Simon

am i the only one that really enjoyed that scrapped BLINK 182 song? since the tracklist is, currently, a complete shamble, i wouldn't mind her including it as a bonus

Listening to Marianne Faithfull this morning, it would be so perfect if Lana covered Rich Kid Blues or It's All Over Now Baby Blue, her voice is so perfect for it! And it would match the Mid-Western/folk aesthetic of COCC.

I would love if Lana covered the following songs. I also think they’d suit her so well since she’s referenced some, played some live herself, and they just really fit her sensibility already. House of the Rising Sun - various Scarborough Fair - Simon and Garfunkel Diamonds and Rust - Joan Baez Rainbow Road - Joan Baez For Free - Joni Mitchell Blue - Joni Mitchell Garden Party - Ricky Nelson Can’t Help Falling in Love - Elvis Presley I Fall to Pieces - Patsy Cline You are My Sunshine - Johnny Cash Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door - Bob Dylan Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette Jolene - Dolly Parton To Know Him is to Love Him - Phil Spector Rhinestone Cowboy - Glen Campbell Ventura Highway - America & George Martin Islands in the Stream - Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton Helplessly Hoping - Crosby, Stills & Nash Our House - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young So Far Away - Carole King I Talk to the Wind - King Crimson

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not to mention how hideous the fonts are, the inconsistencies with coloring and features (plastic hearts being pink (with no feature) but not edge of midnight, the lack of period at the end of edge of midnight's feature), the random way tracks 10-15 are smaller when if anything only the last 3 tracks are bonus content, and just how illegible this is... also imagine her actually scrapping bad karma after all this time LMAO fans would be so mad also justice for win some lose some

that vaginas are made of cake in the mealnieverse

The Lighthouse (2019) really is about two men struggling coming to terms with their blatant homosexuality for each other huh

idk what this lyric video is but the song being good will make up for it

imagine lana covering joni - california that song is so her

I just need Hate Me on there, It's too good. (also I hate that she's putting live songs on the album instead of recording them in the studio)

i just saw a "trend" of responding to every "shut up elizabeth" and "we know who u voted for" tweet with calling them a mad trumpie, the way they get FURIOUS and write huge paragraphs, theyre so braindead. the hypocrisy

imma get high n get snacks n then imma fuck up ur snatch

did she ever actually specify it was on the 25th? she probably just meant it will be "for christmas" meaning anytime around December

@SweetHenny profile pic vibes

All I have to say is her tagging Zach Dawes is giving me fucking life. I’ve been wanting more from them since California and Thunder. I feel like we are in for a treat! Plus her mentioning Patsy covers are a plus to me. Excited to be getting something while we wait for Chemtrails but seems like could be very good covers project.

cover of hymn by Michael Jones & He will raise you up on eagles' wings Bear you on the breath of dawn Make you to shine like the sun & hold you in the palm of his hand

I just made this cover for Hate Me

Vacation ...I actually wanted to travel a lot this year but then miss cocorona came

I love the audio book and her poetry but I never understood what she meant with "inside of my stomach the cosmos are baking" in Quiet Waiter Blue Forever....When my stomach feels like a cosmos is baking inside of me I better stay close to a bathroom cause other wise ....but I guess that’s not what Lana meant ....

Ultraviolence

Well, not to be on your side this time but I remember that I think B4U said she did record it at one point, and maybe it's true since WGFU was supossed to be only a live scrapped song and you now know there were indeed two versions of it so...

seeing people get so mad about a picture is hilarious to me like...why are you so pressed who tf hurt you

don't worry, if protest size could undermine our peaceful transition of power, the Women's March in 2017 would've ended Trump's chances of being sworn in right then and there. People are hyped up right now because of the election, by January most people will shrug and move on--regardless of which side they're on right now. You overestimate the American's people ability to be enraged at just one thing for more than a couple days lol.

Cover album. Chemtrails.

The possibility of the album actually being called “American Standards and Classics” made me think how cute it would be if she went super 50s with the title and made it something like “Lana Del Rey sings Americana Favorites!”

Ikr you’re so right, the amount of hypocrisy that breathes on that stupid bird app is unreal. If you can’t say something nice, then don’t say anything at all - that’s the best thing to do, in my opinion.

It just perplexes me that most of the people on stan Twitter are teens/young adults who, with the influence and inclusivity of Internet culture, you would think would be accepting of others, understanding of people, and kind as a means to combat the hatred in the world, as that’s what their collective values are broadcasted to be, but this just fuels said hatred it is quite sad and I hope culturally we move away from that.

Oh my GOD!! Our girl is doubling down that this Standards album is real AND she sang the hymn of our new president elect- honestly....gettin a little emotional...I fuckin love to see it. Let's go Lana. Let's go our Queen. We are all here for it, no trying to deny.

Psycho Lovers & Dressed In Mistakes are both... excellence. Her work with Robopop is underrated. Imagine a Dollhouse Album (w/ the songs from this old post) Dollhouse Carousel Dead To Me Bittersweet Tragedy You Love I Dressed In Mistakes Psycho Lovers Night Mime A Thousand Words

Where is it??