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lustforlife found dead. It's my turn to be the queen of the fake insiders!

Wait, am I the lanaboards insider?

I'm so mad & angry rn guys. This could be her most streamed year on Spotify ever & she isnt even doing anything 😭🙏😭🙏

plastiscguy best insider

the single cover leaked too omgggg

the a.i gods have spoken… ldr9 will be like born to die with a hint of ultraviolence these look like box sets… interesting

this is really so deep ... the plastic upon her fingertips reminds her of those trips to the grocery store.. when he was there. now she uses paper bags

omg LDR9 album cover leaked

Come one, come all, to this tragic affair! We're starting a book club! So, I'm going to post a survey each time we finish a book and we'll pick the next one!! Maybe we'll do like 50-100 pages per week, I don't want to exclude anyone if they read slower than someone else. Also, there's a good source for ebooks if you can't afford to buy books or don't live near a library (libgen), check reddit for the official link (since it's technically piracy, I don't want to link it here) I know @DeadSeaOfMercury is interested, if you're interested please post here and you can join us!! Please fill out this survey! https://form.jotform.com/222215483579057 Please suggest books here! So far, it looks like people are pretty much interested in everything, so please submit your suggestions!!! For the first book, we'll be reading

We need Dealer + Cola bridge + MDM live energy. I need my eardrums obliterated

I really hope the album cover isn’t black and white, color please.

neither Born To Die or Paradise are overproduced

I think some big Lana account made a thread recently with all the "leaked" info about the album (from that big list from that website) and now it's all over twitter and IG. They probably saw the post someone made transcribing it here and thought they were the actual source. It's always funny reading "according to Lanaboards insiders" in big update Lana accounts

the plastic bag is a metaphor for the truth bc they were holding hands and now they're not anymore. so it's like when the venn diagram splits, where do the groceries go? the dinner times are different

I love how most “LDR9 leaks” these days are basically keywords taken out from this whole thread: deep vocals, orchestra, surfy, not too much piano, honeymoon production, psychedelic, jazzy, cinematic, etc. It’s like a competition to get the most attention by knowing what people want

The way at least Your Time to Cry, Born Again, Confession and All She Wants are career highlights even the title track (even if tacky) is terribly catchy wtfff the label did her dirty

messing around with AI, and this is how i always roughly envisioned the COCC cover to look like.

Didn't that rumor come from here, actually? cause I remember one Brazilian account posted the same, claiming that the info came from a LanaBoards "insider"

This got 7 likes but why did the majority trash Every Rule… imo that is one of AG’s most beautifully produced songs.

Jenny jumped into the pool She was swimming with Nikki Lane

the way we can say she's gonna collab with idk miranda cosgrove and the twitter girlies are still gonna post it as solid information

I bought a bottle of her wine today! I got the Prosecco Rosé, and the bottle is absolutely adorable. It’s covered in hearts, and there’s a little surprise message under the foil wrap covering the cork. I went into it taste blind, as I usually only do prosecco in mimosas. It’s rather dry, but I guess that’s normal given what spirit it is. Definitely a taste i can get used to, i think!

blind date on a choosday...........

LMFAOOOO

no it’s shit tbh my only skip on the album

If she brings out an album like chemtrails again I fear the album streams won’t even make much of a difference. Give us UV 2.0 and become the #1 girl in music Lana…..

On Sunday, Lana Del Rey met a fan while out shopping in California. She later posted selfies on her honeymoon Instagram story of her trying on a pair of jeans during her shopping trip.

Me omw to post that LDR9 is a fully jazz album titled "Scat Attack" and see if the Twitter "insiders" believe it

Ugh, N1Ayes Vroom Vroom was and always will be iconic but N1A truly kickstarted so much

YAAAAAAAS I'm joining!!!!! I'm an English and German literature & language graduate student so this is my gig!! however I'm awfully slow at reading and I definitely need to read much much more than I do so this is seems like an amazing opportunity!! Can't wait! ❤️❤️ We could do some Lana-inspired works, i.e. things she references in her songs. My definite recommendation to everyone is to read T.S. Eliot's Four Quartets in full ("Burnt Norton" interlude from Honeymoon)- Lana only did the opening line in the interlude but the whole thing is amazing and my favorite poem in the world. I also wanted to read something by Sylvia Plath but never got around to do it. And I remember I started reading The Sun Also Rises by Hemingway (referenced in Money Power Glory) but it was boring.And I've had Lolita on my read list for years but also never started lol. I'm sure there's more Lana literature references but can't remember now. Anyways that's just a suggestion - I'll do my best to get into anything we decide to read, however the only thing I don't really like is the horrors and Edgar Allan Poe type of stuff, but I'll try anything

I really wanted to start reading more so this might actually help me

But under almost no condition should YA be allowed. I don’t want us to be snobs but we should have some standards. Also it would be cool if we got to most of rhe books lana references in her work ( this has its own thread)

this is such a cool idea! I used to read so much during my teens and I completely lost motivation to read and can't focus like I did before so maybe a book club would help me get back to reading so I'll try! submitted

So who’s reading Im Glad My Mom Died by Jeanette McCurdy?

Peach Fuzz on my Fingertips From the Plastic Bag That is LA , out Sept 14th . 12 Tracks. All swelling ambient acoustic with some unique drum patterns after the bridges of a few songs. Only one song has 808s and the final track is a cover of The House That Built Me by Miranda Lambert

me every time sky ferreira posts

sky very obviously romanticizes it, it's not like humans aren't inherently selfish and toxic to each other. i'm sure she's aware, she talked about staying in relationships past their expiration date out of loyalty. there wouldn't be great poetry and art if there wasn't " toxic " relationships. anyway, i pray for ( rain ) lossless leaks

Someone on another forum said they heard the song but didn't think she was going to release it (so they were surprised when the W Magazine interview came out). Maybe the song is very personal... or maybe it's not good

the Lana AI agrees w u bae maybe ur on to something.. don't know why miss AI took the title text book though

if this album’s lead single is “peach fuzz”, the lead single for the country will be “peach cobbler”, they’ll be sister songs!

The peach is going to be ruined by the time it comes out

Peach Fuzz single incoming

Waiting for that account to be right about Lana already. But sure I'll take it! This (probably) fake water to this Sahara dryness does taste good

I see the name Lana tho . Counts for me

So from what I heard this album is actually pretty good and it seems like her management/label really botched the era with the timing, lead single choice, and overall rollout, which is refreshing. I had lost faith in her for a moment but it just seems that her label is hoarding her hits.

Kim, Charli, and Sky should get together and make a song called “Fuck Labels” a song about having labels forced onto them, but also how record labels fucked them up

didnt know perfection could be improved using this artwork since the leak batch and its amazing.

I did (here’s an updated and refined version of it) and here’s another one I made, inspired by our truly’s @Nightmare (ty)