2023 Lipsters Awards - January 13th

[Embach 42,400]

4 hours ago, Mer said:

Please I thought @Embach’s post was the official nominee announcements 

LMAOOOOO

[honeymo0n 8,622]

cant wait to vote

[Crazy Husband Thief 3,904]

Props to everyone who is involved and invested enough to find the time to actually come up with nominees. I feel like this isn't appreciated enough! 

 

I find it SO HARD to vote in these but I must say that I have grown to enjoy this place a lot more and actually recognize a few ppl!

 

Good luck to everyone! 

[mssainttropez 14,759]

9 hours ago, Elle said:

Sorry for the delay, they’ll be up tomorrow!! It’s just taken me a bit since I was pretty much recovering all day yesterday from NYE skdjsks x

You do so much around here and you have a life outside of LB (including a concussion) so don’t apologize babes 

[Lanaparadiserey 23,550]

25 minutes ago, mssainttropez said:

You do so much around here and you have a life outside of LB (including a concussion) so don’t apologize babes 

Elle on her way to calm down 20,000+ girls and gays fighting over Jack Antonoff after spending all night at the club

 

[ionut 9,336]

excuse my bad editing skills

[Elle 121,280]

 

Thank you all so much to everyone who submitted nominations, and thank you for being patient with me while I tallied them up! The top 5 nominees for each category have now been determined, so I am pleased to announce that voting is NOW OPEN from today until January 12th at 12am ET. The official awards ceremony will take place on Saturday, January 13th - so clear your calendars for the festivities! 

Below, you will see a list of this year's 35 categories and a brief description of what each award entails. For this voting period, please visit the link below and vote your favourite of the 5 nominees in each category that you wish to see take home the award. (*Note: Once you submit your votes, please comment that you have done so or DM @admin as only one voting ballot is permitted per member, and this ensures that nominations are submitted fairly.)

You all have a little over a week to submit your votes. I have not made it mandatory for every field to be completed, and although it is highly encouraged that you try to submit votes for each category, I have done this so all feel comfortable submitting votes even if you aren't familiar enough with our member base to vote for every category. Also, for those who wish to be voted for, please feel free to continue your campaigns below, or campaign for other members you think deserve some awards!

 

 

 

SUBMIT YOUR VOTES HERE

 

and the nominees are...

 

Even without our notorious “Time Online” tracker that is now but a distant memory, at this point I’m sure we all can recognise who our most recent visitors are! The Most Active award will be bestowed upon the member that frequently blesses us with their posts. Also thanks for boosting our AdSense revenue xx

@Embach

@Surf Noir

@taco truck

@That Venice Bitch

@Veinsineon

 

 

Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like. (& with the abundance of new random threads being created, I thank the ones who utilise this feature when appropriate instead.)

@Elle

@Embach

@honeymooncd

@Mer

@Surf Noir

 

 

Whether it be a Lana reference or pun, an iconic song title, or just a purely imaginative name, we all have that one member whose name makes us smile, and the Best Username award is for that special someone.

@lizzyology

@mindofyouwithmeTHANKU1moretime

@Stoned Mary in the Garden

@Surf Noir

@Veinsineon

 

 

For Worst Username... well.. we will just assume your first option was already taken.

@CoochieSwirlC

@fl0r1dakil0s

@lanaismamom

@Nectar Of The Puss

@Psychedelic Pussy

 

 

Our first new award for this year's ceremony - and one I can't believe we didn't already have! Members are allowed to creatively express themselves through their profile picture, and our new Best Profile Picture award will honour our favourites. Whether it be a beautiful photograph of Lana, an image of their lovely self, another iconic artist, a stunning artwork, or just an aesthetically pleasing image, let's show some love to the little square images we all associate our members with.

@Elle

@prettywhenimhigh

@Psychedelic Pussy

@Veinsineon

@watercolor eyes

 

 

With the best must come with the worst. To oppose the previous award, our new Worst Profile Picture award will honour the profile images that give us all a little jumpscare when we see them. Perhaps it's time for a change.

@111

@Americen Whore

@ivory almond

@Nectar

@The Stargirl Pinky

 

 

The Best Taste award is to honour the member who is the embodiment of true taste. Let’s discuss this – they’re disgusting, you’re delicious.

@Embach

@Mer

@Surf Noir

@taco truck

@Veinsineon

 

 

Well, you can’t agree with everyone. Opposite from our previous award, the Worst Taste award is for the one whose opinions leave others questioning. We’re sorry, but we still love you anyway.  

