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while i agree that lana would kill this theme i think is important to point out that "Gilded Glamour" actually refers to the gilded age— late 19th century— and not gold in general. think of this:

imagine if one of Lana’s recent Instagram captions ends up being a song title/lyric here are some contenders: 1.) once a bad girl…always 2.) shining alone 3.) peach fuzz 4.) how we built a home 6.) You Lose Some You Win Some at the Santa Anita Racetrack

I imagine the album will be titled only with the letters DNC and no one will ever figure out what that means (unless a song on this album explains it). Lana is a mystery, so why not an album whose title is also a mystery?

omg did I miss something LDR9-related *clicks link*

pushing Lana into the mother lake so she could give us electric guitar extravaganza on her new album

this has probably been mentioned before but death never came would actually be a great title for an album! it could be seen as a trilogy to born to die and lust for life - they’re all a reference on life and death. like… look at them next to each other. born to die, lust for life, death never came. lana would never do this serve…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CdChmoJDcI-/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

LDR2: Born To Die LDR5: Lust For Life LDR9: Death Never Came LDR12: Angels For Ever (thanks for advice @aly) LDR15: God Is Me A CONCEPT

MANIFESTING TLSP OUTTAKES

the cum is the friends we made along the way

I am so glad I don’t stan her. NTMT is a much easier listen if you pretend she released it in the 80s & she died or quit music lmao… genuinely don’t understand how an artist with social media accounts in this day & age is comfortable not speaking to their fans at all & letting their career become a sad meme. leak the whole album at this point she doesn’t even care about the single.

I don't know why but I've become obsessed with the title Del Norte County so I really hope that's what DNC stands for. There's just something so interesting about it to me

Happy one month anniversary to the Don't Forget teaser I guess even she forgot about Don't Forget

Streets are saying they had the album ready for a surprise drop tonight but Sky didn't feel it was right for her international fans who've waited all this time to not hear it in their mother tongue so she's going to re record it in all 7,100 languages (even the dead ones) to give it international justice. She just needs to learn them first…

May calendar was updated @EXODUS please do ya thing 1 out of 31 opportunities for Sky to RELEASE the damn single. Little ferraris current mood:

It's already starting guys 😞

manifesting sultry collab with ROSALÍA that sounds like West Coast & Honeymoon era. Her & Kali Uchis are 2 only artists i'd like Lana to collab with right now.

Honestly I'd kind of love that

manifesting long outros, brooklyn baby and thunder kill me every time

Okay somebody go check if she's still in L.A or she's starting to go to NYC right now. If she's attending the MET then she should be in NYC now, only 2 days to go!!!

I Finally Understand is not about cum, but rather Post Nut Clarity

A month ago we really thought we were about to get FED

Lana should attend the met and push azelia(if she is even invited) and kanye down the staircase and laugh like a maniac and then announce ldr9 and sing the lead single Goddess returns during the event

Happy May 1st everybody

this is the greatest visual output Charli has ever created prove me wrong

wait

I think it’s CUM

streaming don’t forget announcement teaser instagram gif snippet

Imagine each song on the album explains DNC in a different way so we're left with tons of valid options LOL

Art Deco is 1920s-30s while Gilded Age is 1870s-1900s.

The success part pretty much confirms what I said before. Her label and management did everything in their power to make sure she'd get a few hits. They changed her music, her style numerous times until something would stick. Sadly nothing about her is truly authentic. Her first video was a straight up copy of Night Time, My Time. New Americana was a carbon copy of National Anthem for gen Z. When all of that didn’t stick, they made her a sellout and even went against her wishes of making more punk-oriented music. Unlike Halsey, Lana and Sky didn’t oblige to the wishes of their labels. Lana also has Ben and Ed who stick up a lot for her. Things really started to change for Lana when they didn’t let her release Cola as a single and when they almost didn’t let her release West Coast as the lead for UV (they were pushing for Black Beauty). That’s when she really stopped giving a fuck and when they stopped investing into her in terms of promo etc.

azaelia will never get invited because she’s so irrelevant now, and the met would have to hire extra security and they wouldn’t want to spend more money on that

I hope we see the return of One Word album titles.

but this would be the end of the trilogy ...

Music aside, Sky is kind of awful for letting poor innocent SFU be her mouthpiece only to go back on her promises and let them take the heat for it. I find it incredibly telling on her personality. I don’t particularly know or really like SFU (I’m sure they’re fine but accounts like that foster too much group fanaticism) but they shouldnt have felt the need to make a post like that lol

I don't see her attending but this theme would suit her

its basically a drop-shipping scheme. youll pay, wait a month until you get a shipping notification but they wont hand the package over to USPS until 1-3 months later. besides, the quality is shit and the sizing is inconsistent. i have the Sun & Moon shirt twice, once in blue & once in black, and the Lana Speaks shirt in blue and pink, yet theyre all different sizes despite being XLs, ranging from M-XXL and they obviously wont do refunds/change your items even if you send them a picture showing the extreme discrepancies in size. youll never know what, when and even *if* you get with this shit store so i strongly discourage anyone ordering from there!

I said I wouldn't be part of this thread anymore until she releases ANYTHING. Buuuuuut I can't say no (to myself, lol) to the Little Zebraris. Let the May madness begin.

When LDR9 is her first album since AKA to not have a title track

https://pitchfork.com/features/cover-story/sky-ferreira-masochism-interview/

Note that: Thirty two days, not a word to say

Them posting that reminded me of that time they mentioned a contest for fans to design some merch and I don't think that ever happened but fingers crossed they do release a BTD collection!

the PR disaster that would ensue if that kim petras collab ever released anywhere other than dbree

It's true, she even asked me to translate Downhill Lullaby in french canadian it's called La barceuse qui décriss vers le bas

I think she might actually be going to the met gala like rodartes stuff is right on theme for gilded glamour purrr

Dressed up in a pretty blue shirt, damn you're really gonna hurt me...

So this year's MET gala theme is "In America: An Anthology of Fashion" - basically part II of last year's theme. Dress code is "gilded glamour" I'm not an American, so i might not understand how it should be to be considered as "In America" but I really think this is another playground for Lana & this is her chance to have another wholesome 2018 MET moment again - since she had proved her knowledge of the American culture throughout her past eras. It'll be a shame if she isn't invited this year. I mean... "Gold" has been referenced so many times in her music as "Americana" imagery i.e: "i've heard those streets were paved with gold" "your skin so golden brown" "you can be my full-time daddy, white & gold" "gold teeth - pretty baby" and she fucking murdered these looks looking all the way 100% American starlet "gold teeth, pretty baby" lmao - she is such a perfect embodiment of "America" more than America itself.

my personal dream vision for LDR9 (not something i really expect, but i would be happy if the record would be resembling any of these elements): - heavily dream pop inspired production with little cinematic twist (something like host by cults or once twice melody by beach house), much reverb, a few tracks with more electric guitars and distortion - key songs: valley of the dolls, if i die young, tulsa jesus freak, how to disappear, stargirl, love, venice bitch, the next best american record, thunder - more songwriting that shows you specific kind of imagery, not only tells a story (like a throwback to her older stuff but without all cringe america references) - brand new producers - more lower register (i totally love her high notes but we get that a lot recently, so it would be cool if we would get both equally) - no trap beats (we don’t want another lust for life) as much as i love lana’s current singer-songwriter acoustic style, it would be cool if she proved she still can do something different

The timing is really close. I hope you’re right Even if Lana doesn’t go to the Met Gala, we can reach even more & speculate that the stylists are associated with a music video or magazine cover