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Shut ur nasty mouth

i'm so sorry yall but i believe in every word of this OMGGGG

I suggest that we use this silence for dialogue with God. Hi God, this is LB user COCC. I know we don't hear each other often. And I know you've already screwed up wisdom teeth, climate change and human propensity for war. But here's the deal: I was wondering if you could use your superpowers to get Lana Hollywood re-recorded and released with LDR9? In return, I will make fewer jokes about the clearly and scientifically proven immaculate conception of Mary. And I will no longer refer to my leather sandals as Jesus sandals. If you accept this deal, please give me absolutely no sign. In the name of the Father, the Son and the children of destiny Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle, Amen.

i feel like if the album is jazz, blues, & alternative rock, it would be quite popular honestly anything she’ll put out will be popular

“not popular”

im choosing to believe every word of this

CUZ WHEN I PULL UP AND STEP OUT I SHINE

having 2 separate songs called hot girl and hot in it at the same time is the most charli xcx thing ever

Haha! If the description is right, those genres are some of my faves… i think Lana has always had jazz in mind for her career anyways…

i think when she finally drops the single, we will have to wait a year for the album to come out later norman teas

DNC gives me the same vibe as "insider tea". I have in front of my eyes dark, spooky aesthetics and beach, summer-y, surfy aesthetics at the same time. Hope my delulu, intuition and this person are right

call him Kate Bush cause he's making a deal with god

january 2021 was gay history

Dunno why the thread was re-opened teebs we’re just going in circles as always. At this point it’s not even worth typing essays over it (especially from those who say they don’t care about her) because really it’s all been said before. Sky is Sky and she won’t change anytime soon, people are giving too much energy all over a flop video we would’ve all seen no more than twice anyway. Let’s all just go outside, soak up the sun, grab a cold drink, etc. If and when something materializes then speculating will be fun again

The end on July feels like a very good time for Miss Del Rey to announce something.

I don't trust these twitter insiders

i remember some insider saying that she was experimenting with a lot of different styles and genres of music, and recorded multiple collabs including one that they really wanted her to release, i wonder if it's still plausible

im a bitch girl

i’m a bitch girl this whole song feels like a tribute to the 2015-2018 sophie/charli era

When she releases ‘CRASH: The Hot & Sweaty Edition’ featuring Hot In It, Hot Girl and Sweat

The unpopular albums are usually the best ones. Also jazz and alternative rock? I wouldn't mind. ...not that I believe any of these "insiders" but that's the best description so far imo

here they go again… Needless to say that they omitted any update on the « she is coming this month ».

well the good news is, personally, i think i've discovered the wait doesn't feel so bad this time around.

I wish I could believe we're going to get some big change in the sound of LDR9, but unless it's by a really conscious effort on her part, I don't see it happening. Hopefully, I'm wrong.

Remember when he got this: Or the strangers from Twitter waiting for Lana outside of a funeral service

