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tbf he likes anything/anyone who tags him. he liked me saying he deserves to get his dick sucked once

the things i'd do for lana to recreate this photo

DNC = Disco Noir City, according to reliable insider YourGirl666

It's 2030, Lana just released her 18th album and Yes To Heaven (Mike Dean demo) finally leaks

Manifesting another 6, 7 or 8 minutes long song on LDR 9 Also manifesting DNC to be a 6 minute long masterpiece with alot of E- Guitar, pyschedelic influences & some screaming parts

I really need Cola energy for the next album

Lana and Mike have definitely worked on more songs. WFWF's production alone deserves a Grammy. If the theories are true and he's the main producer on LDR9, I truly believe she is right in saying it will be better than Blue Banisters

lanaboards speculating if lana & mike dean have worked together besides wfwf when in reality they've already recorded 100+ songs

The fact that she knows about the effect she has on us and goes and does something so cryptic…… Hope it’s new music hope it’s soon

I'm more of a Cherry/Cinnamon rat, but yes to more cinematic bops! we need sexy/angry Paradise/HM vibes!

imagine having songs like off to the races + terrence loves you + hope is a dangerous thing + text book in your discography songwriter of the decade

Agreed! If he really is the main producer, I’m so interested to see what the record will sound like! I doubt she’d reach out to Mike Dean for a record with sparse production absent of synths—he’s literally called the “synth goat.” Don’t get me wrong: I’m sure we’ll see some WFWF-esque tracks, but I’m anticipating something very different than BB and COCC if she follows through with him. I’d love to hear Lana’s take on the first minute of this track. It gets a bit too techno(?) for my tastes after 1:30, but I find the first bit really cool! I’d love trippy stream of consciousness & synth siren vibes for LDR9

I don't know if it's popular or unpopular, but each album had the right music at the right time. I like every song and every album as they are.

Welcome to the Do Nothing Club If this is it, I'm signing off Miss doing nothin' the most of all

DNC: Do Not Call

Manifesting another provocative sultry bop in this album

Can we get some artpop 2 tracks

Random words I associate with Lana for the DNC thing: D: Diamonds, Dont, Demos, Do, Deadly, Death, Daytona, Daddy, Dynasty, Del, Delicious. N: Idk cause it depends on D and C. Maybe Not or Never. C: Covers, Country, Crack (double meaning), Culture, Cocaine, Cum, Came, Club, County, California, Chemtrails. Maybe we can do a collective list and then use AI to get all the combinations

everybody MOVED

I wonder how much is already done and thought out about the new album. We know she has some songs (and she recently acknowledged the album as a whole, meaning she has a good chunk already written or even recorded) but we know how Lana likes to tease things even if they are still far so who knows

oh say can you see, pawn shop blues, & yayo... folk magnum opuses... taste!

i'm in the mood for anotha BIOYL demo leaking

Manifesting one song being sexy 90s R&B jam

this could mean nothing, but Mike Dean liked this tweet..

i’m so sick of these coquette tiktok lolita faceswap lana stans thinking their aka cd they bought off discogs for a stupid price that steals work from graphic designers is real. like it actually frustrates me. you open the comments and people say things like ‘there were only a few copies made, and they were given out at gigs.’ that’s literally not true. you really believe one of those copies found it’s way to some foreign country and over a decade later that person decided to sell it? like oh my god it’s so annoying and so clearly fake and sorry for the rant but these people ANNOY me so much. the new wave of fans that listen to her pitched unreleased, romanticise all this unhealthy shit, rip off Lizzy Grant’s persona and post those horrid faceswaps of 2008-2011 lana are a literal disease https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8vejVTA/ this isn’t an attack on this tiktokker im sure she’s nice and she might not suit the criteria i described above about the coquette subculture i haven’t checked her page

HQ leak when???

Truly career highlights

I always listened to it in bad quality but finally I downloaded it in better quality & I'm enjoying A.K.A so much more now I can't believe it took me almost 6 years Oh Say Can You See, Pawnshop Blues & Yayo are my favourites by far, so beautiful I'm quite obsessed with the majority of the album recently & Gramma hits different recently

Disco Narcotic Classics (serve 70s/80s club bby) Desirable Nightmare Crystals Dizzy Noir Crack (AKA 2.0? What you think? @Surf Noir) Dynasty Native Chick Deadly Ninety Club (revive 90s r&b/hip-hop/trip-hop/electronic/psychedelia/rock, Lana) Diamond Nobody Carred (yuh, she's underrated in industry) Daytona's Nectar Candy Diamonds Not Cherries

Can we get Princess Die studio version? Fr, I need at least a clean sounding version to cry to this Christmas. We got IWBWU, why can't we get this too?

