2022 Lipsters Awards: The Decade Edition - January 21st

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[Alison by Slowdive 26,146]

On 12/25/2022 at 2:43 AM, the ocean said:

not going to reveal who i voted for so i don't make the people i didn't vote for feel bad but here's the threads/songs i nominated (from what i can remember):

DRAMA OF THE YEAR
- Charlene
- Fake insiders
- Acid / scat attacks
- 12 dupe accounts
- Crazy For You vs California leak poll

THREAD OF THE YEAR
- Lanaboards Lore Explained
- Wordle thread
- LDR9 pre-release
- Containers That You Can Drink From That Aren't Cups/Glasses

LEAK OF THE YEAR
- Cult Leader
- Crazy For You

ICONIC MOMENT OF THE YEAR
- Charlene
- Crazy For You vs California leak poll

DRAMA OF THE DECADE
- Lyrics anthology book scam

THREAD OF THE DECADE
- NFR pre-release
- Chemtrails pre-release
- Charli XCX thread

LEAK OF THE DECADE
- Unidentified Flying Bill
- Life Is Beautiful
- Wayamaya

SONG OF THE DECADE
- Shades Of Cool
- West Coast
- The Blackest Day
- California
- White Dress

MUSIC VIDEO OF THE DECADE
- Shades Of Cool
- High By The Beach
- Freak
- Chemtrails

ALBUM OF THE DECADE
- Honeymoon

LANA MOMENT OF THE DECADE
- "U little fuckers"
- Ultraviolence billboards
- Question For The Culture

LANABOARDS MOMENT OF THE DECADE
- Charlene nnn
- Elle becoming admin
- Lust For Life album leaks
- Charli XCX fiasco (literally shaped the site as we know it)

 

wait what's charlene? ive been asleep all yr for real to have missed a potential lanaboards moment of the decade 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,146]

ALSO don't forget to include acapella legend bikini gold in top 5 leak of the year  who else's got a line like "i couldn't hide my smile from you as i stopped to breathe the exhaust from the tailpipe"? nobody!

[Elle 121,280]

Today is the LAST DAY to submit your nominations! It ends at midnight ET, so about 14 hours from now! x 

[Elle 121,280]

Wow. Just saw that someone submitted 4700+ spam nominations  That’s great  Thanks for that   

Annoying, but I’ll figure something out. Always surprised by the amount of free time some people have x

 

[palemoonbaby 15,103]

somebody wanted to sent 4772 votes?

[Morningcrow 3,673]

Spam the vote if that's your thing, but spamming nominations is silly 

[West Coast 45,793]

3 hours ago, Elle said:

Wow. Just saw that someone submitted 4700+ spam nominations  That’s great  Thanks for that   

Annoying, but I’ll figure something out. Always surprised by the amount of free time some people have x

 

[the ocean 67,601]

7 hours ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

 

wait what's charlene? ive been asleep all yr for real to have missed a potential lanaboards moment of the decade 

ask @TrashMagiq

[TrashMagiq 58,573]

Never heard of her!

[Elle 121,280]

Final 45 minutes if anyone still has last-minute nominations to submit! x

[sympathyisaknife 16,029]

13 hours ago, Elle said:

Wow. Just saw that someone submitted 4700+ spam nominations  That’s great  Thanks for that   

Annoying, but I’ll figure something out. Always surprised by the amount of free time some people have x

 

they're so sick for that

[fishtails 13,794]

Submitted my nominations just in time lol

[Elle 121,280]

Nominations are now closed!

I'm going to compile the top nominations for each category and launch the voting round later today.

(The person who spammed the nominations submitted the same responses for each ticket, so luckily I'll be easily able to filter them out.)

Stay tuned to see the top nominees and submit your votes for the winners! x

[the ocean 67,601]

y'all better have nominated me or ELSE

[American Whore 51,326]

16 minutes ago, the ocean said:

y'all better have nominated me or ELSE

 

big mood! 

[Elle 121,280]

Hello, everyone! The nominees for the 2022 Lipsters Awards have been tallied, and the top nominees for each category have been chosen!