I said thank you but not to you

Lana Del Rey has been granted a TRO (temporary restraining order) against a stalker named Eric Everardo who visited her residence, stole her car, contacted her siblings, and left a disturbing note. This is Lana’s second TRO she has been granted this year, having a previous one in January against a different stalker named Janeen Lee Stratton who also visited her residence multiple times. Lana Del Rey claims she has a stalker on her hands, one that's very interested in her car as well -- this according to LDR herself, who just got court-ordered protection against this guy. The singer was granted a temporary restraining order in Los Angeles County, where she claims she's been getting harassed by some guy named Eric Everardo -- who she says has visited her home on at least 2 occasions ... and allegedly jacked a vehicle there too. In the docs, obtained by TMZ, Lana says Everardo first visited her residence without permission in February of this year ... when she claims he made off with one of her rides, a Jaguar, and was eventually criminally charged for that. That wasn't the end of it though. Lana goes on to claim Everardo came back to her crib earlier this month and left a bag at her gate with a disturbing letter inside relaying his desire to see her again. LDR claims he also texted her sister a couple times between February and July, but it's unclear how he got her number. In any case, Lana says she doesn't know this man and fears for her safety, and the safety of her family members. A judge signed off on the TRO and set a hearing on the matter for next month. Everardo, in the meantime, has to stay at least 100 yards away from Lana and her sister and brother ... and can't make any attempt to contact them. Del Rey's request for a restraining order was filed on July 14. In it, she requested protection for her sister, as well as her sister's fiancé and her brother. It is unclear if her brother had any contact with the alleged stalker. The songstress made it clear in her application that she had 'no relationship whatsoever' with Everardo, whom she described as a 'stalker.' She accused him of inflicting 'emotional distress' on her, and she noted that she did not know if he owned firearms. Included in Del Rey's request was a screenshot of a text message allegedly sent to her sister by Everardo. It appeared to include a picture of a Rubik's cube, though additional text in the image was cut off. The alleged stalker also appeared to have sent his location to her sister, which she passed on. The note allegedly left for Del Rey by Everardo was also included. It appeared to refer to her as 'Princess Charming,' along with her full legal name. A first page of paper included other difficult-to-decipher scrawls, though Everardo appeared to refer to himself as a 'King,' which was accompanied by a drawing of a crown and a heart. 'My f***ing apology letter...' he continued. 'Hi I'm Eric. I'm very f***ing MAD & I do not know how I am alive still but I'am [sic],' he wrote before adding a smiley face and more tiny hearts. 'I whole Heartedly apologize for my stupid and wrongful doing and behavior/Actoions [sic].' He didn't appear to specify which actions he was apologizing for. Another note, apparently dated July 7, said, "let's DO Music,' and the other side said, 'I DON'T know how to write a lettter/letter of apology but her is iz my [sic],' followed by what appeared to be his phone number. Included in the documents were screenshots from Everardo's since-deleted Instagram account, on which had had apparently posted photos of Del Rey's stolen Jaguar to his Stories, while noting that the car belonged to her in his caption. 'Ready 4 sunshine or rainstorm,' he wrote, followed by a flurry of emojis. In documents apparently provided by Del Rey's security company, an investigator noted that the Toyota Camry that was filmed on her property belonged to Raul Everardo, the alleged stalker's father. Eric subsequently gave the investigator and phone call and shared his Instagram handle, though he noted that it had been deleted. However, the investigator said he found the screenshots of Del Rey's car after they 'resurfaced.' The security investigator claimed to have seen Eric Everardo driving the stolen Jaguar near his home later in the document. After he left his home again that night in the stolen Jaguar, the investigator called the police, who arrested Everardo during a felony car stop at a McDonald's in Culver City. Also included in the documents was what appeared to be a student transcript for the accused stalker. Another page claimed that Everado had requested personal items left inside the Jaguar, including his 'personal keychain' and an AirPods charging case with his name written on it. One photo appeared to show the bag allegedly left by Everardo hanging from the intercom by he gate to the property, and it appeared to have been left with an array of toy fruit. In a declaration, Del Rey reiterated that Everardo 'scares' her, as he had found her residence despite her not declaring it. A timeline provided by Del Rey claimed that Everardo's first trespassing incident was on February 17, when he allegedly stole her Jaguar. He then allegedly sent a text message to her sister on February 25. On July 5, the document claims that he parked at a neighbor's house and asked them if Del Rey lived nearby, before dropping off the bag, which allegedly included the apology note, along with a copy of his student transcript. Case Files:

Lana's always been super popular, but the past year or so she's really skyrocketed because of her music's presence on TikTok (for better or for worse). It'll be interesting to see how that impacts how her music is received going forward, especially see we already somewhat saw it with the Blue Banisters release and Dealer getting popular. I'm also still thinking about Lana's trips to New York and Italy this year and how that'll play into the album

I had a dream she announced the single for end of august on a pizza. W pizza toppings. It was like 9/8 or something which was good but i think maybe i was just hungry. Pizza for later it is!

I just don’t understand what is stopping her from going rogue? Like if capital has wasted so much of her time, isn’t there something she can do? I know that’s probably a very naive question but like it just seems that this is getting to the point where she needs to take some kind of action or she’s never going to have a career of any kind. And I need her to have a career, everything she puts out is perfection and people eat up her iconic indie grunge pop queen vibe. I need something to happen, we are so close I feel

Charli got my 32 y/o straight male ass like “…lipgloss on AND I LOOK GOOOOOOOODDD”

Cape God and her 2 collXtions + Cry Baby are amazing albums but I don't think their styles match at all. I think it's the same with Marina, great artists but they get grouped together cause they are from the tumblr era but they are too different for it to work

I don't care about UV 2.0. I'm worried about her safety.

