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manifesting ten minutes music video with story line

The butt is representative for all the scat porn attacks Lanaboards went through

I STILL DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON! THERE’S A FUCKING WOLF, THEN SHE IS A VAMPIRE THEN A TORNADO, THEN SOMEONE IS MAKING LEMONADE AND A BUTT WTF

for my own sanity I will just forget that she ever mentioned this

the fact that this video has the potential to top shades of cool . .and we're finally getting another Neil krug cover ...... .. .H

Idk where to post this but I guess it's a fun fact to keeo somewhere, BlackOutZone from ATRL posted the dates where masters of NFR were made She finishes the album in parts. To put things in perspective these are the dates of each NFR song being finished and mastered: 01. Norman ****ing Rockwell - 06.27.18 02, Mariners Apartment Complex (I'm Your Man) - 08.31.18 03. Venice Bitch - 06.26.18 04. **** it I Love You - 07.23.19 05. Doin' Time - 04.04.19 06. Love Song - 08.06.18 07. Cinnamon - 12.18.18 08. How to Disappear - 1.20.19 09. California - 1.18.19 10. The Next Best American Record - N/A 11. The Greatest - 02.13.19 12. Bartender - N/A 13. Happiness - 06.30.18 14. Sylvia Plath - 08.04.18

just realized in bartender second verse she talks about all the ladies wearing white at the tea party and playing game of levitation and shit. and she channeling some supernatural girl shit now . hope i’m not that delusional with the resemblance

Let me blow your mind.....The tornado represents the turmoil, the bullshit that people have given Lana over the years, the Lemons represent the shade of it all, because after all the bullshit and the current bullshit Lana's going through she decides to make lemonade from the lemons that life gave her. (She don't give AF) The vampires and wolves represent her and her friend's showing their true nature. Basically, they're stronger than anyone knows. (Idk, I tried making sense of it)

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Agreed! It'll appear on Spotify at midnight tomorrow night and then she'll post about it on Christmas saying "Merry Christmas everyone hope u enjoy the record of classics today"

Omg Twilight <3

Someone mentioned before that BRTHR makes movie posters for each of his MV's. Now I'm even more hyped to see what he makes for COCC

can't wait for the music video to drop and nobody in the comments says anything insightful it's just a ton of "lana is back and she's cooler than ever" even tho she's never really left

less than 3 weeks!! 2 weeks and 4 days this is going to be the longest half month ever followed by a longer two and a half months

I think we’re getting this album. I BELIEVE. She recorded the Joe Biden-hymn-thing from the studio working on it and called the band her “standards crew.” I think it’s done and will [semi-]surprise drop tomorrow or Friday!

the shade she got from tropico

Out of all songs to criticize you chose FORGET? It has pretty "OG Marina" lyrics and is definitly one of the least bland songs on Froot but ... go off I guess

i still can’t believe we’re getting the video in 3 weeks holy shit

I didn't really pay much attention to @RormanNockwell @Bunny Mozart or @recklessdaughter when y'all first suggested The Wizard of Oz references were hinting to something but . . . with those tornados . . . I am starting to believe we're not in Kansas anymore.

Lanaboards!! I’ve got a really fun idea for a thread/game we can play called “Where were you when...?” The idea is someone would post a question and everyone would answer at their leisure. At any point in time someone can throw out a different question and everyone would reply to that question instead. The exciting part is you never know when a new question will be thrown out there, so the content will always remain fresh and interesting!! ——— Example: Where were you when Life is Beautiful leaked? My answer: I was at a Chick-Fil-A (fast food for non-Americans!) drive thru and I nearly dropped my chicken sandwich mid-freak out. ——— So with that said, where were YOU when Life is Beautiful leaked?

if she has ANYTHING done she should at least release an ep or at bare minimum a cover single since she told us it was happening but... yeah

This omg. I know we're not 11 yr olds but we're all expecting this xmas present from our fave, so if we don't get it it'd be just

I could've sworn we had this exact smiley before, did it get removed?? Like I totally feel like this was here before and thought I was going crazy when I was trying to look for it a week ago and it was just gone either way I want sherlock dude to be a real smiley so lets add him @Elle let me just also campaign these two :michelle: :lanasplode:

A year ago today! ❤️ Can’t believe I randomly just woke up and thought, “I should watch the NFR! music video” not knowing it’s its anniversary! I remember exactly where I was - out on a snowy street and on a phone call with a friend. I got the notification on my phone, and got so excited I told my friend I had to go, and I stopped next to a vending machine just to watch the entire video. I remember something about it made me feel so nostalgic. ❤️

No offense but this would be evidence that Lana has lost her mind

i'm very excited for cotcc but i hope this will still happen! i'm actually looking forward to it and interested in it and i really hope she's kept her promise, but at this point i'm not sure

Yes, this is the huge problem. Her credibility really took a hit at one of her public images' lowest points when she doubled down on her question for the culture, told every hater to fuck off and promised she was going in guns blazing with a new album on 5 Sept, and then she didn't release Chemtrails, the date passed by and she finally said a off-the-cuff shitty non-comment to imply it was delayed (and didn't clarify to when). After NFR's year-long fuck around, I decided that all things Lana said would be with a grain of salt, but with the audacity she had on display this year I didn't think she would be okay with being called disingenous (or at worst, a LIAR) - but apparently she didn't care about her word or transparacy (again). SO a few months later, promising to release a different album and not coming through again is really painful. I am not extremely invested in the repertoire, but I like the musical direction and have a sliver of hope she will follow through on her own word - although each day passing looks less and less likely and I CAN'T BELIEVE I GAVE HER THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AGAIN. Like, anything could be considered an album (or EP, it could be like 6 tracks and would be fine) but I'm not sure I could ever trust her with anything again if she can't get this out on time. She clearly has SOME material finished so come on Lana, throw up whatever you have on Spotify or BANDCAMP, say that the handful of songs are a gift for your fans, and keep to your word!