I am pleased to announce that voting is NOW OPEN from today until January 20th at 11:59pm ET. The official awards ceremony will take place on Saturday, January 21st at 5pm ET - so clear your calendars for the festivities! The ceremony will last 3 hours with a red carpet starting an hour beforehand.

Below, you will see a list of this year's 40 categories, a brief description of what each award entails, and the Top 5 nominees selected by our members for each category. For this voting period, please visit the link below and vote for your top nominee per category that you wish to see take home the award.  (*Note: Once you submit your votes, please comment that you have done so or DM @admin as only one voting ticket is permitted per member, and this ensures that votes are submitted fairly.)

If you can't think of enough votes, please try your best and submit all that you can! You all have two weeks to come up with your votes! I have not made it mandatory for every field to be completed, and although it is highly encouraged that you try to submit votes for each category, I have done this so all feel comfortable submitting votes even if you aren't familiar enough with our member base to vote for every category. Also, for those who wish to be voted for, please feel free to begin your campaigns below, or campaign for other members you think deserve some awards! Good luck! x

 

 

 

SUBMIT YOUR VOTES HERE

 

 

 

Though there’s been discourse from time to time about making the return of our “Time Online” tracker, at this point I’m sure you all can recognise who our most recent visitors are without it! The Most Active award will be bestowed upon the member that frequently blesses us with their posts. Also thanks for boosting our AdSense revenue xx

@Fever

@Surf Noir

@the ocean

@The Siren

@Venice Peach

 

 

Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like. (& with the abundance of new threads being created this year, I thank the ones who utilise this feature when appropriate instead.)

@annedauphine

@Mer

@Surf Noir

@the ocean

@The Siren

 

 

Whether it be a Lana pun, an iconic song title, or just a purely imaginative name, we all have that one member whose name makes us smile, and the Best Username award is for that special someone.

@IanadeIrey

@prettywhenimhigh

@Surf Noir

@takeitdoen

@The Stargirl Pinky

 

 

For Worst Username... well.. we will just assume your first option was taken.

@evalionisameme

@fl0r1dakil0s

@LanasLeftCheekFiller

@lanasbottom

@Maltese Falcon

 

 

The Best Taste award is to honour the member who is the embodiment of true taste. Let’s discuss this – they’re disgusting, you’re delicious.

@Fingertips

@honeybadger

@IanadeIrey

@PatentLeatherDoOver

@Surf Noir

 

 

Well, you can’t agree with everyone. Opposite from our previous award, the Worst Taste award is for the one whose opinions leave others questioning. We’re sorry, but we still love you anyway.  

@baddisease

@Jared

@Lustformoney

@Terrence Loves Me

@Vertimus

 

 

This award is reserved for our own America’s Sweetheart who always keeps it sugary sweet. Let’s show our appreciation for those who make LanaBoards an enjoyable place to be with the Nicest Member award.

@Alison by Slowdive

@Elle

@IanadeIrey

@Surf Noir

@The Stargirl Pinky

 

 

No negativity on this site, thank u. But it happens sometimes. This award is for our feisty kitten who has no shame in digging their claws in every now and then. Take your Rudest Member award and then maybe chill out.

@111

@lanasbottom

@letterblue

@Lustformoney

@The Love Witch

 

 

Old is gold. This award is to honour our member who has continued to come back year after year despite the madness, the one who has become truly ingrained within LanaBoards culture. Give a salute as we honour our favourite LanaBoards veteran with the Veteran Member award.

(Note: Only accounts who have joined before August 2017 are eligible for this award)

@annedauphine

@Elle

@lmdr

@Trash Magic

@YUNGATA

 

 

Old may be gold, but new can be diamonds! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We hope you stick around.

(Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2021 are eligible for this award) 

@BartenderDeco

@burthday kake

@For K

@hotshot2am

@Wait For Life

 

 

Everybody loves an underdog. The Underrated Member award is for the member who you feel doesn’t get enough credit around here and deserves their flowers. We won’t let you die an underdog in vain.

