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i did an album concept. that's the vibes i get from the title. hope u like it

lets sum up the evidence: - Lana said in november shes working on 2 albums - in insta video in january she said "tearing people down sometimes discourages people from moving on onto the next project, but thank god i already know what im doing, im not going anywhere" - in recent interview (probably taken in january) Ben said shes working on two albums and that she has a title in her mind - she tweeted a rock emoji in february - actually announced it in a whole new post with a cover art (unlike cocc) - tapmusic liked the post - she announced one day after cocc so she must be dying not to say anything about this for a long time - the article she shared was from january so theres a possibility she was planning this announcement since january

The way album ROCK Candy Sweet will contain only piano ballads

JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE KIND ARTICLES LIKE THIS ONE AND FOR REMINDING ME THAT MY CAREER WAS BUILT ON CULTURAL APPROPRIATION AND GLAMORIZING DOMESTIC ABUSE. I WILL CONTINUE TO CHALLENGE THOSE THOUGHTS ON MY NEXT RECORD ON JUNE 1 TITLED ROCK CANDY?SWEET

What I hope we'll get: - Zach Dawes as the producer - A more raw energy - Interesting instrumentals with e-guitars & well-arranged drums - Dealer - Good visuals - Release on June 1 2021 What I fear we'll get: - Jack Antonoff - a bunch of slow ballads - lifeless instrumentals - another terrible, low-effort Coverart - release on May 25 2022

Okay wait.. was I really the only one who announced this?? Like, did this never end up getting announced by Lana team too? A LanaBoards exclusive fr, ya heard it here first.. and only here xx

Say what you want but I love how she went from “I’m kinda happy” to “I want revenge” in less than 24 hours

If she deletes the IG post then we riot at dawn

I got it; 10+27+13+60+98+3= 211 2021 is the year 1 is the date the album is released and there are 6 numbers that led to 211 so... 21-1-6 2021, 1st of June

71 days 72 midnights

its highly possible that she got vinyls of rock candy sweet pressed with COCC, which could be the reason for the initial delay last year

Not to sound dramatic but I would actually kill myself

from the mojo interview: if the mojo interview was done in late december, it's probable that she started working on RCS in early november, "felt something brewing" throughout december, january, etc. and then finalized RCS in early march... june 1st delusion is strong today

Well, we know: - COCC was finished last summer. Around that time she already had Dealer and wasn't sure whether she'd put it on COCC or not. - In November, she tweeted she was currently working on two albums. - In January, she gave the Music Weekly interview that was published this month, where she already had an album title in mind that summed up "the last 18 months" (Rock Candy Sweet). Her managers confirmed she was working on two albums then, too, but we all found this out just a few days ago. - In January, after the Annie Mac interview, she said a few days after giving the Music Weekly interview that she already knew what she was doing next. - Last month, she and her brother both posted 'rock' emojis before deleting. - She announced the new album today. So as far as we know, it could have been in the works as early as Summer 2020, and will be released around a year later, but now only a few months after COCC. I'm not going to read into deleting the (messy) IG stories as long as the announcement post itself is still up. Tap Music liked the IG post, too, so they know about the album.

Wait guys hold on. Y‘all remember this? Albums release on Fridays (usually), right? Let‘s see when the next June 1st is a Friday: *x-files theme starts playing*

The fact that we've been stuck in the constant pre-release state since NFR pre-relese The never-ending circus cycles

guys, so, i was digging in the source code and i found something really suspicious. first of all, there's some shit about an hamburguer and i don't know what this means and then, i saw that a "channel" was created like 30 minutes ago and it remains untitled please, the TIC pros just help me out

the best ones lost their minds

got my fortune read. they have different ones but my friend got the same one

This was a lot to take in but yes bestie

so a traditional lana release

This is her villain arc, one she's been building up to for a long time. Ramble incoming

uh helloooooo new merch. stack vinyls to make a burger obviously I'll take one burger! thank you #burgercandysweet

I want RCS to sound like this

This has almost more pages than the post-release thread

Many major publications have talked about RCS imagine how awkward it would be if this album were a joke

The ‘Rock Candy Sweet’ insert on the selfie announcement has to have been planned before she used it yesterday there’s too much thought into it. That was a pre-planned logo she was waiting to use for announcing the album. The font was likely created along with the COTCC initial promo (the red font with the rose that was on her merch). It has the same vibes. Super fancy exaggerated font, with roses she’s been planning this it’s coming so soon

Us to COCC last night

Lana pulling up at the critics’ addys - “I want revenge”

Chile! The gays and gals are just trying to have fun luv.

