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Last night, Lana Del Rey met a fan dressed as her as a Waffle House worker while at a Halloween party in Los Angeles, California.

the way she's promoting suburban house more than anything from tunnel

That one girl who does not play about suburban houses

I wonder if she avoided posting about the anniversary out of embarrassment. I don't even mean this in a shady way necessarily, but "10 years of NTMT" also essentially means "10 years of false hope and promises" Remember when Masochism was supposed to come out in 2015–16? all the other artists around her sphere (thinking of other "alt girls" who were popular on Tumblr around that time period, for example: Charli/Lana/Melanie/Marina/Halsey/etc). They've all released multiple albums since then. Matter of fact, Halsey has released a total of 4 albums under Capitol since NTMT. Don't get me wrong—I'm a ferrari 5ever and never really got into Halsey—but we all know who got the last laugh

Random, but that For Free soundcheck was not from Omaha skfnsk. It was from her Seattle soundcheck during the West Coast leg, over a month before her Omaha show during the Midwest Leg. She originally posted that video on her lanadelrey Instagram back in 2019 the day after the show. There was even a Pitchfork article about it here lol - https://pitchfork.com/news/watch-lana-del-rey-cover-joni-mitchells-for-free/ & since the video is no longer linked in the article since her old Instagram is deactivated, here’s a tweet I found of someone reposting a bit of it on the day after the Seattle show, which again was over a month before Omaha happened x

not even a story post for the 10 year anniversary

I didn’t even realise and probably wouldn’t have until I saw this post since it didn’t give me a notification for it Anyway.. 2024 tour confirmed!!1!

The newer fans expecting her to comment on Israel is hilarious...

the thought of that we will never escape piano ballads atp always sobers

The Hilary Duff teeth jpeg for scale

I think her motivation behind this is that Holly Macve needs some promotion for her art.

Now what did that cat break

Her post abt the sound check- I genuinely love her singing for free alone. It was the highlight of my 2019 Chicago show (along with cinnamon girl) but i really love her singing that song!

Saw Honeymoon added to story notification Opened up her instagram and clicked on the story Saw a still of her sitting down like she will give a 5 minute talk about a recent incident Anxiety increased She took a breath before opening her mouth Thinking “Oh god no, it’s not happening” She started singing Suburban House Huge relief

Capitol addressing the situation:

Kali confirmed that KU5 is about done too!! Mother always keeping us fed xx

NO WHITE PICKET FENCES GONNA SAVE ME NOOOOOOW

Ya’ll what in the hell I’ve watched that video selfie of her singing suburban house 409 times why is she so mesmerizing 😍😍 she’s looking on point and she sounds fabulous tbh 🥺

capitol took her phone away so she couldn't celebrate the 10 year anniversary! fuck you capitol! #freeskyferreira

lollapalooza brasil 2024 yup yup it's true (I'm just hoping praying crying)

Materials needed: A blackened quill A parchment made from the tears of a weeping willow Three ivory keys from a forsaken piano Moonlit water collected at midnight A lock of silence (if unavailable, a strand of hair will do) Instructions: Under the cloak of night, inscribe Lana's name on the parchment with the blackened quill. Be sure to write it backward, for reverse melodies shall be her undoing. Place the three ivory keys in the shape of a broken heart on the parchment. This symbolizes the shattered chords that shall haunt her musical endeavors. Douse the parchment with the moonlit water, allowing the tears of the night to merge with your intentions. Speak softly, "In the realm of echoes and shadowed keys, Let Lana's piano fall into a silent breeze." Intertwine the lock of silence (or strand of hair) with the parchment, creating a binding link between the spell and the songstress. Burn the concoction in a silver censer, letting the smoke carry your wishes to the music gods. As the flames dance, chant the following incantation: "Piano keys entwined in gloom, let Lana's ballads find no room." Remember, this is purely for amusement and not to be taken seriously. Let the piano ballads flow freely!

lana's room is a MESS lmao

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Copied from ABC: "Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Monday that Israel would not agree to a cessation of hostilities with Hamas in the Gaza Strip and would press ahead with its plans to wipe out the group. Mr Netanyahu said all wars have unintended civilian casualties and Israel's assault on Gaza, which Hamas controls, was a battle between "civilisation and barbarism", calling on allies to back Israel." Jesus fucking christ. You can't just bomb the entirety of Gaza and be like "these 8000+ deaths are unintended". Also the language they are using is just disgusting.