@baddisease

@Jared

@Lindsay Lohan

@Terrence Loves Me

@Xenoblade 3

 

 

This award is reserved for our own America’s Sweetheart who always keeps it sugary sweet. Let’s show our appreciation for those who make LanaBoards an enjoyable place to be with the Nicest Member award.

@Elle

@Embach

@fishtails

@taco truck

@Surf Noir

 

No negativity on this site, thank u. But it happens sometimes. This award is for our feisty pitbull who has no shame in digging their claws in every now and then. Take your Rudest Member award and then maybe chill out.

@111

@barttttender

@Fingertips

@Strangelove

@Xenoblade 3

 

 

Old is gold. This award is to honour our member who has continued to come back year after year despite the madness, the one who has become truly embedded within LanaBoards culture. Give a salute as we honour our favourite LanaBoards veteran with the Veteran Member award.

(Note: Only accounts who have joined before August 2018 are eligible for this award)

@111

@Elle

@HeadBitch

@PARADIXO

@Veinsineon

 

 

Old may be gold, but new can be diamonds! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We hope you stick around.

(Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2022 are eligible for this award) 

@Black to Blue

@Embach

@honeymooncd

@Lanaparadiserey

@The Sun Also Rises

 

 

Everybody loves an underdog. The Underrated Member award is for the member who you feel doesn’t get enough credit around here and deserves their flowers. We won’t let you die an underdog in vain.

@hotshot2am

@Lanaparadiserey

@lizzyology

@southbeachswing

@stupidapartmentcomplex

 

 

Though I truly resent this award each year, at this point it has become tradition. As our member graveyard grows slowly but surely each year, the Best Banned Member award is to honour someone who is no longer here with us due to their own naughtiness. Perhaps a legend in their own right, pour out a drink for our fallen sisters with this award. (in b4 it’s all the same person in 5 different variants.)

@lanaswildflowers

@lustforlife

@May

@shadesofloveduthenandnow

@the ocean

 

 

The Most Missed Sis award is for someone who isn't necessarily a banned member, but for one who hasn't been around for awhile. Who do you miss seeing? Who do you want to have their comeback era? Let them know through this award. (Don’t let former user May gaslight you into thinking they’re dead though.)

@American Bottom

@BlackoutZone

@COCC

@Louise

@Tana Mongeau

 

 

Whether it be because of their huge Lana collection, their knowledge of Lana’s life history, their frequency at live shows, or just their general massive appreciation for Lana, the Biggest Stan award will honour the true ride or die (bitch.)

@Elle

@Embach

@lizzyology

@Surf Noir

@That Venice Bitch

 

 

“When will people be over her? I am a Hater.” Although this is a whole forum dedicated to Lana herself, we do have those members who give her a hard time, and that’s why I cross my fingers that Lana doesn’t visit here too often. Although I don’t endorse the hatred, perhaps the Biggest Lana Hater award can give a little hint-hint nudge-nudge to ease off… or just add more fuel to the fire.

@barttttender

@Jared

@Lustformoney

@Terrence Loves Me

@Xenoblade 3

 

 

Although this is a Lana forum, we have plenty of members who are here solely for our entertainment section, which makes up a huge portion of our site. So, who’s your favourite Angel? Your favourite Little Ferrari? Your favourite Diamond? Your favourite Crybaby? Your favourite Kuchi? The Hybrid Fan award is our special thanks to a member who continues to visit, even if Lana isn’t their primary reason for their stay. Everyone is welcome a seat at the table.

@Mer

@SoftwareUpgrade

@The Siren

@TrashMagiq

@XCX Archivist

 

 

It’s no doubt that LanaBoards can be a war zone, and this award is for the member who always tries to keep the peace. Whether it be a moderator or an unofficial officer, let’s honour the member who walks into the depth of the fire to put out the flames with the Peace Keeper award. I’ll also be taking note of these nominees as possible future mods, or those mods who deserve an extra pat on the back. Appreciate ya.

@Elle

@fishtails
@NikoGo

@That Venice Bitch

@ultrabanisters 

 

 

The Attention Whore award is to give a gentle nudge that this place is in fact LanaBoards, not ____Boards. No disrespect here, just honesty.

@111

@ivory almond

@Strangelove

@Wait For Life

@Xenoblade 3

 

 

 

LanaBoards houses so much talent within our member base, and the Big Eyes Award - for Best Artist honours our true artists – whether it be for their physical or digital art, we truly have so much talent here. Will also be taking notes for future site theme design help xx

@daylight nightmare

@Embach

@kallumlavigne

@templeoflana

@The Sun Also Rises

 

 

 

We have talent of all kinds here, including those who are masters of audio art! Whose remixes have tricked you into believing a demo of a Lana song leaked on the site that shall not be named? Who do you wish will be Lana’s next core producer? Let them know with the Jack Anti-noff Award - for Best Audio Artist, and perhaps you could rival Mr. Antonoff for production credits on LDR10. 