For me the COCC snippet is too distorted to actually judge what the song itself sounds like, and the BUS is not really a snippet at all, maybe the final version isn't as acoustic. So there's really no competition here

It’d be the 2nd album this year which she’s just let the announced release date go by for without saying anything, that’s a shitty thing for any artist to do to their fans, especially on Christmas Day of all days I personally don’t care that much bc idc about her covers but it’s crappy for the ppl who were hyped for it as u said tho she’s still got 2 days let’s see if she surprises us

Maybe I'm just in a bad mood because I hurt my foot on a supermarket trolley but I think it's really shit if she doesn't say anything and doesn't release this for Christmas. I was expecting her to flake on it because it's less than two months for a whole album and I never thought she'd truly be capable, and it's not that I really care that much about it personally now that COCC is coming, but I know others were really looking forward to it. Of course she doesn't give a fuck what some rando (me) on LanaBoreds thinks but I can't help but feel irritated. She still has like 48 hours 'til Christmas so you never know, but it's not looking good and if she doesn't drop it then imo she needs to at least explain why. It isn't good enough to just announce COCC for January 11. Something like ""hey kids cocc isn't going to take as long as I thought so I've chosen to work on getting that to you sooner than expected rather than focusing on the covers album, which I will have for you at some point" would suffice.

Truly a crime ?

I STILL HAVEN'T RECOVERED! The teaser makes it looks like an sensorial Aronovsky horror, like violently striking visuals. I'm so looking forward to it!!

brthr just said that he worked extra hard on the mv it’s gonna snap so hard omg

no melanie on this site thank u

Okay I sense the annoyance that she hasn’t said anything... It’s Lana, of course her impromptu livestream from Denny’s while watching the election announcement isn’t going to actually happen when it should. I don’t think she’s going to post anything and I don’t think it’s actually coming Christmas (although I really wish it would). I think her idea for the record is too grand for a quick month turnaround...one of the producers posted a pic of an instrument, strongly hinting they’ve been recording recently, and the backup singer posted that it’s been nice to work with Lana. The band she’s working with for the covers album has been doing everything with her (Fallon show, music video, summertime). I strongly believe she is working hard on this, but it’s unknown if it’s coming before or after Chtemtrails. BUT, I’m completely confident whenever we do get it, it’s gonna be incredible, and the overall record will be better because her and everyone involved have more time to perfect it!! is it annoying that she hasn’t said anything about it?? Yes. But. I’ve stanned Lana for so long now I kind of phase the lack of communication out. That’s just how she is, always has been and always will be lol. In the first look at COTCC she literally says “see you soon 2030!” And during the livestream she said “I know I don’t keep you guys updated” she knows, she just isn’t gonna fix it so

This kind of sentiments are really dangerous tbh lcjnslfj everytime she announces something or does anything we're like "omg! now i can wait for X project now that she did Y", and then we end up with neither X or Y

I thought y'all disliked Forget for its sound, since I find the lyrics one of her most complex (and one of the best on FROOT tbh) but it does sound like a cheesy live band track (I love it though)

That’s super interesting!! So FIILY and DT were the only ones she worked on after tweeting in March of 19 that “the record is done but who knows when it’ll come out” maybe there was pressure to have a ‘radio’ song date all! bartender is N/A but that one and TNBAR were done *before* Norman, because she talked about Bartender saying it was ‘weird’ and ‘didn’t have a place yet’

For some reason I feel like there will be some trope about how her and her lover can’t be together Bc she’s a vampire and he’s a werewolf but they over come all odds etc idk I just have a feeling that’ll play a role some how

Well, I loved that concept! I really did but, what does the butt represent?

The aesthetic looks good but I'm still afraid the song and the album are going to be another Antonoff lullaby

Even though shes never reliable, she sounded so serious when she announced this so I really thought this'd pull through but now with COCC actually coming..

Yes I feel like this + all the butts might overshadow the actual music. I hope not "Lana Del Rey sports ineffective mask in music video full of female nudity" or some shit on the Daily Mail

can’t help but think of television heaven with nothin' but that t-t-television on

the tornado emojis

I have been a LONG stan of Marina and I must say, the newer tracks sound much more SJW and like a college student project. No hate there, obviously, but I miss the emotional and heavier stuff we saw frequently in TFJ, Electra Heart, and FROOT. While I obviously stand by the lyrics in Mans World, I can't sit here and act like its anything new that we haven't yet heard before. I know she was miserable writing most of her other records due to heavy commercial push and collaboration, but I can't lie when I say I think its some of her best work. I adore Marina, but I think sometimes she needs to be pushed a bit, otherwise we get more bland things like L+F which I played once and never could again. It just didn't "Stick" with me like Electra Heart or FROOT did and I REALLY tried. EDIT: Afterthought, I just am getting sick of heavy "the world sucks theres why" songs and that may be a personal thing. It just feels kinda cliche, and overdone. I agree with all of it and am very progressive, but I just kinda, idk. It just feels contrived sometimes or something.