I thought she finally had put a restraining order on Dat1guitarplayer, who also loves standing in front of her home and driving by it. I think it's time for Lana to move back to New York, buy a nice apartment in one of those luxurious buildings in Manhatten and have 24 hour 7 days a week doormen in front of the building. She would be a million times safer and nobody would be stepping foot or driving by her home. Her cars would also be well protected within the building's own parking lot. Too many people know where she lives. This Eric guy isn't the only creep creeping around her home. This isn't going to be the last time something like this happens. A piece of paper isn't exactly a sure way to keep a person away especially when they are nuts. She really needs to get out of LA. Edit: Where the hell was Tex and Mex in all this? They are German Shepards, which are known to be super protective of their humans. lol

The Selfish Girl to Hot Girl to Hot In It pipe line…

This mf was born in 2001?

AGAIN???????? LEAVE HER ALONE

I hate how Lana is always dealing with this kind of shit.

The ‘her label is stopping her’ they are not stopping her, It’s because she wants more money for music videos and promotion and won’t accept no. So she sulks and doesn’t do anything, and capitol let her rot because she’s a small fish to them.

Sirens, Needle & Thread, Fingers Crossed, Void, Tunnel Vision, Garden and Dragon's Blood beg to disagree. While they don't have the essence of Cry Baby (which I'm glad btw), they are very catchy and well written, and cohesive between each other, indicating there is already a pretty clear vision on what's next for her career/sound/themes/character/whatever, and I'm glad to see there's some detachment from the Cry Baby character (I still feel these quite, er, part of a visual story, but more intricate than CB tbh). For what it's worth, I'll be more than fine if she closes that chapter already. CB was great as a debut album and is still her best work to date but I think it's time for a change. After School is a proof of that, to me those songs are way better written as they feel more outside of the CB character box, and it was a right move. Test Me, Numbers, Field Trip being the best imo. I'd say the songs I mentioned at the beginning, plus Death, Færie Soirée and Maze, must be finished and included in MM3, as they all show an evolution in her character and, most important, her career as an artist.

I’ve reread it a couple of times… and I must say it could sound true. There are a lot of specifics in the descriptions and the number of tracks that are mastered… Either that guy knows something or he has a very vivid (and realistic) imagination.

i was just listening to hollywood!! badly need "i can feel it chasing in the speedlights i was built to last" energy on ldr9

hot girl giving me that 2015-2017 charli buzzzzzz george daniel we like you girl!

@Whore of Tropico Okay I would like to make my speculation (just to keep the delulu energy fed & also 'cause I love tarot reading and stuff) 1. Album title - The Big: It's gonna be her most powerful, iconic and meaningful album title in her discography. It perfectly summarise her message and goal with the project. 2. Album artwork - The Sword: This could mean that her album cover is gonna be epic too; if we pair up with the album title it makes sense. The cover gives more depth and detail about the whole album and also makes a really strong statement. 3. Album soundscape / sound direction - The Change: Two things came up in my mind: 1. It's a complete new sound for her, not just compared to BB or COTCC but overall, it's something she never done before but she's ready to dive into this sound. 2. A direct reference to the song, Change. Which is so convenient, when nowadays many things are happening/happened to the world and to us people. I think the instrumentation and her vocals are going to show a lot of vulnerability. For example: Lately, I've been thinkin' it's just someone else's job to care Who am I to sympathize when no one gave a damn? Who am I to wanna try? But... (I know she said she feels angry and the songs are wordy & controversial but anger has lot of layers imo). 4. Album release time - The Silent: We wont know when the album will be released, perhaps Lana herself is not sure about it, but there's a chance that we're not going to have fake dates, push backs or leaks. 5. Album lyrical content - The Maze: It's gonna be complex. Mazes have lot of paths, so the lyrics could be interpreted in different ways. You can be easily lost, but if you find the right path you can find the exit. Maybe she feels lost (in herself/in her life/in the world). She tries to find a coping mechanism through her writing. 6. What this album/era represents - The Shield: Protection, safety, fight your fears, let your emotions out and you'll be stronger. I'm so sorry for this long ass delulu essay bullshit I just wrote but I just really liked the idea

these dbree insiders are sharing way too much information for these to be legit, i feel like real insiders would gave us vague/abstract clues that we’d just have to speculate about

now why couldn’t that be the cover so gorgeous and goes with the name of the album