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dying imagining someone sat in this dead church live chat being absolutely bombed by Lana Del Rey fans out of nowhere

Not Lana asking us to watch Judah Smith as if police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his LA home that he sold in 2013

Omg Lasso live debut incoming at Nikki Lane's cowboy karaoke this weekend

so since she didn’t use her gun skills at coachella can we assume that her training is supposed to be for a short movie for lasso?

Could she please mix the Old Hollywood darkness aesthetic with the country aesthetic for visuals? Like an old western movie or something? Marilyn Monroe but on the farm? Sophia Loren eyeliner in the barn? Priscilla Presley in the stables?

It’s been 98 days since Lana posted the Henry snippet………she’s sick for that.

Growing up is realizing Track 10 / BIOYL discourse is futile. They both represent the dichotomy of the social experiment that is Charli XCX's music discography. They're both amazing, important, and iconic!

maybe it's a good thing she posted it, now churchome's livestream has a bunch of homosexuals screaming churchella and trisha paytas

"CHURCHELLA" we are insufferable

We thought Coachella was the big event this month but it's really Nikki Lane's Cowboy Cookout / Midnight Cowboy / Swimsuits & Cowboy Boots extravagenza ft. Nikki Lane & Friends cowboy karaoke. Add on top of all that a photo by Chuck, and a comment by Lana....delusional I may be but if this doesn't scream Lasso...

Anyways, here's for the babes who love a solid, sharp, cohesive and easy-listening album that's not too long.... 01. 3:45 02. 4:23 03. 3:25 04. 3:55 05. 5:05 06. 4:05 07. 4:55 08. 4:02 09. 5:49 10. 4:34 11. 4;56 12. 3:27 13. 8:35 14. 3:52 15. 5:59 No features (except only ONE feature Dolly Parton or Stevie Nicks or real legendary people), no rappers, no dumb interludes, no intros, outros, no Nikki Lane (i'd love their joint album instead of her hopping into Lana's). No tracks below 3 minutes (fuck you tiktoks), no covers, just Lana's original takes on country.

I have no problem with Lana being religious. But megachurches have nothing to even do with religion. It’s just a shouty podcast in front of a live audience, with a tax exemption

I love you with all my heart Lana but promoting megachurches is just not it

Nikki Lane talked about it to People Magazine last year

I’m so confused is she there right now or is she just trying to evangelize her fanbase

guys it’s a church, obviously there are going to be instruments in the back

i think an Angel Olsen collab would be lovely

Fastest album to get 1 billion streams on spotify

All of Lana's best work has either 11 or 15 tracks this is the sweet spot

idk i struggled with beyonce's album because of the number of tracks i would rather 13-16 SOLID quality tracks than 19+ songs with some skips. obviously lana rarely makes duds on an album, but i just love having a solid cover to cover masterpiece

I don't have a problem with Fantano, he's become much kinder in his reviews than from years ago. I don't understand why you all have to insinuate, or straight out accuse him of being misogynistic. I don't personally AGREE with his review, but he always provides thorough enough details, critiques, and reasons why he doesn't like an album. TTBD is her most LDR sounding record too, it's not that deep

I found out I’m gonna be an aunt and my sis is due in sept, lasso baby here we come

Imagine being someone who genuinely likes churchrome watch this livestream, just for the chat to be bombarded by lana fans

I really think Lana sometimes just forgets she has 16 million followers, and does this stuff not meaning anything by it at all.

Megachurches are honestly such a joke

As a Christian, I’m happy to see Lana loving Jesus, but Judah Smith just ain’t it… same goes for most mega churches

When she comes on stage and starts singing "Hold me he say hallelujah, the midnight becomes my noon..."

this just made me realise I have never been in a church lmfao

i know some of u guys probably won’t open the live but judah is talking about sadness, i think it makes a lot of sense since it’s a theme lana writes a lot about

My dream playlist of what Lasso would sound like lol Dangerous Girl Tulsa Jesus Freak Religion If You Lie Down With Me Pink Champagne Wild at Heart Ben Queen of the Gas Station Raise Me Up The Trio Wild One Summer Wine I'm hoping for a dark and sultry vibe but also with some fun upbeat songs too

Byron and Rob posted https://www.instagram.com/p/C6I2fFaO6ur/ @itsbyronthomas "Established in 2011. 📸: @thedukeofurl" https://www.instagram.com/p/C6I0GcIOtnb/ @robertenglandgrant "Coachella…Lana arriving on stage to a crowd of over 100,000 showing their love @honeymoon"

That would be DOPE asf

this era needs to serve red dead redemption

They aren’t even real churches like if you’re going to be religious, go to a real church instead of some random guy yapping about ozempic

Ugh I literally hate this stuff. I’ve always assumed Lana was smart enough to not fall into this bullshit. She’s so into the weird celebrity LA stuff and I don’t get it Megachurches are disgusting.

I made her post that

Why is the audience laughing this isn't funny at all I hate pastors that try to be relatable can he just preach

The instruments in the back - so when is Lana coming out and debuting zodiac?

The hurricane with my name when it came

triple album confirmed

Oooh this! Serving vibes like Marilyn in her last movie, The Misfits.

25 tracks we will never see this babe

I’m all for letting people have their own opinions, but I can’t help and push back on it. I am a big Lana fan, and I really don’t hear any Lana in any of the songs. Just because Taylor mentions things like drugs and american things- it doesn’t mean that she’s copying(also coming from a big taylor stan, Lana and Taylor being my top two artists). The sound scape doesn’t really sound like Lana either, and the lyrics ESPECIALLY don’t. They consist of quintessential Taylor Swift themes, with a new flare to it that she hasn’t done before. I can’t think of any songs that remind me of lana on this record either, and lana would never name something “The tortured poets deparment”. Just because it has to do with poetry and things like that, doesn’t mean that it’s a rip off of lana. Ok thats my 2 cents.

if you ask anyone outside of music forums/twitter - “fantano” is probably some orange fizzy drink.

Legit question why does anyone give a rat’s ass what he has to say? Like what does it even matter? If you like the music you like it. If you don’t you don’t. He is not even remotely part of the equation. And yes I know he rated Tunnel well and I still stand by what I said his opinions are literally pointless and Miss Taylor will get her well deserved streams and that’s how the world spins girlies!!! 🌎🌀🔃🎡

Neil has once again posted pictures of what looks like a desert on twitter. this is excruciating 🥲