Sure, rest in piece Lana sound checking for free you will be missed. Gone but never forgotten. there u go babes x

Xenoblade talking his shit again….. why do y’all even interact? Do not reply to his posts he literally just talks shit & baits u all

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW HAPPY I AM, MY MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS! I'M CRYING HAPPY TEARS OF JOY! 😭 I wish I had discovered this post sooner, two of my biggest favorite artists! Princess Chelsea with the Ocean Blvd vinyl in a record store in New Zealand, from October 3rd! Also she answered some of the fans questions about Lana in her comments! AND SHE HAS FUCKING TASTE!

why are you manifesting that the last thing we need is another festival tour. we need to manifest solo shows

Fair enough lol, I definitely agree with you that Sky's music is better—but I'm not trying to start another Halsey vs. Sky discourse. In my OG post I was just explaining why Sky might feel humiliated about the state of her own career. And regarding your second comment, I'd argue that As If!, Ghost, NTMT, and NTMT B-Sides Part 1 are all good projects. But I know the B-Sides are often forgotten still sad how we never got Pt 2 :[ and her earlier stuff isn't everyones' cup of tea.

Yeah this is really exposing a lot. I can only hope Lana is indeed feeling stupid, but to me it looks like she's just paying no attention since the letter. I hope pro-Palestine attention keeps increasing so it hits her when she notices again.

It’s been at the back of my mind, but I’m now fully convinced after seeing that recent singing video that Lana started hissing, lisping, and slurring in her songs post-2021 because of her new front teeth. That dentist… when I catch u. She needs to get her chipped tooth back NEEOWW. I even look back at this similarly self shot singing video (before the new teeth), and it’s very clear her new teeth are too long. There’s a legitimate difference in how she sings now. You can see how the teeth is affecting her enunciation. It kind of reminds me of this: I mean it’s not as bad or maybe… it is. Hilary did her whole front row teeth too big. Lana only did one or two teeth? But that was enough to affect her enunciation. And it’s worse because Lana is a singer. There are more importance on her voice. A recording artist that will be recording music with this lisp. The lisp will be immortalized on records forever unless Lana does something about this before recording many more new music with it. Hilary did managed to get it fixed…YEARS later 💀.

Exactly, they voted based on "what's in it for me?". I would feel so proud right now to be in a country that is calling out the genocide, like Brazil, Jordan and many others. None of this business bullshit.

The Album cover has finally clicked for me, Though the pink version’s is just stunning. I Need Reputation.

Came here got the For Free soundcheck, leaving before all the negative vibes take over

Y’all better stream suburban house so she’s happy and doesn’t go on a rant about Israel edit: streaming rn, not a bad song

imagine a world where she has this energy for her own music

I'm up for anything right now as long as it's something new and experimental!

she's really gonna release these when i'm broke and waiting for my new job to start

i was literally thinking exactly this, like how many times does she honestly think she can get away with some vague post about something coming soon... like obviously everyone in this thread is well aware that it's been a decade of manipulation at this point but the average casual sky ferreira fan is probably not really keeping such close tabs. for her to come out and say "10 whole years without that followup album i myself have personally promised you on numerous occasions" has the potential to disrupt the state of cognitive dissonance some people seem to be living in. don't forget was a historic false start and that was only last year so that's got to still be fresh in everyone's minds she usually loves posting throwback stuff about her glory days so the fact that it's been radio silence about a decade of ntmt is extremely telling, i feel like she's got to be embarrassed

Tommy is phenom and better than multiple tracks on the album. If it doesn't make this deluxe... jail.

she's cosplaying nikki lane i fear

i wore diamonds for the birth of your baby... no but seriously i desperately want fine china on a released album so bad, it needs a real home

that little cunt cat LOL.

I just hope someone grows some god-damn balls on this planet and fights back at the Israelis.

that is such a wild word to describe #that song

I will take 10 million suburban house stories over any israel post so

I honestly think it’s cute how much she’s trying to build up and show off that artist. I wish Lana would listen to my music and ride that hard for me lol

I like the old Clean but I like the TV Clean EVEN more.... Idk why y'all hate it...

Maybe an unpopular opinion but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth when celebrities post shit like that and then the next slide is a promotion for their new album/movie/fucking perfume. Like, I'm glad people are spreading awareness and all, but it really reads as "ONLY WE CAN STOP THIS GENOCIDE, THE TIME IS NOW! Also, buy my new perfumes available soon in my shop, thanks!"

IMPORTANT ok guys, i found an app called 5 Calls for usa residents they have it for android and iphone please download it and fill out your zip code to find your STATE representatives, and click the "call for de-escalation and a ceasefire in israel and occupied Palestine" it gives you a script for you to call and let your voice be heard about demanding a ceasefire in Gaza. please, please let your voice be heard, this app is very easy to use and very helpful. YOUR VOICE MATTERS AND THE PPL OF PALESTINE NEED YOU.