@Big Star

@lilac heaven

@prettywhenimhigh

@rightofjupiter

@Veinsineon

 

 

Though I resent this award each year, at this point it has become tradition. The Best Banned Member award is to honour someone who is no longer here with us due to their own naughtiness. Perhaps a legend in their own right, pour out a drink for our fallen sisters with this award. (in b4 it’s all the same person in 5 different variants.)

@Acid

@EARTHA

@lanaswildflowers

@lustforlife

@May

 

 

The Most Missed Sis award is for someone who isn't necessarily a banned member, but for one who hasn't been around for awhile. Who do you miss seeing? Who do you want to have their comeback era? Let them know through this award. (Don’t let former user May gaslight you into thinking they’re dead though.)

@COCC

@electra

@graham4anything

@past the bushes

@UltraHeroin

 

 

Whether it be because of their huge Lana collection, their knowledge of Lana’s life history, their frequency at live shows, or just their general massive appreciation for Lana, the Biggest Stan award will honour the true ride or die (bitch.)

@Elle

@IanadeIrey

@lizzyology

@Surf Noir

@That Venice Bitch

 

 

“When will people be over her? I am a Hater.” Although this is a whole forum dedicated to Lana herself, we do have those members who give her a hard time, and that’s why I cross my fingers that Lana doesn’t visit here too often. Although I don’t endorse the hatred, perhaps the Biggest Lana Hater award can give a little hint-hint nudge-nudge to ease off… or just add more fuel to the fire.

@Jared

@lanasbottom

@Lustformoney

@The Love Witch

@Xenoblade 3

 

 

Although this is a Lana forum, we have plenty of members who are here solely for our entertainment section. A whole decade later, and the Charli XCX thread is still the largest thread on the site. So, who’s your favourite Angel? Your favourite Little Ferrari? Your favourite Diamond? Your favourite Crybaby? The Hybrid Fan award is our special thanks to a member who continues to visit, even if Lana isn’t their primary reason for their stay. Everyone is welcome a seat at the table.

@boom like that

@SoftwareUpgrade

@the ocean

@The Siren

@TrashMagiq

 

 

It’s no doubt that LanaBoards can be a war zone, and this award is for the member who always tries to keep the peace. Whether it be a moderator or an unofficial officer, let’s honour the member who walks into the depth of the fire to put out the flames with the Peace Keeper award. I’ll also be taking note of these nominees as possible future mods, or those mods who deserve an extra pat on the back. Appreciate ya. 

@Beautiful Loser

@Elle

@IanadeIrey

@NikoGo

@the ocean

 

 

The Attention Whore award is to give a gentle nudge that this place is in fact LanaBoards, not ____Boards. No disrespect here, just honesty.

@111

@DragonWhore

@lanaswildflowers

@the ocean

@Wait For Life

 

 

LanaBoards houses so much talent within our member base, and the Big Eyes Award - for Best Artist honours our true artists – whether it be for their physical or digital art, we truly have so much talent here. Will also be taking notes for future site theme design help xx

@Beautiful Loser

@IanadeIrey

@jadee

@kallumlavigne

@lmdr

 

 

We have talent of all kinds here, including those who are masters of audio art! Whose remixes have tricked you into believing a demo of a Lana song leaked on the site that shall not be named? Who do you wish will be Lana’s next core producer? Let them know with the Jack Anti-noff Award - for Best Audio Artist, which has been retitled this year to suggest you could rival Mr. Antonoff for production credits on LDR10. 

@ahsokaswift61

@bigspender

@Glitter Boy

@PatentLeatherDoOver

@plastiscguy

 

 

If LanaBoards had a dating app, who would be your super like? Who has you drooling in the Pictures of You thread? The Be My Daddy Award - for Hottest Member is to honour the hottest of the hot, whether you’re a daddy, mommy, or sexy enby.

@Elle

@Mer

@mssainttropez

@Sportscruiser

@Venice

 

 

As I do have to pay extra to keep the Blog section alive, you bet damn well I’m going to honour the members who actually use it. Perhaps the Self-Loathing Poet Award - for Best Blogger may even inspire others to make their life their poetry, aside from their lovemaking being their legacy (or whatever you like to post in there.)