Dramatic stans during every era: maybe she’s retiring Lana: *announces new album one day after releasing her record*

I say she goes fully nude for the album cover

why do i actually believe its coming in june

But ldrvillage didn’t even post about the event on their IG skkk like to my awareness, no one ending up announcing it except me. So, to all the people I see there having a great time including my ex and her friends who dislike me don’t ever say I did nothing for you. You’re very welcome xxxx

BTD = NFR (iconic, successful, nobody will forget it) paradise = COCC (a much needed and beautiful interlude) UV = RCS (anger, pain, intensity, a big fuck you) i've figured it out

she started working on it around the end of cocc and said jack wasn’t available to finish cocc with her, he can’t possible have started rcs if he wasn’t available then so he probably doesn’t work on this (or not as a sole producer at least)

Wait... if the album is supposed to come out in June she must have submitted the album already because the Vinyl needs 3 months to get pressed

Lana will be dragged by the critics after 2 soft acclaimed albums but do we care? No! We want revenge

I can’t believe y’all are saying “she’s learned her lesson from COTCC” as if she hasn’t given flat out wrong dates since “Ultraviolence out May 1st”

I'd really like this album to have a darker/ more alternative-rock influenced sound in the vein of California/Thunder/Your Girl paired with the angry energy she had on In My Feelings

I just feel like we have 75 pages of discussion of something that doesn't even exist

my predictions - the album will be completely/largely produced by Zach Dawes - Dealer will be on here - "Grenadine Quarantine" and "If this is the end I want a boyfriend" were possibly made with Zach Dawes and could be on this record - the genres are mainly California Rock and Country Rock but it's still Lana's way - the title is inspired by "Rock Candy" by Montrose, a Californian hard rock band - other inspirations include The Rolling Stones, especially the record "Sticky Fingers" that includes songs like Brown Sugar and Wild Horses - we were given a taste of the Country Rock side of the record on the song "Dance Till We Die" - Breaking Up Slowly wasn't the last collaboration with Nikki Lane Edit: I think her brother Charlie will do a lot of the visuals for this album (interview mag video & beans vibes) insta thots?

Can we talk about how good the vocals on this album are

maybe after the january controversy she was so pissed she went to the studio and recorded 15 songs in one night

If we get another bunch of ugly artworks, uninspired visuals and low-effort packagings I blame all of the sycophants who pretend that the NFR triple video was good, call the LMLYLAW coverpic cute and say that the CoCc artwork is not trash.

rock candy sweet is gonna be so hyperpop fiona apple california jazzy ultraviolence mazzy star erotica folktronica 80's ultraviolence arca disco

i still didnt even receive any of my cocc physical copies

Y'all are projecting way too much on Lana lmao. The accusation of Lana tokenizing her "non white friends" can easily be dismissed by saying that you are actually the one(s) tokenizing their presence in her life. It's absolutely ridiculous. It's also actually kinda worrisome to me that as soon as you see someone "non-white" around her it makes you think that the relationship here is phony? It says more about you and your vision of the world than it does about Lana's tbh. Anyway, can these little perfomative activists/virtue signalers and others just stop writing these inflamatory and ridiculous articles about her like? This doesn't do anything other than gaslighting Lana and some of her fans. They are seriously overestimating the influence they have here. Still can't believe this bitch accused Lana of overlooking the gentrification of New York in 'Brooklyn Baby' or that she culturally appropriated French braids... sis come on. Her reaction to Lana calling her out speaks volume to me, she loves the attention.

imagine if she was trolling and expected us all to understand but after seeing us take it so seriously she’s rushing into the studio to actually make and release an album in 73 days to not piss us off again