Just to lighten up the mood, here's a joke Miley posted on Instagram last night about Lana. I thought it was a pretty good dad joke: Hope Lana is doing well and to all the dicks who were being disrespectful in her comments: FUCK YOU!

Good Ones FINALLLYYYY hitting top 40 on pop radio after two months omfg y’all bitches better get requesting! SNL this week too… yup yup yup

i need some really sad, in her feelings songs on this album i want to bawl my eyes out

This is not a song I can just listen to. It hits me too hard. But I think it may be time for listen.

Been thinking about this song continually for weeks now. Quite a beautiful surprise to see this thread popping up.

So are we finally getting the mixtape?

excited

Chemtrails was crowned the best song of 2021 by Miss Slant Magazine. https://www.slantmagazine.com/music/the-50-best-songs-of-2021/?fbclid=IwAR0CQS6AFodHEeCM_HNW9oyKfYB_TnYnmMkYUyuQPHhGB25T7cOWMN_UJWw

i don't know anything about make-up but you have beautiful eyes!

Just received this from Platenzaak NZ, still haven’t received any notice from her Canadian store that I also ordered a card from - Dear Customer, We are writing again to advise that unfortunately we have experienced a delay in receiving the signed artcards / poster that was part of your order. We had hoped to receive these by now however, this is not the case and is now likely going to be in the New Year and we will ship these as soon as they land. We are very sorry for the delay. Many thanks, Customer Services Met vriendelijke groet/Kind Regards, ============================ Klantenservice Merchandise&Entertainment

these combos won't make much sense lol and i'm so convinced it's diamonds never crack but adding to this bc it's fun D: dew, day/daytime/daylong, dad, diet, dizzy, dummy, denim, disco, daddy, daphne, devoted, downtown N: noir, notorious, normal/normality, noon, nectar, nocturnal, narcotic, nebula/nebulous, nausea, native, nobody, nation, nightgown, netizen, nightcap, nineteen, narcissus, night/nightlife, nightmare, nite, niece C: classics, crystals, cinema, cove, coke/cola, coast, cherry, canyon, cash, city, candy, casette(girl)

I wish we knew the idea that her management said she’s wanted to do for years.. If it’s a surprise drop, there’s really no telling how far she’s gotten, especially with her wishes for privacy in her work! If I remember correctly, Lana mentioned COVID restrictions affecting COCC, so I figure she’s probably more inclined to be in the studio with restrictions being lifted or lessened in many places. I almost find it hard to believe she’d only work with Mike Dean once (especially with his “future work” comment), but I dunno. I feel that it’s more than possible they could’ve worked on LDR9 without us knowing. Hm..

CATHOLIC PSYCHEDELIC SYNTH FOLK CONFIRMED

That's what is weird to me too. The worst part is that they did not even tell me that the Lana cards are cancel for me! I had to ask them myself why it is taking so long and they replied by telling me actually, we don't have any. Why not send an email out to everyone who ordered? Why do the customer have to reach out themself to find out it's not going to ever arrive? Not going to buy from her store again for these kinds of items. Seems all the stores had issues, all different issues, but still issues. German store/Bravado

visiting france/italy/literally any beautiful location in this world while listening to honeymoon sounds like a complete dream

the dn collection

i'm dying at people still being shocked by her red carpet outfit like have you guys even been paying attention to her fashion sense over the years. it could and realistically should have been so much worse. no one ever loved lana for her fashion except maybe for like 10 mins in 2011-2012 where she was being styled insanely specifically. she's always been eclectic and wild which is why i was so shocked she pulled out a dress and heeled boots for this and was hyping her up sm, bc lana fashion standard is just not the same expectation level as other mainstream celebs lol. ppl need to calmm down

:banisters:

My BB merch came in last night It fits really oversized though, i got a medium and i thought it was a extra large I really like it its so cute, did expect it to be a lighter blue but its still really cute

Yo they can keep Text You Pictures. I really care for Out of Control full, her Quicksand demo, Princess Die, and ARTPOP Act II. Now THOSE would be leaks. And any song from the original sound that she was going for before making Joanne, that photo with RedOne of the vampires in the night or whatever shit really caught my attention.