@American Whore

@bloodydriver

@Pretty On The Indide

@the ocean

@The Siren

 

 

Whether it be someone who has a meltdown over every single Lana notification or just simply cannot hold themselves back from falling apart all over the boards letting their head spin like a ballerina, the Queen of Disaster Award - for Biggest Drama Queen is for them. A little extra dramatics never hurt anyone. Most of the time.

@111

@Fingertips

@lanasbottom

@lanaswildflowers

@Wait For Life

 

 

Which member’s posts give you continuous war flashbacks, the same kind of feeling you get whenever you see a picture of a typewritten message posted on IG? The Q.F.T.C Award - for Most Problematic Member is for them, and I hope their own QFTC proclamation awaits.

@111

@baddisease

@lanaswildflowers

@letterblue

@Wait For Life

 

 

Perhaps this is a member who is no stranger to the mod queue or one that maybe you think deserves to have their unhinged posts moderated before public view. (Disclaimer that the winner of the Mod Queue Award - for Most Annoying Member award will not actually receive mod queue for it lol. At least not yet, anyway.)

@111

@Fever

@lanaswildflowers

@Lustformoney

@Paris Hilton

 

 

As Lana proclaimed at the 2015 Golden Globes Awards, “Well, I love drama!” Whether it be site-related drama or Lana-related drama, there is never a dry day in the Lana Fandom. The Drama of the Year award is for the little extra spice within the fandom that took the cake this year.

Acid's scat attacks

Dupegate

Lana's stolen computer

Prank phone call to Elle

Sky Ferreira Thread

 

 

Every year, there is always one certain thread that gives us that lust for life that keeps this site alive. The Thread of the Year award is to honour that thread and all the chaos and wonderfulness that ensued within it. We wouldn’t be without it.

Crazy For You - Pre-Leak Thread

Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread

her

LanaBoards Lore Explained / LanaBoards With Context

LDR9 Pre-Pre-Release Thread

 

 

Though our fruit basket of leaks wasn’t as bountiful this year as it has been in previous years, this award is still tradition. Which locked-away masterpiece that broke away from its chains wowed you this year? Whether it be a song we had been counting down the days for or a complete surprise, it’s only right that we honour these previously hidden gems with the Leak of the Year award.

Bikini Gold

California

Crazy for You

Cult Leader

Dragonslayer

 

 

Similar to the previous award, we weren’t blessed with too many officially released songs from Lana this year, but it is still proper to honour the ones that we did graciously receive with the Song of the Year award.

Buddy's Rendezvous (with Father John Misty)

Dayglo Reflection - Orchestral Version (with Bobby Womack)

Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd

Snow on the Beach (with Taylor Swift)

Watercolor Eyes

 

 

A new award! Not only do we stan an icon, but this site itself is iconic in its own right. Whether it’s something Lana herself did or something that happened on LanaBoards, the new Iconic Moment of the Year award will honour that top memory of the year that will forever live down in Lipster history.

DYKTTATUOB Billboard in Tulsa

DYKTTATUOB Album Announcement

HOLA TV Album Pre-Announcement

Lana & Jack Donoghue posing outside of a prison

Xmas triple leaks

 

This award is for our true living legend. Who truly made LanaBoards what it was this year? Let us bestow our honour upon this sacred member through the coveted Lipster of the Year award. We'll never forget you, like the tunnel under Ocean Blvd.

@Elle

@IanadeIrey

@Surf Noir

@the ocean

@Venice Peach

 

 

Year after year, it’s never truly dry in the Lipster community with all of the drama that may occur. Though these may not be the moments we necessarily look back on with a smile, they made the Lipster community what it is. The Drama of the Decade award will honour that moment, whether it be something that happened on the site or within the Lana fandom in general. I just know you all will have a field day with this one.

Love leak / Ed calling Elle

Lyric Anthology Book scam

PicsArt single cover arts

Question for the Culture

Scat attacks

 

With over 11,000 threads over the past decade, there is bound to be one iconic thread that will forever stick in our members’ minds and  be revisited from time to time to relive those memories. Whether it be a Pre-Release thread, a Conversation Area Thread, or even a past Lipsters thread or anything else in between, The Thread of the Decade award is to honour an extra legendary thread, and all of the beautiful posts in it.

