Leaderboard

Moments ago, Lana Del Rey joined Paul Cauthen to do a surprise performance of Unchained Melody at Stagecoach in Indio, California.

mother posing with her 400k watch

The fact this was live-streamed too and none of us probably caught it skfvjsh x

Omg the watch is gorgeous and so her. Also the 2012 vibes are taking me all the way back - truly an iconic self referential moment she’s having right now.

Here’s some screencaps from the livestream. There’s a clip of it on Stagecoach’s Instagram story. Hopefully the full version will be available tomorrow! Xx

My hands look like this: So her hands can look like this:

Not with a headliner, not even on the main stage, and this is where she fucking shines. Beyond excited for Lasso. It truly feels like she’s found her people, she looks so fucking happy. I think those who are saying Lasso will be a flop like Chemtrails (which has aged beautifully, btw) will be proven very very wrong this year.

Video of the performance! x

I think the title of this thread is the most quintessential type of Lana sighting there is

"FAIRY TALES ALWAYS HAVE HAPPY ENDING" @lanasmelancholia: "Do they?" @honeymoon "@lanasmelancholia if you're not happy.... then it's not the ending"

Beauty baby on her story -

“I see no difference lol”

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations And left me with only 37 days to prepare And Emily fucking killed it with grace

Looking statistically at Lana’s past albums for my predictions (and assuming Lasso will be around 12 tracks, that number just feels right to me) - 2 & 4 will be the average fan favourite (often single material) and 6 & 11 will be the true stan favourite (deep cuts made popular by fan listening) 1, 3, 7, & 12 will either be major hits or major misses. 9 & 10 will be growers/underrated. Fans will either absolutely love or absolutely hate 5. 8 will likely be a skip for most. Going off of absolutely nothing but average track rankings for her albums… My personal early ranking prediction is: 6, 3, 11, 10, 7, 9, 5, 1, 8, 12, 4, 2 Average fan/LB member ranking will be: 3, 4, 2, 6, 10, 11, 5, 1, 9, 8, 12, 7 See u all on release day to compare these to the actual results xx

Courtney Love is gonna be so fucking pissed.

she looks straight out of 2016 btw that is probably my favorite lana del rey selfie

very lizzy grant ready for queen of the gas station 2.0!

OH?

Her hair and makeup reminded me of this photo particularly Imagine this kinda rustic coquette look for Lasso

different insight but I started attending churchome with my friends from my church during covid when things went online (I was not a big enough fan of Lana yet to know that she went there... I'm not a weirdo) and they were all lovely, kind, and supportive. I did not get a single weird vibe from anyone there and never heard anything discriminatory, strict, or brainwashy, and I attended for a year. I know it's hard to wrap your head around a megachurch but the Churchome leadership is very different from Hillsong lol. They are super chill there, though Judah is definitely eccentric. Just wanted to share this anecdote because I know ppl r worried about/ weirded out by Lana going there

“me and my baby finally back together after a long week in the desert 🏜️”

Love the 60s dress/70s coat with the blonde hair

Lana. “You thought I was rich and I am but not how you think” The watch: hold my beer

i don't care if it doesn't come with the rest of aka, GIVE US PAWN SHOP BLUES ON LASSO

maybe it's a good thing she posted it, now churchome's livestream has a bunch of homosexuals screaming churchella and trisha paytas

I need Lana to cover "My My, Hey Hey" for Lasso, it's so good I've been OBSSESED with the song since coachella entrance

I was bored so I made a “LASSO” Album Trailer… I’ve never done something like this before so it’s not that good but I tried my best … here is the link to it —>

Imagine having Lana Del Rey’s genes like omg- gagging the preschool

the actual clock park of the watch being so tiny is killing me

"CHURCHELLA" we are insufferable

dying imagining someone sat in this dead church live chat being absolutely bombed by Lana Del Rey fans out of nowhere

GUNS AND ROSES

it's so cute that he constantly comments under random posts praising her

This whole look is kinda Elle coded…lawyer up girl

not a country album but imagine the collapse if the cover was serving this..she’s been basing her recent album covers off of random albums so this would be iconic

It seems to be some sort of advertisement/campaign tbh. Or influencer thing. The mutual posting and whatnot all at the same time

the blonde paparazzi pics oh we are SO BACK!!

this era needs to serve red dead redemption

Like… that’s just Lankita babes x Putting Niko in the black and Topanga in the blue.. a vision x

Gonna need a Lasso crumb this week...

Imagine Lasso cover being like this but with this

I want him back so badly

From the last bit of the performance with some absolutely heavenly high notes -

I freaking love how she’s been styling her hair she looks amazing

Not Lana asking us to watch Judah Smith as if police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his LA home that he sold in 2013

Gothic country, dessert psychedelic acid rock should be the theme of the album