@Actor

@bigspender

@ivory almond

@plastiscguy

@Veinsineon

 

 

 

If LanaBoards had a dating app, who would be your super like? Who has you drooling in the Pictures of You thread? The Be My Daddy Award - for Hottest Member is to honour the hottest of the hot, whether you’re a daddy, mommy, or sexy enby.

@Elle

@Mer

@mssainttropez

@one time beauty queen

@PARADIXO

 

 

 

As I do have to pay extra to keep the Blog section alive, you bet damn well I’m going to honour the members who actually use it. Perhaps the Self-Loathing Poet Award - for Best Blogger may even inspire others to make their life their poetry, aside from their lovemaking being their legacy (or whatever you like to post in there.)

@kraljicabenzinske

@Mer

@Pretty On The Indide

@The Siren

@williamprb

 

 

 

Whether it be someone who has a meltdown over every single Lana notification or just simply cannot hold themselves back from falling apart all over the boards letting their head spin like a ballerina, the Queen of Disaster Award - for Biggest Drama Queen is for them. A little extra dramatics never hurt anyone. Most of the time.

@111

@CandyRaye

@ivory almond

@Strangelove

@the ocean

 

 

 

Which member’s posts give you continuous war flashbacks, the same kind of feeling you get whenever you see a picture of a typewritten message posted on IG? The Q.F.T.C Award - for Most Problematic Member is for them, and I hope their own QFTC proclamation awaits.

@111

@ivory almond

@Strangelove

@wilting daisy

@Xenoblade 3

 

 

 

Perhaps this is a member who is no stranger to the mod queue or one that maybe you think deserves to have their unhinged posts moderated before public view. (Disclaimer that the winner of the Mod Queue Award - for Most Annoying Member award will not actually receive mod queue for it lol. At least not yet, anyway.)

@ivory almond

@Jared

@lanaismamom

@Strangelove

@Xenoblade 3

 

 

As Lana proclaimed at the 2015 Golden Globes Awards, “Well, I love drama!” Whether it be site-related drama or Lana-related drama, there is never a dry day in the Lana Fandom. The Drama of the Year award is for the little extra spice within the fandom that took the cake this year.

Note: Please only nominate drama related to Lana or LanaBoards. Do not nominate any off-site drama, even if it involved our members.

Multiple Accounts Thread leading to the ban of @shadesofloveduthenandnow& @wilting daisy

@ivory almond's fake A&W lyrics on Musixmatch

@Quincy vs @CandyRaye in the Mental Health Thread

"Unreleased Syndrome" - a @Strangelove conspiracy

@That Venice Bitch's "The Miss Daytona Collection" getting taken down

 

 

Every year, there is always one certain thread that gives us that lust for life that keeps this site alive. The Thread of the Year award is to honour that thread and all the chaos and wonderfulness that ensued within it. We wouldn’t be without it.

December 2023 Leakfest Wishlist

Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread

It was all a lie... exposing Lana Del Rey

Multiple Accounts Thread

Who's the Ultimate Insider?

 

 

Though a controversial topic at times, leaks are undoubtedly a part of Lana stan culture, and we had quite a bountiful year this year! Which locked-away masterpiece that broke away from its chains wowed you this year? Whether it be a song we had been counting down the days for or a complete surprise, it’s only right that we honour these previously hidden gems with the Leak of the Year award.

Come With Me

Cry Kill Die

Hollywood's Dead (Final Version)

Madly

Pink Champagne

 

With a myriad of collaboration, droplets, and wonderful new album that held a number of masterpieces, with one that even was nominated for the Grammy's SOTY award, it is time to honour the best of the best with our own Song of the Year award.

A&W

Candy Necklace

Fingertips

Let The Light In

Paris, Texas

 

A new grand award! Not only did Lana release her own album this year, but she also appeared on a few other artists' albums! We always appreciate the new music however or wherever it comes, so we must thank the other artists for allowing her to bless their tracks with  the new Collab of the Year award.

Hollywood Bowl (with Rob Grant)

Lost at Sea (with Rob Grant)

Life Lesson (with Jon Batiste)

Snow on the Beach - More Lana Del Rey Version (with Taylor Swift)

Suburban House (with Holly Macve)

 

 

 Another new grand award! (and another one I can't believe we didn't already have.) Lana not only blesses us with her beautiful voice, but also her beautiful self. As an individual who is beautiful both inside and out, let's honour our queen's outer beauty with our new Photoshoot of the Year award.

Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - album (Neil Krug)

Harpers Bazaar (Collier Schorr)

Interview Magazine (Nadia Lee Cohen)

Rolling Stone UK (Chuck Grant)

The Hollywood Reporter (Chuck Grant)

 

 

 Not only do we stan an icon, but this site itself is iconic in its own right. Whether it’s something Lana herself did or something that happened on LanaBoards, the new Iconic Moment of the Year award will honour that top memory of the year that will forever live down in Lipster history.

A&W + Interview Magazine on Valentine's Day

Elle meeting Lana at a Dillard's in Alabama

March Leakfest

Lana getting 5 Grammy nominations

Lana working at a Waffle House in Alabama

 

 

This award is for our true living legend. Who truly made LanaBoards what it was this year? Let us bestow our honour upon this sacred member through the coveted Lipster of the Year award. We'll never forget you, like the tunnel under Ocean Blvd.

@Elle

@Embach

@Mer

@Surf Noir

@Veinsineon

[Americen Whore 10,132]

Didn’t know my profile pic gives u’all a jumpscare  but I would gladly take that “worst profile picture” award  

p.s : I’m sending zodiac to whoever votes for me 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

HELP how dare you hoes vote Lana’s pen1s-looking pinky as worst profile pic

Spoiler

VOTE FOR ME  

 

[honeymooncd 3,745]

12 minutes ago, Elle said:

Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like. (& with the abundance of new random threads being created, I thank the ones who utilise this feature when appropriate instead.)

@Elle

@Embach

@honeymooncd

@Mer

@Surf Noir

 

 

12 minutes ago, Elle said:

 

 

Old may be gold, but new can be diamonds! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We hope you stick around.

(Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2022 are eligible for this award) 

@Black to Blue

@Embach

@honeymooncd

@Lanaparadiserey

@The Sun Also Rises

 

Omg 

vote for me and I'll manifest a Zodiac leak 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

IIIII not me being nominated for Best profile picture AND worst username omg ! It should’ve been best username but.. I’ll let it slide. I love u guys omg this is SO EXCITING. And I’m so glad that candyraye’s breakdown made it to the drama of the year shortlist omg. These awards are coming for EVRRYBODDYSSSS wigs! 

 

The rudest member noms too Omg ik who’s getting my vote! 

[Lanaparadiserey 23,550]

OMG gagged. Thx you for two noms😘 VOTE @Lanaparadiserey FOR BEST NEW MEMBER AND MOST UNDERRATED

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

helpppp I can't believe I got nominated  thank you so much guys   

I'm shook

[taco truck 32,991]

Wow thank you so much for the noms for most active, best taste, and nicest member guys genuinely was not expecting to be nominated but trust the campaign will start tonight!

[Dark Angel 202,222]

 For Your Consideration...

 

 Most Active 

 Status Updater 

 Best Username 

 Best Taste 

 Nicest Member 

 Biggest Stan 

 Pink Champagne For Leak Of The Year 

 Lipster Of The Year 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

 

[Mer 61,751]

Omfg I did not expect to be nommed for Best Taste, Hybrid Fan, and Blogger ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Dark Angel 202,222]

3 minutes ago, Mer said:

Omfg I did not expect to be nommed for Best Taste, Hybrid Fan, and Blogger ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

 

you were also nominated for the be my daddy award!

[Elle 121,280]

I just want to say thank you everyone for nominating me for Best Profile Picture, Nicest Member, Veteran Member, Biggest Stan, Peace Keeper, Hottest Member, and Lipster of the Year, and even Status Updater which was a surprise! (though a member has told me before under one of my Status Updates that I could write a book of all the crazy tidbits I share there, so I'll take it!) I know I'm the owner and all, but it really does touch my heart to receive these nominations. I'm endlessly grateful for this place and all of you who make it what it is.

 

For those who missed it, here's my little ~for your consideration~ post!

 

I also want to congratulate all of our other nominees, including some of our biggest potential sweepers:

@Embach who only just joined this year, but has 8 nominations secured! You've undeniably made this place extra special this year.

@Mer a true angel also racking up 8 nominations, very deserved, even if I'm battling you for a few of them xx

@Veinsineon what a glow up from receiving a single nomination for Underrated Member last year to now having 7 nominations! Shine on, my darling!

& of course @Surf Noir, always a Lipsters fave with 7 nominations this year, can't wait to see you take home some more deserved awards this year!

 

Sending lots of love and luck to you all! Xx

[That Venice Bitch 28,150]

3 minutes ago, Mer said:

Omfg I did not expect to be nommed for Best Taste, Hybrid Fan, and Blogger ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

And the award for Lipster of the Year goes to…