Charli XCX Thread

Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread

LDR Album Process Discussion

Norman Fucking Rockwell! - Pre-Release Thread

No Context LanaBoards

 

 

Although I refuse to fully acknowledge that leaks are a huge part of LanaBoards culture, it’s true that we wouldn’t be without them. With enough leaked songs to double Lana’s discography, the Leak of the Decade is to honour that one extra special song that got free.

*Any leaked Lana song, including demos and alternate versions, are eligible for this award*

Fine China

I Talk to Jesus

Life is Beautiful

Serene Queen

Unidentified Flying Bill

 

 

With over 100 officially released Lana Del Rey songs, we have truly been blessed over the past decade. (The Little Ferraris could never.) Without the music, who would we be? We're forever grateful for Lana and her art. The Song of the Decade award is to honour the best of the best.

*Any officially released Lana song, including songs from her albums, features on other artists' albums, soundtrack songs, stand-alone singles, etc., are eligible for this award.*

Heroin

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have it - but I have it

Shades of Cool

Venice Bitch

West Coast

 

 

Not only has Lana provided us with a bounty of songs over the past decade, but with some gorgeous visuals too! The Music Video of the Decade award is to honour your favourite video you replay like a movie, letting it move you. Hopefully, this award will manifest some gorgeous new videos for songs on the upcoming album.

*Any Lana Del Rey music video is eligible for this award. Sorry Lizzy stans, videos from that era aren’t eligible. Doesn’t matter anyway since we don’t even have the obvious winner QOTGS*

Born to Die

Chemtrails Over the Country Club

National Anthem

Ride

Shades of Cool

 

 

10 years of Lana Del Rey albums, and 8 gorgeous works to consider. (Yes, we’re including Paradise in this count for the sake of this award. Don’t let the LDR9/LDR10/LDRX debate continue here pls.) The Album of the Decade award is to honour the greatest LDR masterpiece. Let the album stan wars commence.

*Any Lana Del Rey album from 2012-present is eligible for this award*

Born to Die

Honeymoon

Lust for Life

Norman Fucking Rockwell!

Ultraviolence

 

 

Similar to our new Iconic Moment of the Year Award, this decade award will specifically honour an iconic Lana Moment that occurred over the past 10 years. Whether it be a release, a performance, a photoshoot, a quote, or any other moment that lives rent-free in your mind, the Lana Moment of the Decade will honour our namesake living legend herself.

2020 Grammys dress from the mall

"U little fuckers" (Lana's response to Lust for Life leaking)

"I'm not a furry. You guys are gross." (September 2019 Livestream)

"I won't not fuck you the fuck up. Period." (Lana x Azealia Banks)

Million Dollar Man performance at Hackney Weekend

 

 

As mentioned earlier, not only is Lana iconic, but this place is as well! With nearly 1.5 million posts over the past 10 years, we’ve had countless craziness, silliness, and beautiful memories in between. The LanaBoards Moment of the Decade award will honour a special memory on LanaBoards that you all can look back on and smile. (Hopefully.)

August 2020 Leakfest

Cassette Girl NFR Leaks

Elle buying LanaBoards

LanaBoards x LDR Village partnership

Lust for Life leaking

 

 

This will be the most coveted award we’ve ever offered. Over the past 10 weird and wonderful years on the site together, we’ve been graced with so many wonderful members who truly make this site what it is. Who is the true living legend that may even rival Lana for iconic status on LanaBoards? The Lipster of the Decade award will honour that very, very special someone.

@111

@Elle

@IanadeIrey

@Rorman Nockwell

@Surf Noir

 

 

 

[Fingertips 72,034]

FINGERTIPS FOR BEST TASTE AND QUEEN OF DISASTER! 

 

You know the pre-release threads would be much less entertaining without me randomly attacking someone for no reason 

[111 36,680]

111 for rudest member?!  i'm sweet af you american whores!